Seek crosstalk lines

Performer: He,

Li: It's just a sentence to see so many audiences.

Mr. Hu: Which sentence?

Li: It's so exciting …

Mr. Hu: Happy things.

Li: Hey.

Mr. Hu: Just now, my master was very tired with the teacher.

Li: Yes.

Mr. Hu: Go down and have a rest. There will be a wonderful performance later.

Li: Wait for them to fight.

To tell the truth, we are both very happy to come to Tianjin.

Li: that's right

Mr. Hu: At the same time, I'm also very nervous.

Li: Even more so.

Mr. Hu: I'm afraid I can't type well

Li: Hey.

Mr. Hu: Why? We Tianjin people know crosstalk very well.

Li: Everyone is an expert.

Mr. Hu: You're welcome.

Li: Ah.

He: Our audience in Tianjin knows more about cross talk than those in Beijing.

Li: The child is really good at talking.

H: the fact.

Li: Really?

Mr. Hu: Why? We are performing in Tianjin.

Li: Oh.

Mr. Hu: What if I go back to Beijing?

Li: Then it will be said that Beijingers can cross talk.

Mr. Hu: That's what you said.

Li: Huh?

Hu: You hate it, don't you?

Li: Isn't that what you mean?

Mr. Hu: That's what we mean.

Li: Hmm.

Mr. Hu: To tell the truth, it's really not so good.

Li: that's right

Mr. Hu: Why? The distance between the actor and the audience is particularly close.

Li: It's face-to-face communication.

H: What's its name? Pick up the cake on the ground and judge the thief face to face.

Li: There is an old saying.

Mr. Hu: This is not the same as TV video.

Li: What's the difference?

Ho: There are TV videos and applause.

Li: That's the deputy director.

Mr. Hu: Sit in the corner.

Li: Hey.

Mr. Hu: When two actors walked onto the stage, the director stood up and waved to the audience.

Li: What does this mean?

Mr. Hu: Give a signal to the audience and let them applaud.

Li: There is another signal.

Mr. Hu: There are hundreds of people sitting there. sound of crying or vomiting ...

Li: What does this mean?

Mr. Hu: The applause thundered.

Li: What cooperation.

Mr. Hu: Today ... Wow. ...

Li: What's this?

Mr. Hu: Applause everywhere.

Li: Oh.

Mr. Hu: The two of us ... Wow. ...

Li: What's this?

Hu: Applause.

Li: Oh.

Mr. Hu: I'll tell you a photo ... wow ... sound ... wow ... If it's not good ... wow ... if it's not good, everyone will applaud.

Li: Exactly.

Mr. Hu: Look how good the audience is today.

Li: Why?

Mr. Hu: No one applauded. ...

(Applause from the audience)

You see, this is called popularity.

Li: This is shameless.

H: No, it's really not fun.

Li: Hey.

H: We are very nervous.

Li: Yes.

Hu: When I come to the last stage, I must introduce myself.

Li: Of course.

Mr. Hu: Some viewers are not familiar with it.

Li: Yes.

H: My name is He Wei Yun and his name is Jing Li.

Li: It's us.

Ho: We are good partners on stage and off stage.

Li: Good relationship.

Mr. Hu: Very close.

Li: that's right

Hu: We are made for each other. This is a lifelong relationship between our fathers.

Li: What do you mean by the lifelong relationship between parents?

Mr. Hu: In other words, my father and his father are lovers.

Li: Since I was born.

Mr. Hu: Well, just like a person.

Li: Please describe it.

Ho: Who can't see who is still thinking about who?

Li: Really?

Mr. Hu: For example, if one day your father can't see my father.

Li: What's wrong?

Mr. Hu: Your father will come to our house and call me Dad.

Li: hey ... no, no, no.

Mr. Hu: Think about this relationship.

Li: Please forget it. There is something wrong with your words.

Mr. Hu: Is there a problem?

Li: My father will not see your father one day.

H: ah.

Li: My father came to your house to call you dad?

H: ah.

Li: Then I have no life.

Mr. Hu: No, our family has been to your house, too.

Li: Really?

Hu: My son and his son are lovers, too.

Li: Then I'll be in balance.

Mr. Hu: What if my son can't see his son one day? My son will go to their house and call him son.

Li: (hitting him with a fan)

Hu: Oh, why did you do that?

Li: Take advantage of me.

H: No, it's closely related.

Li: Don't be so metaphorical.

Mr. Hu: Nothing. Go to their home to study.

Li: Hey, what are you studying?

Mr. Hu: Crosstalk performers have four courses.

Li: Just now I said "learning to tease".

Mr. Hu: First.

Li: Yes.

He: mainly studying.

Li: This study is not easy either.

Mr. Hu: This is imitation.

Li: Yes.

Mr. Hu: What can you learn?

Li: That's too difficult to learn.

H: Let me introduce you.

Li: I can talk. I want to learn to fly in the sky.

Ho: ho

Li: Underground.

Ho-ho-ho.

Li: It connects to the river head.

Ho-ho-ho.

Li: It jumps in the grass pit.

Ho: ho, ho, ho.

Li: I can't learn anything.

H: why?

Li: I totally let you out.

Mr. Hu: You say what you want to say, and I won't annoy you.

Li: Hey, you should be able to learn from people in different provinces how to speak, how to yell at large and small enterprises, how to play dumb, and how to learn opera and folk art in different places.

Mr. Hu: Can you all learn?

Li: Hey.

All right, let's cooperate once.

Li: Let's cooperate.

Mr. Hu: What do you think of giving you a lesson?

Li: Of course.

Mr. Hu: Give me an idea. What should we learn?

Li: Let me give you an idea?

Mr. Hu: Give play to your advantages.

Li: What do you say we learn to interrupt the deaf once?

Mr. Hu: Can the deaf interrupt?

Li: Is that all right?

Mr. Hu: I'm good at this.

Li: So you are good at it?

Hu: You said east and I said west, you said beating dogs and I said driving chickens. Interruption is a good thing.

Li: That's very interesting.

Mr. Hu: Let's study.

Li: Of course.

Hu: If you interrupt like this deaf person, I must be your second uncle.

Li: Hey.

H: Is that right?

Li: I am your fourth grandfather!

Mr. Hu: You hate this.

Li: No, you asked for it first.

Mr. Hu: No, here is a note.

Li: Tell me about it.

Mr. Hu: Generally speaking, for the elderly, their ears just sink.

Li: That makes sense.

Hu: Besides, you didn't kiss your uncle.

Li: What's this?

Ho: Neighborhood companion

Li: Oh, Mr. Neighbor.

Ho: It doesn't matter if I call it or not. I'd better choose a reason if I don't call it.

Li: You see, there are still contradictions here.

Ho: Just shoot the old tune.

Li: Oh.

Mr. Hu: Then let's study.

Li: Of course.

Mr. Hu: You come here, and I'll come here. We should talk when we meet.

Li: Tell me about your family.

H: That's the content.

Li: Shall we start now?

H: From now on.

Li: Come on! Today, nothing happened. I wandered in the street.

Hu: I love you as mice love rice. Hug, hug, put my sister in the sedan chair, my Cinderella. ...

Li: How many people did this old guy hurt when he was young?

Hu: This man is old, his ears are failing, and his waist and legs are failing.

Li: That's right.

Mr. Hu: Last night, Andrea Peng twisted his big ass.

Li: Do you still dance at your age?

Hu: I can't refuse to accept my old age. Go out for a walk, and I'll take a walk.

Li: These are the first and second generation grandfathers near my home.

Mr. Hu: Hey, hey, hey.

Li: OK, OK, stop singing. Look here.

Mr. Hu: What the hell is this?

Li: What do you mean? People!

Mr. Hu: Who should I be?

Li: I recognize it.

Mr. Hu: Stupid fork?

Li: Hey ... What's this name?

Hu: Don't you know your second uncle?

Li: I know you.

Mr. Hu: I am your second uncle!

Li: Yes!

Mr. Hu: Be polite when you meet.

Li: Isn't this a greeting?

Hu: You didn't even say hello to your second uncle.

Li: No.

Mr. Hu: Go and listen. Your father and I are friends. Your father and I are sworn brothers!

Li: What is it?

Ho: Boy, Uncle gave you a big hug, and you still shit on Uncle's arm!

Li: Are you broke?

Hu: Don't look, you missed the Boxer Rebellion!

Li: You succeeded?

Hu: I'm your second uncle.

Li: Just say it once.

Hu: Be polite when we meet next time.

Li: Isn't this a greeting?

Hu: I didn't even say hello.

Li: Where are you going?

Ho: The second uncle is hard of hearing. Speak up, I can't hear you!

Li: Hey, where are you going?

Mr. Hu: Are you talking?

Li: What about my fart?

Mr Hu: I can't hear you!

Li: Where to?

Mr. Hu: Speak louder.

Li: Where to?

Mr. Hu: The boy is very angry. Why can't he keep his mouth shut?

Li: Who is it? Where are you going?

Mr. Hu: Oh, you worried me to death.

Li: Are you going to kill me? I said uncle

Hu: Hey.

Li: Hey? How did you hear that?

Mr. Hu: It's only temporary!

Li: Ask quickly at this time. Where are you going?

Mr. Hu: Huh?

Li: It's gone again ... I might as well show it to him directly. Are you in good health?

Mr. Hu: You ask my son, your big brother?

Li: Who asked him?

Mr. Hu: He is not as good as you.

Li: Why?

Mr. Hu: How kind of you! You're really split. I hope you are my son.

Li: Don't even think about it in your life.

Hu: Only my son can't learn well.

Li: What's wrong?

Mr. Hu: Eating, drinking, whoring and gambling. Recently, he became a pickpocket. Whoever he caught stealing from you, who do you think he learned it from?

Li: Don't worry, I'll find it for you when I have time.

Mr. Hu: Is that what you did?

Li: How can you talk to me?

H: How many years?

Li: That's not true!

Mr. Hu: Five years? Turn yourself in!

Li: Where can I turn myself in? I can't hear you there!

Mr. Hu: Are you going to court? That's right!

Li: I'm not sure!

Mr. Hu: The trial will be held tomorrow? Then I must sit in.

Li: Can you hear me? Where is it?

Mr. Hu: Did you steal a pair of underwear?

Li: Look at me stealing this thing.

H: That's a bit unfair.

Li: Where where?

Mr. Hu: There is still a cigarette in my underwear.

Li: Hey ... Is that where you put your cigarettes?

Mr. Hu: That's impossible!

Li: If you keep talking like that, I'll be worried.

Mr. Hu: And stole a bundle of summer sleeping mats?

Li: I am angry!

Mr. Hu: Will you be shot tomorrow?

Li: Hey ... old bastard?

Mr. Hu: Your father?

Li: Huh?

Mr. Hu: Two years younger than me!

Li: Uncle!

Hu: Hey.

Li: Is that all you heard?

Mr. Hu: It's only temporary.

Li: OK, OK, don't learn.

Mr. Hu: Huh?

Li: Stop learning!

Mr. Hu: Oh ~ ~ Why don't you let me study?

Li: By the way, it's not interesting.

H: This is very interesting.

Li: Are you interesting?

Mr. Hu: There is a conspiracy here.

Li: You can't take advantage of it alone.

What do you mean?

Li: Let's change it.

Mr. Hu: How about another drink?

Li: What do you think of changing dumb gestures?

Mr. Hu: Dumb gestures?

Li: Can you learn this?

Mr. Hu: You can do it.

Li: Huh?

Mr. Hu: Come to the little mute.

Li: Why?

Mr. Hu: You are so stupid.

Li: Come on, stop it. Don't say that.

Mr. Hu: You acted very well. You acted very well.

Li: You mean I'm a good actor?

H: that's right

Li: Me neither.

Mr. Hu: Why?

Li: How much did I lose by interrupting like this deaf person? I can't live if I don't speak like a mute!

Hu: What do you mean?

Li: You are so stupid.

Mr. Hu: Am I dumb?

Li: Hey.

Hu: Do you know this sign language?

Li: I can translate.

Mr. Hu: Can you translate?

Li: I, I'm here to be a mute translator.

Mr. Hu: Oh, then I will test you.

Li: Don't worry about the exam.

Mr. Hu: Don't make me stop.

Li: You can't ask me.

Mr. Hu: Serious sign language.

Li: You do it.

Mr. Hu: Look! (gesturing ...) this

Li: This one?

H: mm-hmm

Li: Fang TV.

H: no.

Li: No?

H: think again.

Li: The one with the big screen.

H: no.

Li: The window.

Mr. Hu: No.

Li: I don't know.

Mr Hu: I don't know? I told you to remember, Fang.

Li: What's this?

Mr. Hu: A piece of tofu, what a good image!

Li: A cube of tofu?

H: that's right

Li: Then what do you mean?

Mr. Hu: Frozen tofu.

Li: Frozen tofu? Where is this sentence in this sign language?

Hu: This is a mute who has never been to school.

Li: Oh, he is also a self-taught mute.

Mr. Hu: Do you know a school for the deaf?

Li: I'll know if it's official.

He: Re-test your school for the deaf.

Li: Come on.

Mr. Hu: Pay attention to this.

Li: This big guy knows, good!

Mr. Hu: OK, how about this one?

Li: That's a good idea, and it's also a good idea.

Mr. Hu: The better, the better.

Li: Is that right?

Mr. Hu: Look at this again.

Li: You do it.

H: This one.

Li: This is an English sentence. Don't say that.

Mr. Hu: No.

Li: No? What is this?

Mr. Hu: Great.

Li: Top?

Mr. Hu: Isn't that good?

Li: This one is not as good as the one just now.

Mr. Hu: This is a word. Let me test you a sentence pattern.

Li: I took a whole sentence.

Mr. Hu: In a word.

Li: Of course.

H: what's the content?

Li: Come again.

Mr. Hu: Please pay attention.

Li: What is this mess?

Mr. Hu: This sentence.

Li: I didn't see it.

Mr. Hu: Didn't you see it?

Li: Please explain.

Hu: There are two people here. We have an appointment. We will meet in Zhongshan Park at 8 pm.

Li: Oh, yes.

H: that's right

Li: Then why didn't I see it?

H: explain.

Li: Do it again.

Mr. Hu: Attention! Meet at Zhongshan Park at 8 pm.

Li: I tell you, this stupid knowledge is destroyed like this.

Can you translate?

Li: Don't make it up.

Mr. Hu: Can you translate?

Li: It can be translated.

Mr. Hu: If you can translate, I can perform. There is another explanation.

Li: What explanation?

Hou: We played together since childhood, and then we separated. We haven't seen each other for years. Today, we met in the street and wanted to chat.

Li: Let's talk about it.

H: Looking back and looking forward to the future.

Li: Of course.

Mr. Hu: That's the content. You can't speak when you pat your head.

Li: This is the signal.

H: It depends on your translation.

Li: Of course.

Mr. Hu: A mute has three straights.

Li: Which three are straight?

He: Keep your eyes straight, your heart straight, and push straight.

Li: This is the characteristic of being dumb.

Mr. Hu: You can watch my performance later.

Li: Yes.

Mr. Hu: Pay attention to my ss.

Li: Come on.

Mr. Hu: You come here, and I'll come here.

Li: All right.

Mr. Hu: Let's go.

Li: Come on! Come here, come here, come here. What's the matter with you coming here to cheat the body?

Mr. Hu: I'm straight.

Li: This is too straight.

Mr. Hu: Too straight?

Li: It's too straight.

Mr. Hu: Be natural?

Li: Naturally! Dumb!

Hu: Hey!

Li: Hey? Did the mute agree?

Mr. Hu: Is anyone called dumb in the street?

Li: Aren't you dumb?

Mr. Hu: Ten deaf people and nine dumb people.

Li: Oh, he can't hear you.

Mr. Hu: Give him a sign.

Li: Just a gesture.

He: Stroke.

Li: You can't make a mistake.

Mr. Hu: Again, again.

He and Li: Aba Aba, aye aye.

Mr. Hu: Two dumb people.

Li: Didn't you say gesturing?

Mr. Hu: It's all gestures. Can people understand? You have to translate!

Li: Oh, I have to talk.

Mr. Hu: You must speak!

Li: Leave it to me.

Mr. Hu: You can't go wrong.

Li: I won't be wrong this time.

Mr. Hu: Let's go.

Li: Come on! Yo, this is our neighbor, little mute! Listen, do you know me?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Ah, I remember! hey ...

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: What are you doing here to get revenge?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Oh, do you understand? The mute said, we grew up together! correct

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Oh, he said, we haven't seen each other for five or six years!

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Wrong, wrong! Nine years! Nine years!

Mr. Hu: Nine years?

Li: (dumbfounded) Ah, nine years! Practice and you'll speak. This is! What is this mute?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Oh, yes, the mute said, I was very fat when I was a child! Yes, fat!

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Look at it now. I'm thin now.

Ho: (pinching Li's face)

Li: You mean I'm thin now? You are too fat! (What's your face)

Mr. Hu: Ah, ha! (Burying his face) Ouch ... (strokes ...)

Li: What? Childhood pang

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: He said that my waist was so low when I was young.

Hu: poof!

Li: Like a water tank!

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: When I was young, this thigh

H: poof

Li: It's like a house.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: When I was young, my arm.

H: poof

Li: It's like a beam.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: When I was young, this brain

Hu: poof!

Li: Do you like garlic? Is it reasonable to have such a big body and such a small head?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Hey, it's bigger.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Hey, big shot ... Balloon.

H: poof

Li: Don't explode! Don't shoot.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Ah, yes, it's too big.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: What?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Oh, he doesn't understand. I was fat when I was young. How can I lose weight now? Don't you understand? I'm tired of talking cross talk and singing Allegro.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Yes, run east.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Forget it, forget it, let's not learn anything.

He: Aba Aba Aba Aba

Li: Hey. Say cross talk Allegro, hey

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: I know I can sing.

Ho: (playing the board ...)

Li: And the flower board. Look at them.

Hu: (playing the board) ...

Li: Hey, it's no use practicing this thing.

Mr. Hu: Come on, come on, come on, boring, boring. ...

Li: If you destroy our things again, I'll slap your face! What are you singing?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: All right, all right, don't hold back, don't hold back.

H: huh? (In strokes ...)

Li: Huh? What do you mean? Oh, shorter than me, like this.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Even the sideburns and cheeks have beards.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: My stomach is very big.

Ho: Gollum Gollum ...

Li: This hand rubs two iron balls.

Mr. Hu: Hey, hey, hey, hey. ...

Li: Yes, yes, walking the birds. This is my father.

Hu: Hey.

Li: Hey.

Mr. Hu: Hey?

Li: Hey?

Hu: Hey.

Li: Don't promise here.

H: huh?

Li: It's gone! (Stroke) Death (Stroke)! Burn it! Burn (gesticulating)

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Hey.

Ho: (sad)

Li: The mute is sad. Oh, no wonder, I've been like my father since I was a child.

Mr. Hu: Whoops! ...

Li: It cost all my father's money.

Ho: Hahahaha ...

Li: (hmm ...) hmm? trek

Mr. Hu: Whoops! ...

Li: Is this crying? Is this joy?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Oh, the dumb don't understand. My father is in good health. How did he die?

Mr. Hu: (Not sure) ...)

Li: Well, the acute illness, cerebral congestion and cerebral congestion soon passed.

Hu: Bang! Um ... it should be!

Li: Should I return it? Your father just shot him! cerebral congestion

Mr. Hu: This way?

Li: This way?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: You even shot them. Did you get a look at him? That's more like it? Illness, illness and cerebral congestion will soon pass.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Well, it's gone anyway.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Right, right.

Hu: Hey, huh? (In strokes ...)

Li: The aisles are all hunchbacked and wrinkled. Oh, the aisle is like that, that's my mother!

Hu: Bang! Poof!

Li: Hey, hey, I'm alive! My mother is still alive! Don't burn it.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Yes, I am in good health.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: OK, OK, don't apologize.

H: huh? (In strokes ...)

Li: Oh, the same generation, the old one, works in the army.

Mr. Hu: 12 1, 12 1,12/.

Li: This mute can count all the numbers. Did you get a look at him? This is my brother!

Hu: Bang! Poof!

Li: Hey ... you, stay there for a while, stay there for a while. Did you see our family destroyed in such a short time? Grab it and burn it.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: I ran there and burned it again! Come back! Live, don't burn!

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Come on, don't apologize.

H: huh? (In strokes ...)

Li: Same age, younger than me.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: My hair is combed into big waves.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: I always pat some powder on my face.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Yes, the eyebrows are very long. ...

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Here? Is that a leprechaun?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Hey, it's a good length.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Red mouth and high heels.

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Hey, hey, come on. This is my sister.

Hu: Bang! ...

Li: I hit you, you are still alive!

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Huh? What's the matter? Oh, you mean my sister is 22? Wrong, 23, 23

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Are you 25 years old? oh

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: kick my sister out?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: You don't mean that, do you?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: When my sister gets married, will you lift the sedan chair?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: No? Huh?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: Teaching my sister to play a drama?

He: (halfway through ...)

Li: No, what are you trying to say?

Mr. Hu: Is she married? Ah!

Li: Huh? The mute spoke. Did you get a look at him? My sister, not married!

Mr. Hu: Then give it to me!

Li: Fuck you!