The Four Talents Skit Lines

The Four Talents skit lines are as follows:

Small Shenyang: where is Missy.

Wang Xiaohu: This is Missy.

Yang Bing: you stop, this is not security.

Song Xiaofeng: big brother, in this situation, I want to recite a poem Xiao Shenyang: chant to.

Song Xiaofeng: brothers three people to matchmaking, halfway out of a Chengbian Jin Yang Bing: to ask how to do this thing Shenyang: two brother-in-law more trouble.

Small Shenyang: old brother quickly out of the question Shen Chunyang: Well, big brother.

Small Shenyang: one plus one is equal to a few, this question should belong to the math problem, I study literature, I know nothing about math. Second brother, your ancestral math, you tell Missy.

Yang Bing: Our family is indeed an ancestral math, passed down from daughter to son.

Yang Bing: If I'm not mistaken, this question should be a multiplication, according to the multiplication mnemonic. One and a half get five, two and a half get ten, three and a half get twenty-five, three and a half get thirty-five, three and a half get thirty, three and a half get forty, three and a half is too hard.

Shen Chunyang: one plus one equals several Song Xiaofeng: Yes, I heard about the rain the day after tomorrow.

Shen Chunyang: If I and your mom if fell into the river, you save who first. Yang Bing: fall which river. Shen Chunyang: I don't know.

Yang Bing: you don't know can't, you have to tell me, you two fall in which river I can save you right.

Shen Chunyang: I mean if you fall into the river.

Yang Bing: if fall into the river with me have nothing to do with, I do not know if.

Shen Chunyang: I mean if I fall into the river.

Yang Bing: If I don't know, what does it matter to me if he falls in the river, you keep asking me this kind of question, can I answer it.

Shen Chunyang: I'm just making an analogy. Yang Bing: you hit the analogy, the analogy I know, the analogy is my friend, why do you want to hit him, why are you so rude, why do you want to hit the analogy. I tell you I absolutely can not agree.

Shen Chunyang: go back.

Yang Bing: alas.

Shen Chunyang: I mean if if it falls into the river.

Small Shenyang: I save my mom first.

Shen Chunyang: I like your filial piety.

Small Shenyang: No, I should save first, can I not answer.

Shen Chunyang: No must answer.

Small Shenyang: in fact, I am an orphan, before I was born, my mother fell into the river. How I want to have a loving mom, why does mom ask this question.

Song Xiaofeng: big brother four outside the river I have searched, my mom did not fall into the river.

Yang Bing: there is Xu Xian in the White Snake, I play Xu Xian, you play Fahai right, no one plays the white lady right.

Shen Chunyang: Zi Xie.

Song Xiaofeng: Yue'er good-looking.

Shen Chunyang: good-looking why don't you look.

Song Xiaofeng: do not dare to look, do not want to face with you this monster.

Shen Chunyang: It's no use, we two can't be together in this life, because I already have the flesh and blood of the king.

Song Xiaofeng: ah is bone meat better than donkey meat.

The Four Great Talents of Hong Kong:

The Four Great Talents of Hong Kong, four outstanding literati in Hong Kong. Respectively for the writing of pop songs uncle dip and write science fiction Ni Kuang, write food Cai Lan and write martial arts Jin Yong, four people each have their own strengths, and all are close friends, but also the belly full of literature of the generation.

Jin Yong (6 February 1924 on the lunar calendar - October 30, 2018), formerly known as Cha Liangyong, a famous contemporary writer, journalist, entrepreneur, political commentator, social activist, one of the main drafters of the Basic Law of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China*** and the State of China, the Hong Kong "He is one of the main drafters of the Basic Law of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region of the People's Republic of China, a recipient of the Grand Bauhinia Medal of Hong Kong, and the richest Chinese writer. Jin Yong is the most outstanding representative writer of the new school of martial arts novels, and is widely regarded as the "great master" and "Taishan Beidou" in the history of martial arts novels without any predecessor or successor.