What dialect crosstalk lines are there?

Crosstalk lines burst into laughter "dialect";

You don't need electricity to say it out loud.

Those who are near pigs are fat, and those who are near urine are coquettish.

If you want to die, I will bury it!

Give me a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.

Spending money is like peeing your pants.

It is the duty of every citizen to take a concubine according to law!

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

As the saying goes, "Man struggles upwards and urine flows downwards."

If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

Go your own way and say who you want!

Don't even like the slag river? You forgot your roots!

Crosstalk pays attention to four lessons: pit, cheat, turn and cheat!

Help if you have difficulties, and help if you don't create difficulties.

Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.