Crosstalk or jokes about exams.

A: I knew it when everyone applauded. Everyone likes to listen to cross talk.

Hey, everybody loves this.

A: Well, listen to cross talk, have fun and have a good mood.

B: It's beautiful.

I forgot all my troubles.

No,

A: Why do actors like cross talk? It is precisely because of this that we are happy while you are happy. Actors are human beings, and there is an embarrassing thing at home.

No one can be sure.

Unexpected things.

B: Right, right, right.

A: I forgot all about it once I played. Forget it!

B: I can't think of it either

A: Yes, such as Yu Qian.

Oh, speaking of me,

A: I went out to perform. I didn't return to Beijing until three months ago.

Oh, a tour.

A: Go and have a look at the door.

B: How about that?

A: The house collapsed.

Hey ... The house collapsed?

A: The house collapsed!

Why are you still so happy?

A: There is only one safety door standing there.

It's no use standing there.

A: Take out the key.

Why should I open the door?

A: It did collapse.

B: Nonsense!

A: The key is to see relatives at home.

B: mainly people.

A: What luck!

B: Nothing.

A: They are all dead.

B: Huh? Aren't you lucky that you're all dead?

I feel sick, too

B: of course it's embarrassing.

A: More or less awkward.

B: it's embarrassing.

Sit here and smoke.

B: annoying.

A: Not the smell. Think of these people in my childhood. You old man, what a kind person!

B: It hurts me to death.

Hello, old man. Ah, you are like your own son to him.

B: Isn't that your own son?

A: This feeling. ...

B: What do you mean by being with your son?

A: I have seen it. We've seen it.

B: Yes.

His father chats with him. He is too modest and more and more lovely.

Like me,

A: Aha, I'm talking. I'm your father.

B: Forget it, that's it!

Yes, I love you. I love you.

Why are you so polite?

A: It was gone in the blink of an eye. Can we not be embarrassed?

B: it must be embarrassing.

A: I smoked a cigarette and followed here.

B: Would you like a cigarette?

Answer: Put out the cigarette and go to the theater to talk about cross talk. I am happy when I play. I left this at home!

I am so stupid. I, can I forget such a big event?

A: That's very thoughtful.

Nothing this wide.

A: The benefits of cross talk!

Yes, it's not that big.

A: The charm of art! Is it?

B: Here you are.

A: Ah, we are hobbies. We love cross talk, and so do you.

I can't live without this.

A: Everyone has his own ideas and can't be forced. Some people don't like crosstalk.

Well, there are many people.

A: What? I don't like listening.

B: No.

I like movies.

Oh, a movie.

A: Of course.

B: it's also artistic appreciation.

A: Watch movies.

B: That's right!

A: with your daughter-in-law Some people like watching Beijing opera.

Oh, that's great.

A: Ah, I was happy and excited after reading it.

B: Yes.

A: Stay in front of the theater.

B: Why?

A: Good!

B: Oh, I still have it.

A: Good!

B: Oh.

A: Hello, these two!

B: Is there any good way?

Who knows?

B: Hey, huh? Hold it if you don't understand?

I love it! Love to watch, everyone has their own interests, can not be forced, I also have hobbies.

What do you like?

A: I like gadgets.

B: gadgets? What kind of gadgets?

A: Hey, Little Face.

Oh, just handicrafts.

A: Little clay figurine. Ah, such a big gourd.

Oh, it grows naturally.

A: Hand twisting.

B: Well, it's called hand twisting. It's coiled.

A: In your hand, two plates. Take it out if you need anything,

Oh, rub it,

Hey, put it in a small pocket.

B: Take care of this.

A: I am not happy. Come and look at this.

B: show it to others.

Look, it looks good.

This is an appreciation.

A: Walnuts!

B: Oh, people still play this.

I like this.

B: Oh, you pinch walnuts?

A: One is a troupe and the other is a crosstalk performer. Most people like to pinch walnuts.

B: Yes, yes, I always watch them rub.

A: It's called playing with walnuts. Oh, all kinds,

Really?

A: Not cheap.

Oh, it's expensive?

A: Yes, it is said that there are hundreds of thousands.

So powerful?

A: I didn't buy it, but I saw someone else have a good one.

B: Hundreds of thousands,

A: But we also have them at home. We put all kinds in those pairs.

B: Isn't it the same?

He went to my house. He doesn't understand this.

B: Yes.

A: This is different in any way. What is this called walnut? What's going on here? When I say this, I call it chicken heart,

Oh, like this?

A: There is a big tip on it. This is called chicken heart.

B: Oh.

What is this? What is this? What is this?

B: This?

A: This is called an official hat.

Oh, different shapes.

A: How about this? This one? This is called, this domestic tiger head.

Oh, oh, great.

A: Look at this, this, this is called lion head. A blunt lion's head.

B: Blunt-pointed lion head?

A: Blunt, but flat without spire. A blunt lion's head.

B: It was fun.

I like this lion head.

B: Really?

A: It's not easy to change.

B: Yes,

A: If you are not afraid of big or small, you are afraid of being wrong.

B: By the way, they must all be the same.

A: Just these two, the same, have nothing to do with it. I like to show off my lion's head when I go out.

I like this.

Look at this. I will be very happy if there is a singer backstage.

I know what to do.

Yes, come here. Look at our lion head. Ah, it is also said outside that Guo De thinks there are a pair of good lion heads there, and people play with them every day.

B: It's famous.

A: Yes, they are all red. It's old.

B: Right, right, right.

A: Yu Qian is happy. I went home with a lion's head. Call me, Degang. Why did my lion head fall off?

Huh? Can I take two balls out? It's too obvious, this.

A: Coke.

B: That's stupid.

A: But judging from this incident, it shows that Yu Qian is studious.

Well, I'm-I'm eager to learn.

A: Isn't it?

This is an advantage.

A: Ask if you don't understand.

B: Not shabby.

A: Sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions.

B: That's right.

A: When three people walk together, there must be a teacher.

B: That's right!

A: Is that right? This is not shameful.

I am eager to learn.

A: I don't understand this situation. Please tell me. This is not shameful.

B: Of course.

A: Didn't he just come home? What is this? Tiger head, lion head, what's wrong?

B: I didn't ask clearly.

A: Is that right? What are you afraid of? What's this called? I'm talking about this. It's called a refrigerator. You see, he doesn't know.

I don't know anything.

A: It's cold when you open it. Look at that.

B: Nonsense, what do you think of me as a silly boy?

A: When I say this, I mean that all the introductions are over. Explain, what is rice and what is steamed bread? I told you.

B: I don't even know how to eat?

A: Just say how noble you are.

What's noble about me?

I am bent on studying.

I am so stupid.

A: Yes, I like chatting with such people, because I am a scholar myself, you know?

B: Hit a learned man? A scholar.

A: This is an ancient word.

No, the word simple,

That's not how you read it, is it?

B: Just studying.

A: Well, I am a scholar.

Really?

A: Why? You see, when I was in college, after I came out, after all these years. ...

You also went to college?

A: Even if you did, just ... Listen to me, stop.

Listen to me. Stop. Let me ask you something and talk to you.

Who knows you? I, I ... For what? ...

A: What's it called? We've been talking here for a long time. I'm here, just chatting. Let me ask you something. You also went to college?

A: Ah!

Which university did you graduate from?

Ah, why, you know ... why, because this year. ...

I'm not done with you. Which university did you graduate from?

What do you care?

What do you mean, do you care? Isn't this small talk?

Do I have time? Do I have time to chat with you?

B: you didn't do anything else.

A: Gee ... as far as we are concerned. ...

Why do you talk like that? All right, stop it. There are only two people on the stage. What will happen if we chat? Tell yourself.

A: Yes, yes, why? Can't I go to college?

B: I didn't say you couldn't go to college.

A: Why can't I go to college?

Don't say ...

A: Shut up! You explain the problem, you explain.

Let me explain. ...

A: Shut up!

Don't shout ...

A: Please explain!

Let me explain. ...

A: Shut up!

I can't. Are you going?

A: It's over!

B: What was the ending?

A: Because as a post-80s generation. ...

B: Stop it! What's after 80? Where are you?

A: I am born after 80.

What, only after 80?

A: I was born after 1880!

B: Clear the room!

A: Bah!

B: Let me talk to you and ask you something.

A: Yes, yes, good!

You must answer me.

A: OK, you ask.

Which university did you graduate from?

What do you care?

Is this your answer?

A: There are questions and answers, you know? I still don't want to hurt people's face!

No, hey ... there's no such thing as talking to you.

A: What's the matter?

Can you chat?

A: Say it!

B: If I ask you a question, I must ask and answer it.

Ah, yes!

B: You should be next to each other.

A: OK.

B: Didn't you just say that you went to college?

Did I mention that?

B: Why did you forget what happened when you finished?

A: Yes, I went to college. So what?

Yes, which university did you graduate from?

A: Tsinghua, Tsinghua ... Right?

No, it's too fuzzy here. What is this?

A: Tsinghua. Is it finished? What?

B: I didn't hear you clearly. Please speak up!

There are policemen, right?

What, are you still afraid of the police?

A: Tsinghua, Tsinghua! Isn't this over? There is no charge of shooting.

B: Cut! Tsinghua? Tsinghua pool, the bathhouse?

A: What a nuisance! Look at that face! Which face do you see?

Nonsense, you are too vague.

A: I'm telling you, that's it. Three minutes is enough, I'm telling you!

Not at all!

A: Tsinghua University ... you said (striking table) tsinghua pool ... you said tsinghua pool, you said tsinghua pool, that's, that's Hufang Bridge. ...

B: Isn't it Hufang Bridge?

A: Let's talk about this. Huguang Guild Hall is just across the street.

B: Yes ... it's the same, no! That's the bathhouse!

A: Stand back!

B: boiler room?

A: Next to the boiler. ...

Take out the garbage?

Um ... you lie down ...

Why are you lying down?

A: I tell you, I can't rub you to death!

B: Cough! You're still taking a shower!

A: Tsinghua? I have ...

B: Is it really from Tsinghua?

A: I play ball there. I always play there. ...

B: Have you played there? That won't do!

A: But I can't stop loving learning. Do you know that?/You know what?

B: That's good.

A: I bought all the books used by Tsinghua. Both!

B: Textbooks?

A: We also have Peking University, both of them. I want the whole car back.

B: What's this for?

What do you care? You sell the next one ... you sell the next one ...

You are a nerd!

One, three, one, three, go home!

They are still changing textbooks.

A: I ... I want to buy a new one.

B: Look at this. ...

A: Let him change it and let me buy it. Go home, poof ... Look, happy and knowledgeable! People must read books, books are the ladder of human progress! Isn't it?

B: Where can there be such a sentence?

A: Yes! Gorky, Uncle Gao said that.

B: What do you say about it?

A: Grandpa Gao said, hmm.

No, there is no such thing.

A: That is, people should love reading.

B: Yes!

A: Is it wrong?

B: That's right!

A: It's over. Apologize!

What, am I just apologizing for this?

You look down on me. Please apologize. quickly ...

No, I don't despise you.

A: Come on, right here. Come on. ...

What am I doing?

You knock one, I can't wait now!

Why, me!

A: Right here. Come on. ...

No, stop pointing.

A: It's clean.

B: What! I'll knock you everywhere!

A: You knock one, you ask me, if you don't understand.

What am I asking? I don't understand you, Tsinghua.

A: You see, I don't understand either. Say something else.

Ah ... yes, it's better to say something else. For example, reading a book,

A: Yes, if you say study, you have to study.

B: Yes!

A: Is that right? I especially like reading books. Ah, especially classical literature. I admire classical literature very much!

Do you still like classical literature?

Look at my mouth. Admire! Look! I push from classical literature! Ah, that's wrong.

B: Cough!

A: I'll do it again!

Stop showing off. Please, I know you like this!

I like this. These great writers, how do you think people, people, people got these? (Clapping hands) Ah!

B: What's the matter with all these writers baking sesame cakes? What are you filming?

A: That ... book!

B: Book, read and turn!

How did you write it? Four Great Classical Novels, that is a mountain in my heart!

Yes, a good book!

A: Ah, Four Great Classical Novels, look!

Yes, I saw it.

A: Look, study hard and look.

B: I didn't learn well. I saw it.

A: Four Great Classical Novels, as you all know.

Of course I know.

A: Three ... Romances of the Three Kingdoms. ...

Ah, yes.

A: Is that right?

B: That's right!

Oh, my God! Hey ... I was right about one thing. ...

I've never been right about this!

A: A cold sweat!

I'm in trouble.

A: The Romance of the Three Kingdoms, right?

B: That's right!

A: You bought four copies, and they are all here! Romance of Three Kingdoms.

B: Huh? Four copies. Are these four classic novels?

A: A Dream of Red Mansions.

B: That's right.

A: Is that right? Water Margin.

B: Yes.

A: Classic works. Read more books. The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu!

B: That's right.

A: Isn't it?

B: There is a saying!

A: I don't know what these two sentences mean … but I know … good words!

B: Ah, just say it if you don't know what it means.

A: Good word!

B: It's a good word. You have to understand it.

I like reading. Ah, the Three Kingdoms, everyone knows! Aha, Korea,

B: Huh?

A: Malaysia,

B: What?

A: Indonesia!

No, it's Three Kingdoms Wei Shuwu.

A: Why are there things from Hebei Province here?

Where is Hebei Province?

What did you say?/Sorry?

Wei Shuwu.

Listen, did you hear that?

B: What's the matter?

A: I can also speak the dialect of Hebei Province.

B: Where is it?

A: Why? You don't understand. you said ...

B: Where did such a problem come from?

A: Why did you say it yourself?

Who said that?

Attendant: From Wen 'an County to Ba County. ...

B: I have never heard of it!

A: I just heard what he said. why ...

Why? You've been homesick for a long time. What happened?

A: Shit, isn't this the Three Kingdoms?

Yes, Three Kingdoms and Wei Shuwu.

There is something wrong with your mouth.

You're crazy. Why? What's going on here?

A: Wei Shuwu, Wei Shuwu ... is very close to this!

Not at all!

A: Very close! Three kingdoms, how nice! It's nothing. See the Three Kingdoms? Dream of Red Mansions!

Hey, good book.

A: OK?

B: Yes!

A: A Dream of Red Mansions. There is a crosstalk Jing Li.

Ah, yes.

A: Deyun Society has a cross talk Jing Li, who loves to watch this. I take it with me every day, sit backstage, take out a dream of red mansions and cry while watching it.

B: Still crying?

Cry like a crybaby.

Why are you so sad?

Me too. Are you out of your mind? You always say cross talk. Why do you quarrel with him every day? What else are you going to do? To tell you the truth.

B: What's the matter?

As soon as Lin Daiyu died, I quit!

B: Well ... what does it have to do with him!

I love it! Love to watch!

You can't cry like a crybaby.

A: Love the Water Margin! The Water Margin, I have an apprentice, Cao Yunjin, who likes watching the Water Margin very much. Go out, I see the water margin. Be a chivalrous man, fight against injustice, where injustice, where there is me! Do it when you have to. Oh, how many times a day!

Will you be defeated?

A: Practice hitting people, first practice hitting people, then practice hitting people!

What about killing him?

A: Then don't watch it.

B: Cough! Not so good.

My favorite is The Journey to the West.

The Journey to the West is good.

Everyone knows The Journey to the West. Ah, this, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie, Friar Sand, three people. It doesn't matter to the three of them. One head hits the ground like a close friend, and three people stand up, right? Together, they established a country called Shu, ah. There is another country here, Wu Dong. Oh ... here. ...

B: You read a book and strung this! There, went to the Three Kingdoms to go here?

A: Why?

B: Cough! All right, forget it.

A: Always asking that question!

B: All right! Forget it.

A: Only their brothers,

B: There are four masters and apprentices.

A: Tang Priest.

B: That's right.

A: Go to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures! Right? Take the three of them. I love Journey to the West, which is very human!

B: Yes, anthropomorphic things.

A: Gee, although it's about monsters, many stories are very similar to people.

Really?

A: For example, Tang Priest and Pig Bajie are very much like father and son to me.

How can it be?

A: Bajie is lazy, lying and not working. Tang Priest likes him best.

B: It's called doting.

A: Isn't it? There's a chapter, I don't know if you've noticed it,

How did you write it?

A: Very human.

What are you talking about?

A: Pig asked Tang Priest, Master. They all say I am the ugliest in the world. Do you think I am?

What did the Tang Priest say?

A: I can't say that when the Tang Priest burst into tears, son. You have to tell me if I am the ugliest in the world. Guess what? Ask Guanyin Bodhisattva. Pig Bajie asked Guanyin and was in high spirits when he hit Bodhisattva, Master! Who is Yu Qian?

Why did you mention me?