Crosstalk about responsibility (2 people) is urgent! ! !

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B: Friends, how about the cross talk competition? It's about to start! The program I participated in was a traditional cross talk called "The Name of Dishes". Today, I am here to give you a report. Please give us more valuable advice. Here are the names of North-South Cuisine and Manchu-Han Banquet. I'll treat you to steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roasted goose, braised pork, braised duck, braised chicken, bacon, pine flower and belly, cold sausage, assorted crispy vegetables, steamed rice stuffed with eight treasures pork, red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs, south fried meatballs, Four Joy Meetballs, shrimp meatballs and fish belly.

What are you doing?

B: Crosstalk

Which paragraph?

B: the name of this dish

What's your name?

B: Your name is Zheng.

What's your name?

Jian Zheng.

Jian Zheng? (meditating)

B: It's me ~

A: I haven't heard of ...

I'm new here!

A: At this rate, you will definitely be a newcomer at the age of 99.

B: Why?

A: The way you handle this business is called bland and tasteless, and it is called lack of emotional connotation.

Ah ... What should I say?

A: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?

B: Go ahead. ...

How about the food you mentioned just now? They are real changes and refinements that have condensed the wisdom of many generations of working people. How can you talk so casually?

B: I ... How should I put it?

A: To speak this crosstalk well, we must have a sacred sense of historical mission and responsibility. You must think that a vast ancient country has a long history. You must think that you are showing Chinese civilization to all mankind. You can usurp the host's role, swallow mountains and rivers and convey history with the most beautiful sense of language.

B: May I?

A: You try ...

B: (I took a good look at A, and then I was lucky enough to howl) Let me treat you to dinner! ! !

A: (sitting on the ground)

Teacher ... huh? Teacher ... (looking for one)

A: You are not inviting people to dinner ...

B: This is. ...

Answer: To eat people ...

How should I perform?

A: Swallowing mountains and rivers is not howling ...

B: then I should

Think for yourself.

B: I'll treat you to dinner ...

A: The problem is found! This man speaks without logic. Do you know what logic is? Your logic is not clear, and the other party can't understand what you want to express. Do you know what logical stress is? Say it again. what did you say ?

B: I'll treat you to dinner ...

A: Well, who's buying dinner?

Me?

Logical stress should be placed on "I"

Oh, I see. Listen, I invite you to dinner ...

What are you doing?

b； treat cordially

Please is also an accent.

B: I'll treat you to dinner ...

Who are you going to invite?

B: Please.

Your partner or pressure?

B: I'll treat you to dinner ...

What are you going to invite?

B: Eat.

A: Eat or accent.

B: I'll treat you to dinner.

Are you choking? ! I haven't eaten this yet. Why did you choke first? Ok, ok, ok ... This is too profound. Find out for yourself after you step down, and get down …

B: Just eat it and steam the mutton.

Pay attention to the sound of * * * …

B: Steamed bear's paw

A: Overflow

B: Steamed deer tail.

A: Lift it up ~

B: Roast duck and chicken …

A: Don! ! (command)

B: Barbecue ... young ... goose. ...

A: That's roughly what it means. Then again, I'm not necessarily right, so I'll tell you what I said.

Oh, what you said is very reasonable.

A: I wish you a complete success in the competition.

Thank you, thank you ...

Goodbye ... (limping off the stage)

B: (Practice what A just taught)

A: (dressing on the stage) Hey, wait a minute. Hey ~ What are you doing here?

B: Oh, you don't know that an expert pushed me just now and is practicing registration. Roasted goose …

A: (holding B's mouth) Who gave you the idea of reciting the name of this newspaper?

No, why?

You are destroying our national art.

Me?

A: Crosstalk is a treasure in our treasure house of Chinese culture.

B: Yes. ...

What was your attitude just now? It's totally fake!

B: What do you mean by fake drama?

Is Yu Shizhi's performance the same as yours? ! Jiang Kun talks like you? !

B: Then how should I perform?

A: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?

B: When talking, when talking.

A: Even if we want to learn drama, cross talk must be our national quintessence Beijing Opera! There are our national quintessence in the world's three XX! Stanislavski, Blanchett and Mei Lanfang, why do you have to learn from fake foreign devils? ! No sect, no faction, left door! At an early age, this is called worshipping foreign things and flattering foreign countries, but it is a sin for you to be with Wang Jingwei!

I will be a China person ...

A: Do you want to make it clear?

Where are you going?

A: I have a sense of work and rhythm. It is best to add the unique characters in our Chinese opera and the willow flirting in the wind. Let's go beyond it and pull out the essence of ….

Should I sign my name in the newspaper?

A: Do you dare to be the first person to eat crabs? River crab ...

B: (taking a few bites) How do you add this? !

A: Say what you want to add!

I don't understand.

A: For example, steamed mutton.

What about me?

A: Add a picture of a sheep.

What shape is a sheep?

A: I'll treat you to steamed mutton (gesture, one leg up, two hands with horns)

B: Ah ~ ~ I see! ! Look at me! I'll treat you to steamed mutton! A golden rooster is independent, but its hands are wide open. )

This is a buffalo ... how can it have such a big horn? ! Hey! ! That's right! ! (Correcting posture) Not bad. I have it with me. I'll give it as soon as I say it.

B: Oh ... this is steamed mutton ... Do you think I'll be next? Steamed bear's paw (lunge, lick your left hand)

Why are you clapping? ! This palm is useless! ! Who dares to eat it when it is so dirty? ! Change your palms! Stick out your palms higher, yes! !

Oh ... I see!

A: That's probably it! But then again, what I said may not be right, so I said it and you listened.

What you said is very reasonable!

A: well, I wish you a complete success in the competition! See you later! I'm not wearing a hat, am I?

B: It seems that you have never ridden a motorcycle ...

A: See you later, there ~ ~

B: This time, the name of this dish must be changed to … (repeat what I just taught)

A: (changing clothes) Stop, stop, stop! ! Stop acting! What's the difference between your behavior and playing with monkeys? !

B: What do you mean by playing with monkeys? !

Who told you to perform like this? !

No ... (Helpless) What is it? !

AB: I have some immature suggestions. Do you know if I should say it?

B: I knew it was this sentence! !

A: First of all, I don't understand art …

B: Huh? !

But I am a kind person! I know that human beings eat to live, but living should not be just for eating! Humans are more and more greedy, and their desire for food is more and more shameless! The innocent and lively lamb steamed when he said it? ! Is the tail of sika deer, a national second-class protected animal, on the dining table? ! Bear's paw dares to eat shark's fin and swallow it. You're not ashamed, but you look happy! ! Where is the conscience? ! Where is justice? ! This crosstalk is the condemnation of the crosstalk predecessors for cruelty to animals! It's a pity that none of you cross talk descendants can understand the true meaning of this cross talk! ! Animals are our friends, and they are closely related to us. ! How can it be steamed and fried? ! Therefore, if you want to speak this cross talk well, you have to be full of grief, hold your breath, feel guilty, and say it with infinite sadness …

AB: (gradually crying) I invite you to eat steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, red-cooked chicken, bacon, loose belly ... ah, ha, ha, ha ... (stomping the ground three times and beating your chest three times) cold meat sausage. ...

He is right to say so ... (interrupted by B, several times)

B: (crying bitterly) Oh dear. ...

A: a little more, a little more … take a little …

B: Oh dear. ...

A: no, this is in the play …

B: it's not acting I am serious! ! !

Then why are you so sad?

B: My cross talk ... What else can I say? ...

A: (Push B, stop B, bow down)

B: Just two steps later, I burst into tears and ran A off the stage. It's done. )