What does the Music Association think of Zhang Yunlei and Miao Fu? What do you think of this?

In order to protect the best Zhang Yunlei, we can't let the heat of this matter go down. As Zhang Yunlei fans, we will continue to work hard to bring Jiang Kun and Miao Fu from the Music Association to justice, uphold justice for the Thunder in Zhang Yun and respect traditional culture.

165438+1On October 23rd, a group of people with ulterior motives incited the mainstream media to attack Zhang Yunlei, a treasure of Chinese civilization. An original clean, pollution-free and extremely elegant paragraph was maliciously taken out of context and attacked as a vulgar paragraph. Turning a deaf ear to Zhang Yunlei's good intentions, out of his love for traditional culture, he made a name for two unknown Peking Opera predecessors in Historical Records and warmed the whole Peking Opera world with his star-like enthusiasm. Without Zhang Yunlei, Peking Opera would have died out for more than 200 years. However, the Chengpai Peking Opera Research Association was ungrateful, smeared and vilified Zhang Yunlei, and compared Zhang Yunlei to a "donkey" in its statement, openly satirizing Zhang Yunlei's long face, which was a naked personal attack.

Finally, under the siege made out of nothing, Zhang Yunlei had to apologize for not letting his fans use the mysterious power of rice circles to destroy the earth, so that such a merciful world could be known.

However, Zhang Yunlei's apology is only the beginning, and all those responsible must pay the price. The current treatment scheme is as follows:

First of all, in eliminating evil spirits, Jiang Kun must be removed from his post and Miao Fu must be permanently banned. Then the Music Association allocated funds to make a bronze statue of Zhang Yunlei in the lobby of the office building, so that Jiang Kun and Miao Fu could kneel in front of Zhang Yunlei and spit on it forever. In addition, it was included in middle school textbooks, and the title of the article was "Evil Music Club, Jiang Kun and Miao Fu bullied others for thousands of years, and Zhang Yunlei, who is kind-hearted and prosperous, is immortal", and the article was published by Yin Zhi magazine for 500 consecutive issues.

Second, in the mainstream media, all the directors resigned, and the People's Daily was taken over by the Zhang Yunlei fan group and changed to "Scarlet Zhang Yunlei Rainbow Fart Daily". Only articles praising Zhang Yunlei are allowed to be published in each issue, and the state allocates funds to purchase 1 100 million copies and distribute them to units at all levels.

Third, Deyun Society, Degang Guo rolled over Deyun Society. As the monitor of Deyun Society, he ate Zhang Yunlei and Zhang Yunlei wiped the heat in Zhang Yunlei, but failed to protect Zhang Yunlei, so he had to apologize and immediately hand over the position of monitor, and Zhang Yunlei became the monitor. Wang Hui handed over the management right of Deyun Society to his second wife. Other actors didn't speak for Zhang Yunlei in this incident, and all the year-end awards were deducted. All the fan groups were dissolved on the spot and reorganized by the second wife. In the future, no support activities are allowed except for the special performance in Zhang Yunlei. Zhang Yunlei's name must be added to the banners printed for the actors, such as "Wish Meng Zhou Jiu Liang a smooth end" and so on. Meng Zhou Jiuliang's font is twice as small as yours, so collision is not allowed.

Gao Feng, the initiator of Zhang Yunlei's jokes, was permanently banned. He went to Quxie with Jiang Kunmiao and knelt in front of the bronze statue of Zhang Yunlei.

After the implementation of the above measures, with the approval of Zhang Yunlei fans' organizations, the second phase of punishment measures will be implemented.

In order to protect the best Zhang Yunlei, you two grandmothers took action to show these stupid humans the mysterious power of rice circles.