Where does Aladdin come from?

People always think that Aladdin is an Arab, but he is not. According to the original spirit of Aladdin and the magic lamp in Arabian Nights, it is clearly recorded that he comes from China and lives in the capital of western China. According to my research, "Allah" means "we" and "Ding" means people in Shanghai dialect. Aladdin means "Shanghainese". Since the original book says it is in the capital of western China, it is naturally Chang 'an. Aladdin was young and immoral, because he was an only child like me, so he was lazy since he was a child. His father died early and there was no one at home. Aladdin and his mother, orphans and widows, couldn't live in their hometown in Shanghai, so they came to Chang 'an to work. Chang 'an in the Tang Dynasty was really an international metropolis, with Japan in the east, Egypt in the west, Siberia in the north and Java in the south. People from all over the world gather here, and naturally there are plenty of employment opportunities. Shanghai in the Tang Dynasty was still a small fishing village. Aladdin and his mother just arrived in Chang 'an, just like the country people came to Shanghai today, and finally rented a cabin in Heping Square. Mother urged Aladdin to go out to work Aladdin spent a whole day in Chang 'an, Nuoda, but he didn't find a job. Instead, I gave dozens of copper coins to a group of Indians who performed fire-breathing performances and used up half a year's pocket money. When I got home, my mother called him a little coffin, which didn't live up to expectations, but I couldn't bear to hit him. After all, I only have one son. From then on, I can only live by spinning for others every day to support this disappointing son. Aladdin has never learned Mandarin. No one in Chang 'an can understand his Shanghai dialect. He can only wander around every day, or follow the mafia from the south and do some activities such as paying protection money. One day, he was wandering in Suzaku Street again, and suddenly someone patted him behind him. Looking back, Aladdin was startled. The man behind him has deep eyes, high nose and dark skin like a charcoal seller. Aladdin had never seen such a figure before. "Little Adi, is Nong the son of the tailor Afatou?" This guy can speak Shanghainese. "Yes, my grandfather died five years ago." Hearing this, this guy cried and hugged Aladdin. His bad smell of sheep made Aladdin want to vomit. "My nephew. I don't know. I'm my uncle. My uncle and I are brothers. My young Guang Chen went to Africa and didn't come back until now. I didn't expect my brother to be gone. " Aladdin didn't believe his story. Although he is a foreigner, he pretends to be from Shanghai. Even if his father is ugly, he won't have such a brother. Just as Aladdin was about to scold the bastard, the foreigner said, "Come, uncle, take Nong to eat." Aladdin immediately withdrew his scolding and followed him to dinner. When they arrived at the most luxurious restaurant in Chang 'an, Aladdin tried his best to order the most expensive food and almost emptied his uncle's wallet. Uncle is generous in his mouth, but in his heart he scolds the boy for pushing his luck. Soon, Aladdin ate all the good food and wine before "Uncle" ate anything. Aladdin was not finished yet, but he also invited the hotel waitress to spend the night in the private room. He thought that there was a punch "uncle" to settle accounts anyway, so he simply gave him a hard cut. Uncle is in a hurry. He was defeated by the boy. He said quickly, "nephew, we have important things to do at the moment." Let's go to work with uncle first. " Aladdin was about to slip away, but his uncle caught him and dragged him away. As we all know, this so-called uncle is actually a magician from Morocco, Africa. He knows the languages and dialects of all countries in the world, even Shanghai dialect. When he came to Chang 'an, he saw at a glance that Aladdin was the black sheep of his family, just the man he needed. So he took Aladdin to a mountain far away from the city. The magician said several spells and the ground cracked. Aladdin grew up timid and thought he had met a ghost. He was about to run away, but the magician slapped him on the head and then fainted. Finally, there is no way out. Aladdin must go to the underground cave to get the lamp according to the magician's instructions. Before going down, the magician took off the ring on his finger and put it on Aladdin, saying it could ward off evil spirits. When he went underground, he found a cave here. It turned out to be a treasure cave, golden and dazzling. Of all the treasures, the least valuable is probably the oil lamp that the magician wants. Aladdin thought, if you give all the treasure to that bastard "uncle", I'm afraid I'll keep it for myself, and maybe Aladdin will die, too. Why don't you tell him to come down and kill this bastard secretly, and Aladdin will get all the treasure. So Aladdin stood on the steps and said to the magician on the ground, "Uncle, there is nothing in the trunk. Why don't you come down and have a look? " "Impossible, little red guy, don't want to be white, take out the lamp quickly." "If there is, Uncle Nong will come down and find a good felling himself?" The magician was so angry with Aladdin that he swore outside the cave. Hearing this, Aladdin turned his face and denied anyone. He cursed all the dirty words in Shanghai dialect, just like the water in Huangpu River. As for the ability to swear, foreigners are definitely no match for us in China. The magician's words have long been used up, but Aladdin continued his offensive and scolded the magician. Moreover, China people are used to focusing the main aspects of swearing on each other's mothers until the eighteenth generation of their ancestors. In the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang cursed his opponent to death. The magician's psychological endurance is fragile, and he nearly collapsed in less than half an hour. Finally, the magician became angry from embarrassment, sealed the hole with one hand, and let Aladdin and the magic lamp die together. This time, he followed the example of China and fled back to the African continent. Later, as we all know, Aladdin wiped the ring on his hand, and the ring god saved his life and brought him and the treasure out. When I got home, I relied on the magic of the magic lamp to make my mother and son carefree. One day, Princess Datang is going to take a bath in Huaqing Pool outside Chang 'an. Hearing this news, Aladdin immediately flew to Huaqing Pool by relying on the power of Huanshen and hid in the bathroom. Sure enough, the princess came to take a bath, and the social atmosphere in the Tang Dynasty was more open. The princess is not afraid of being peeked at. Just like in Huaqing Pool, Yang Yuhuan was not afraid of Tang Xuanzong peeking. Otherwise, where did Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow come from? Although I have never seen the princess, I can guess a little. First of all, her measurements must be twice as big as those of girls now, and secondly, her face must be chubby in vain. Because I grew up in the palace, there was no reason not to be fat, and there was no requirement to lose weight in that era when fat was the beauty. As for the princess image in the American Disney cartoon Aladdin, it is really ignorant and ridiculous. Aladdin was blind that day, because he saw something he shouldn't have seen. When he got home, his eyelids swelled up and he made a "stealing needle eyes". Other people's eyes are inflamed, and it will be fine in a few days at most, but Aladdin hasn't recovered for a whole month, and even the magic lamp can't be cured. Finally Aladdin told the reason why he wanted to marry the princess. I slapped him at once. But Aladdin was so determined that I couldn't beat him, so I had to take many precious stones to see the emperor. As a result, everyone knows that the son of heaven is a love of money. When he saw all the presents, he immediately promised to sell his daughter. Tian Khan, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty who surrendered to all countries, actually valued money more than his daughter, and the civil and military officials in the Qing Dynasty were in an uproar. A minister came out of the class, the famous remonstrator Wei Zhi: "Your Majesty, I think it is really detrimental to my emperor's dignity to marry a common people with a princess's body of 10,000 yuan. Please think twice. " In fact, Wei Zhi had long wanted his son to be attached to a horse, so how could he give the fat he got to others? Although the emperor was a hero all his life, he was still afraid of Wei Zhi, so he had to say to Aladdin's mother, "Mom, let's put this marriage on hold for the time being. After three months, you will be ready for the bride price and get married naturally. " I went back with joy and waited with Aladdin for three months, but there was still no reply. Later, I heard that the princess is going to marry Wei Zhi's son tonight. It turned out that when the emperor said he would wait for three months, he was actually hinting at Wei Zhi, giving him three months' chance and getting more gifts than Aladdin. That Wei Zhi, though incorruptible all his life, has been in crisis for the last three months, openly taking bribes, buying and selling officials, associating with profiteers, and engaging in smuggling, from drugs to arms. There was a sea of people for a while, getting richer every day. Three months later, he was as rich as an enemy and handed it all over to the emperor. The son of heaven was insatiable at once and betrothed the princess to Wei Zhi's son. Aladdin was as anxious as a cat on hot bricks when he heard about it, so he thought of the magic lamp and gave it an order. In the blink of an eye, the magic lamp moved the princess and Wei Zhi's son to Aladdin's home together with their big bed when they got married. Then Wei Zhi's son was put in the place where the grain was reincarnated. As for the princess, she was stunned. There are many stories about flying carpets in Arabian Nights, and Disney's Aladdin also allows the hero and heroine to travel around the world by flying carpets. In fact, these ignorant people don't understand the national conditions of China at all. There were not many blankets and straw mats in ancient China. So, in fact, Aladdin took the princess to sit on the broken straw mat brought from his hometown in Shanghai. With the help of the magic lamp, the straw mat gradually flew, but it was only a few feet high. It turns out that the princess is too heavy So Aladdin had to pull out the ring god to help, and with the help of the magic lamp, the two immortals worked together to hold up the straw mat. Let's call it a flying seat. When the princess reached the sky, she woke up with a start, and she couldn't help but be terrified when she saw Nuoda crawling at her feet in Chang 'an. I screamed loudly when I saw a strange man beside me. That night, the whole Chang 'an was shrouded in the sound of falling from the sky. The whole city didn't sleep well all night. Everyone admired Wei Zhi's son's good kung fu, which made the princess's happy screams spread all over the city. Aladdin thought, since he has a magic lamp and a princess and lives in the world, what else can he ask for? He might as well leave Chang 'an, go to a paradise and live a happy life. So he flew to the east with the princess in the flying seat, but when he saw the darkness, he could see nothing. At dawn, it has reached the edge of the East China Sea. After getting off the flying carpet, Aladdin returned to his hometown in Shanghai, where he and the princess lived in seclusion and became the ancestors of Shanghainese. No, no, how can the ancestors of Shanghainese be borne by a bad boy like Aladdin who doesn't even want his own mother? It is really the author's nonsense. As for Aladdin's palace, the magician made a comeback, and Aladdin's right to the throne was gone, which is why the author did not "confuse Machamp" according to Confucius' teaching.