What are the jokes about Dragon Boat Festival?

Every year to the fifth day of the fifth month of the lunar calendar is our traditional festival Dragon Boat Festival, in this day has a very long history of inheritance, as early as thousands of years ago, the ancestors have been in the holiday, there are many traditional customs such as paddling a dragon boat, eat seeds and tie the wormwood and so on. Today we will bring you jokes about the Dragon Boat Festival, Bo everyone a laugh.

One, a friend of mine from Heilongjiang, when we are still elementary school students, Heilongjiang did not have bamboo Ruo dumplings, she saw the dumplings and asked a question: "How is this scented capsule so heavy?"

Two, rice and buns to fight, rice crowd, see the packaged to fight. Sugar buns meat buns steamed dumplings were not spared. Dumplings were cornered in a hurry to tear the clothes and screamed: "Look at me clearly undercover!".

Three, the Dragon Boat Festival is here, a Chinese to the foreign teachers sent a few dumplings, the next day, the Chinese asked the foreign teachers "Yesterday's delivery of dumplings how?" The teacher replied "verygood", but the outside of the layer of vegetables do not seem to be cooked?

Four, you are the meat filling I am the skin, tightly wrapped you. You are the teeth of my glutinous rice, sweet sweet sticky you. You are the dumplings I dumplings leaves, layers and layers wrapped around you. Duanwu, I'm going to tie you up.

Fifth, the Dragon Boat Festival is here, the company's administrative department to foreign employees each sent a basket of rice dumplings, the next day an expatriate employees called the Department of Administration to express their gratitude: "You sent that thing is very tasty, although outside the lettuce is a little hard."

Sixth, Dragon Boat Festival to send you a message is the favorite thing to do; to call you is the happiest thing; love you is something I always have to do; to put you in my heart is something I've been doing; however, lying to you is something that just happened. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Seven, you are always afraid of their own fat, for their own waist girdle round and round; you are always afraid of their own ugly, for their own clothing one after another. With you said so many times, the original you is my favorite, why is not believe mile? My dumplings!

Eight, Dragon Boat Festival, listen to my dumplings like love oath: like Ma Lien wrapped around the reed leaves wrapped around you, like the reed leaves holding Jiangmai holding you, like Jiangmai sticking to the red dates sticking to you. In the steamer of time becomes inseparable, let me love you well!

9, when the devil in front of your window tapping on the glass, toads are drilling into your nest, vipers swinging above your head, earthworms in your toes shuttle, centipedes have crawled into your nostrils, do not be afraid! I am rushing to your rescue on a snail's cart, with dumplings and loads of wormwood! Hyah! Hyah! Giddyup!

Ten, the guys watching the dragon boat race, burnt wheat was squeezed into the water. Dumplings do not even think about taking off their clothes to jump down to save, the results of their own straight down. The two were rescued by Tang Yuan. Tang Yuan scolded the dumplings, your head was lime water bubble, see wearing a skirt on the life!

Eleven, Dragon Boat Festival, we work in the unit to the foreign experts sent to the dumplings, the next day a foreign expert called the office to express gratitude: "You sent that very delicious, is a little bit of lettuce outside hard."

Twelve, rice went to the buns to play, the buns invited rice to watch the show. Buns, sugar buns, meat buns, vegetable buns, bean paste buns in turn. Rice lamented, you this girl really tough! A moment dumplings on the stage, rice bright, dumplings are good! Dumplings will be a jacket off, to the stage a throw, the whole audience a scream. Rice a look happy, just a positive, or my hometown!

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