What are the lines of the comedy "Amusing You"?

The comic "Teasing You" lines are as follows:

We should pay attention to our own behavioral arrangements, traffic laws and regulations, to comply with traffic safety, and life, fire prevention at all times, night and day to prevent theft. You think you live in a large courtyard, residential area all right; that can not, should pay attention to. Going out, outer pockets do not put money, put the money inside. Buy things, thieves to keep an eye on you, buy things a take a large amount of money, in fact, just a few dollars. Let the thief saw, the thief can brain door did not write on the thief, you walk in front, he leaned on the back, your money is gone, the hand is very fast.

You have something to do, change the house, from the first floor to the fourth floor of a walk, who put in front of the shoes ah, clothes, take away, pay attention. Especially the facade of the residence, did not do business, is a resident, there is no yard, the coal stove is placed outside, wash a few pieces of clothing, you have to bolt the rope, sun on the road. This said the clothes often lost and not the yard, closed the door, upstairs drying platform, facade no place. Another thirty-something sister-in-law drying a few pieces of clothing, and afraid of losing, but also can not always be outside to watch, go back to work, cooking, let the child watch it! The child is too young, five years old, stupid and not stupid, smart and not smart, and did not do it.

Crosstalk (Crosstalk), a kind of folk rap. It is highlighted by the form of speaking, learning, teasing and singing. Famous crosstalk performers include Zhang Shoushen, Ma Sanli, Chang Baokun, Hou Baolin, Liu Baorui, Li Buxiang, Gao Yingpei, Ma Ji, Tang Jiezhong, Li Wenhua, Hou Yaowen, Shi Fuquan, Su Wenmao, Li Jindou, Feng Gong, Guo Degang, Yu Qian, Jiang Kun, Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue.

Chinese comedy has three major origins: Beijing Tianqiao, Tianjin Guanyechang and Nanjing Fuzimiao, and is divided into northern and southern schools. The art of comedy originated in North China, popular in Beijing, Tianjin and Hebei, popularized throughout the country and at home and abroad, began in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, and flourished in contemporary times. It is mainly performed orally. The main props are folding fans, handkerchiefs, and waking wood. The form of performance includes monologue, duologue, and group comedy, etc. It is a form of performing art that is rooted in folklore, originates from life, and is popular among the masses.

In December 2018, the General Office of the Ministry of Education on the announcement of Tianjin Normal University as a base for the inheritance of Chinese outstanding traditional culture of comedy.

In November 2019, the General Office of the Ministry of Culture and Tourism organized the inspection and adjustment of the protection units of national intangible cultural heritage representative projects, and the protection units of the acoustic singing were the China Broadcasting Art Troupe and the Tianjin City Opera Troupe.