Ask Ma Ji crosstalk to send Spring Festival couplets.

A: We'd like to take this opportunity to celebrate its early days. Oh? What kind of worship? According to the tradition of our country, every family likes to paste Spring Festival couplets during the Spring Festival. B: That's right. We are going to send you Spring Festival couplets today. Did you bring the Spring Festival couplets? A: Don't you have it with you? I didn't. A: Then let's write it on the spot. B: write on the spot? Can you do it? A: Of course. I am afraid you can't. Me, you're welcome. I can speak my mind. A: Then I don't hesitate to say that I can talk nonsense. Oh, oh, no, no, let's put it this way. No matter what you say, I'm sure I can be right. B: so I'll surf the internet? A: I will make a bottom line. B: Let me say something. A: I was right about one sentence. B: I said it was difficult. I am interested in women. A woman? A: Ah. Men and women match, men and women match, work is not tired. B: I mean, it's more difficult to be correct. A: I can say how difficult it is. B: Well, the New Year is the Year of the Rat, so let's take the mouse as the topic: "Welcome the new mouse with joy". A: What? B: "Welcome the new mouse". A: I am right in saying "Happy New Year to you all"! B: No, no, not even the number of words. A: Count? B: The words "Welcome the new mouse". A: Seven words? I also have seven words, "Happy New Year to you all!" (The last three fingers come out together). B: how to go out together? A: (Hands up) "Let's celebrate the new year." B: Not enough. A: (hands up) "Let's celebrate the new year-ah". B: Huh? Are you here to spell? No, no, no (laughter) ... A: Oh, you all know. Don't laugh. Actually, I know that, too. As for couplets, I don't care about 135, but distinguish 246. Heaven is to the earth, rain is to the wind, and the mainland is to the sky. Mountain flowers are to the sea trees, and the sun is to the sky. Flat, flat, flat, flat. B: oh, it's still the same. Actually, I will. Are you right? A: What about your first film? B: "Welcome the new mouse". A: I'll give it to you: "Look at Gu Long in the harvest". Gu Long is the leader of Banlan. Gulong has a good harvest, and Banlan will also have a good harvest. How's it going? Is it okay? Yeah, not bad. Let me say a word. A: I was right about one sentence. I said "go". A: I am right about "Xia". There are ups and downs! B I said "God". A I'm right about land. "Day to the ground, rain to the wind, the mainland to the sky. Mountain flowers are to the sea trees, and the sun is to the sky. Say "strict". I am jealous. (a mistake "word" for "salt") vinegar? Answer! Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar are mixed, and you are salty and I am sour. B I said "OK". A: I'm right about "bad". B I said "things" I was right about the gun. (A mistook "stone" for "stone") B cannon! Is that so? A: You support the soldiers, I draw the gun, you vault and I get off (jū). You are playing chess with me! My five words together are the couplets of that pair: "God speaks well". A Then I'm interested in "going back to the palace for good luck". Hey, wait, something was wrong with you just now. I said "go". A: I am right. B I said "God". A I'm right about land. Say "strict". I am jealous. B I said "OK". A: I'm right about "bad". B I said "things" I was right about the gun. B I "speak well from heaven" A: I am "jealous." (Laughter) ... What are you? Who told you not to talk together? If you say "Heaven speaks well", of course I will give you "good luck back to the palace". You jump out word by word, and I won't give you a "rotten vinegar"? It's not my fault. Of course, I'll give you anything you say. B Now I'm talking about Ban Lan. I'm against Ban Lan. You're against Ban Lan? Awesome! No wonder your screen name is "Captain Wei". A: I ... I will take Banlan as your bottom line. B I wrote that "Ban Lan was happy with wealth in the past year". In 2007, the financial revenue of Banlan Town was 5.2 million yuan, which was prosperous! A I'm interested in "Rong 'an is richer in the New Year". In 2008, Rong 'an county proposed that the fiscal revenue should exceed 200 million, which is much richer! B I is going out of Jiangbei again. On the north side of the river. A I'm interested in Hainan. On the south side of the sea. B "Jiangbei" is the village name of Banlan. Oh, you told me earlier, so I'm not interested in Shanwei. It is also the village name of Banlan Town. The beauty of the mountains and rivers faces north behind me. B I can add words. I can also add words. B I am "Jiangbei, Siping". The north of the river is flat on all sides. A I was right. "At the end of the mountain, Du (Dong) Mausoleum". Behind the mountain is an uneven ridge. B I "Good Horse Racing in Siping, Jiangbei", the names of three administrative villages: Jiangbei, Siping, "Ma bu" or horse stance just look and Banlan Town. A: I am "Dongling at the end of the mountain likes to walk in Longnan". From the end of the mountain to Dongling, you have to go through Longna Village. Shanwei, Dongling and Longna are also the names of three administrative villages in Banlan Town. You are older than you. "B I‘' eat Kansai rice and drink Si 'an wine to respect the villagers', which are the names of two administrative villages, Kansai and Si 'an. A I "take Muji Road to see the scenery of Li Bird, and thank the leaders of our town". Muji and Li Bird are also the names of two administrative villages in Banlan Town. B It's not hard for you, is it? A makes you angry (stomp your feet). B (see a stamp, angry, with fingernails and feet) "pig's feet" A (looking at B in surprise and touching B's head with his hand) "Radish". B does that match? Sauté ed beef with sauerkraut and stewed radish with trotters are just right. B (Nothing, touch a dress with your hand) "Satin." A radish B I is wearing silk and satin-"satin". Answer yes! I'm talking about clothes, too Silk and woolen cloth, "grab". Oh! Rob, I can't tell it's a radish. (deliberately looking around, scratching his skull) I said, "Bell and drum." A "radish" B I said it was ringing a bell-"bell and drum". A: I was right about gongs and cymbals-"Gong and cymbals." B hehe! That's not bad. Listen to it again. One (blurts out) "radish". B I haven't said it yet. A let me talk about it first. B impatient. A "big radish" B Oh, if I have three words, you are a big radish. If I have four words, you are a big radish. If I have five words, you are a big radish. Yes, I have prepared a basket of radishes. B OK, "A radish is not as big as a bully's head" (referring to the other person's head). Oh? Are you kidding? Well, the price of kumquat in Rong 'an County is particularly good this year, so I said, "The price of kumquat is better than Mr. Cao's smile" (end of procrastination). (End)