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The most classic joke
2. Once, the teacher asked in class, "Who can tell me why monkeys climb trees when they are born?" Xiaoming raised his hand and replied, "Because it can't walk!"
3. An ant climbed the elephant's ear. The elephant asked, "What are you doing?" The ant said, "I want to live here." The elephant asked doubtfully, "How can you live in such a small place?" The ant replied, "I live here. Can you still feel it?"
One day, Xiao Ming asked his father, "Dad, how did you marry your mother?" Dad answered seriously: "I was chased by my mother!" " "
5. Why do you have to wear a helmet for skydiving? Because you have to protect your feet!
6. One day, Xiaoming said to Xiaojie, "I have a whisper. Do you want to hear it? " Xiaojie said excitedly, "Of course!" Xiao Ming whispered, "I don't know."
7. Why do bald people look smarter? Because their brains are not oppressed by hair.
8. Xiaoming said to Xiao Qiang, "You know, I had a strange dream last night that I became a book." Xiao Qiang asked doubtfully, "What dream is this?" Xiao Ming smiled and replied, "This is my book!" "
9. Why is the air on the mountain fresh? Because no one lights a cigarette there.
10, Xiaoming said to Xiaohong, "You know, one day I slipped three times, but I didn't fall down every time." Xiaohong asked doubtfully, "Why?" Xiao Ming proudly said, "Because I stood up before I fell!" " "
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