Who has a joke or a sharp turn of phrase about the mindset a?

Against the United States to aid North Korea period, my volunteer army air 4 division of a department before the departure of the oath of allegiance, Zhu De, Liu Yalou and other leading comrades in person to the General Assembly. A leader of the unit finished his speech, in order to encourage morale, deliberately stood up and shouted to the stage:

"Everyone has the determination?"

The officers and men under the stage were excited, shouting:

"Yes!"

"Do you have confidence?"

"Yes!"

"Any cowards out there?"

The officers and soldiers on the stage answered in unison without thinking, "Yes!"

When the words came out, there was laughter on and off the stage, and even leading comrades such as Zhu Laozheng and Liu Yalou burst out laughing.

The chief is even fatter

A troop to meet the head of the higher level to visit the inspection, beforehand specially trained, repeatedly taught the soldiers to answer the head of the question "unified tone", in order to show the head of the military in front of the queue. For example, if the chief said: good comrades! Everyone should answer in unison to answer: good head. So on and so forth, repeatedly inculcated. After the chief came, greeted everyone in front of the formation:

"Good day, comrades!"

Warriors loudly replied:

"Chief better!"

"Comrades have worked hard!"

"The chief is harder!"

The following chief asked a few more comrades how so and so, the soldiers also similarly returned to the chief how so and so, everything is normal, very good. I did not expect the chief in the visit to the troops to raise pigs after the praise, said: "comrades raised pigs of really fat ah!" The soldiers froze, not knowing how to answer. A young soldier, seeing that no one answered, replied loudly:

"The chief is even fatter!"

Everyone really gave in at once.