English Comedy with Translation

Today, I'd like to tell you an English comedy.

We all know this guy, XXX, my partner

He plays the trumpet well!

It's just that lately, I've been in bad health

especially this time, I've been so sick, I've broken my face.

Hemorrhoids.

Last week, XXX gave me some words: go ah, together with the swimming go

I said: do not go! I think it's too dirty, and there are a lot of people peeing in the pool

He said: Don't be afraid, we can pee too!

In the end he went alone.

That same day, at 3 pm, called me: brother, bring 2,000 dollars ransom me to come, peeing let people caught.

Go and bring him back. I asked him what happened, and he said, "They all peed in the pool, but I stood on the bank and peed.

Two days later, he went back on his own. In the afternoon, he called me again: brother.

We went to bring him back and asked him: "Did you stand on the bank and pee again? He said: "No, I didn't. This time in the pool to pee, but these days a little fire, urine is yellow.

Today, I would like to present a cross-talk.

This is XXX, my partner, everybody knows him.

He blows his trumpet very well!

He blows his trumpet very well! But he has been indisposed recently

This time he's really very sick, he's disfigured.

Hemorrhoids.

Just last week, XXX gave me a call: "Come, let's go swimming "

I answered: "No, it's not.

Just last week, XXX gave me a call: "Come, let's go swimming "

I answered: "No, it's dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool"

He said: "Don

I answered: "No, it's dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool"

He said: "Don't worry, we also can urinate!"

Finally he went alone.

Later in the afternoon at three o'clock, he called me: "Brother, please bring 2000 Yuan to bail me out, I was caught urinating."

I asked him what'd happened after taking him back, he said

I asked him what'd happened after taking him back, he said: "They urinated in the pool, but I did it standing at the poolside."

Two days later, again he went there alone. In the afternoon, he called me again: "Brother, I was caught again, come and bail me."

After bringing him back, I asked: "What'd happen after taking him back? After bringing him back, I asked: "Urinated at the poolside again?"

He answered: "No, this time I did it in the pool, but these few days I have to go back to the pool.

He answered: "No, this time I did it in the pool, but these few days I have excessive internal heat, my urine was yellow."

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