Anyone have a short, easy English comedy! Urgently needed! Preferably in pairs, with Chinese translations on the outside!

Scene 1: Little Red Riding Hood's house

Mum: (Mummy holds a basket and puts the fruits on the table in the basket.)

Little Red Riding Hood: (Singing a song and running in happily.) Hi. Little Red Riding Hood: (nodding as he lifts the basket) Ok!

Mum: (looking kindly at Little Red Riding Hood) Be good. Be careful.

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy. Goodbye, mummy.

Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.

Scene 2: On the Road

(A light music comes from far away, Little Red Riding Hood jumps to the flowers with his basket)

Little Red Riding Hood: Wow! Hood: Wow! Flowers, how beautiful! (puts down basket to pick flowers) One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.

Wolf: (wolf strides up to the stage) I am wolf. I am hungry. (makes a gesture of looking for something, looks around) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (makes a sly face and says hello to Little Red Riding Hood)

Little Red Riding Hood: (touches braid of his hand and innocently answers) To Grandma. Answer) To Grandma's. Grandma is ill.

Wolf: (to himself) I'll eat Grandma. But...... (to Little Red Riding Hood) Hey, look! look! 6 little baby ducks.

Little Red Riding Hood: (dancing to the music with the 6 ducks)

Wolf: (quietly hiding behind the tree)

Little Red Riding Hood: (stops dancing) Hello!

Little Red Riding Hood: (stops dancing) Hello! Oh, I must go, bye.

Six Ducks: Goodbye.

Scene 3: Grandma's house

Grandma: (gasps for breath, walks over to the bed shakily, sits down on the edge of the bed with great effort, gasps for breath, yawns a few times, and slowly falls back onto the bed.)

Wolf: (coming out from behind the tree, saying as he walks) I am very hungry now. (making a searching gesture) Where is Grandma' s house? (speaking happily to the audience) Aha , it' s here.(knocking on the door) Bang, Bang

Grandma: Who is it?

Wolf: (putting on the voice of Little Red Riding Hood, and wagging his tail triumphantly while saying) It's me. Little Red Riding Hood.

Wolf: (putting on the voice of Little Red Riding Hood, and wagging his tail triumphantly while saying) It's me. Grandma: (getting up) Come in, come in.

Wolf: (walking triumphantly to the bedside) Grandma , I'll eat you.

Grandma: (clutching her clothes in panic, staring, and screaming as she rolls off the bed and onto the floor)

Grandma: (grabbing her clothes in terror, staring, and screaming as she rolls off the bed and onto the floor)

The Gray Wolf swallowed Grandma and made her cry.

The gray wolf swallowed Grandma in his stomach.

Wolf: (patting his belly with a thumbs up) Yummy! I'll sleep.

Little Red Riding Hood: (knocking on the door happily) Grandma...Grandma...

Wolf: (dressed up as Grandma's voice) Who is it?

Wolf: (dressed up as Grandma's voice) Who is it?

Little Red Riding Hood: It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!

Wolf: Come in, Come in.

What a strange noise! Little Red Riding Hood: (bounces in, puts the basket on the table, walks to the bed, takes a look, jumps back a few steps) Oh! What are big ears!

Wolf: I can listen to your sweet voice.

Little Red Riding Hood: Wow! Hood: Wow! What a big eyes!

Wolf: I can see you pretty face.

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh! What a big hand.

Wolf: I can hug you.

Little Red Riding Hood: Oh! Little Red Riding Hood: (kneeling in front of the bed, taking Wolf's hand and touching it) Look! What a big hands?

Wolf: (jumping up from the bed and saying) I can eat you!

Little Red Riding Hood: (running desperately) Oh!

Wolf: (catching up to Little Red Riding Hood, eating, patting his stomach) It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.

Hunter: (holding a gun and searching) Where's the wolf? Where's the wolf? Look! A door. The wolf is sleeping.

Wolf: (making a whirring sound)

Hunter: (picking up the gun and putting it down) What a big stomach! Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(picks up the scissors from the table and holds them up) Look! Scissors.(makes a cut of Wolf's stomach) Cut, cut, cut.

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma: Taking the scissors from the table and holding them up)

Hunter: (picks up the gun and puts it down) What a big stomach! Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma: Thank you.

Hunter: Grandma, give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood, give me some stones.

Grandma: (gets needle and thread from table)

Little Red Riding Hood: (brings in some stones) One, two, three.

Hunter: (puts the stones into Wolf's shirt)

Grandma: I'll thread it.

Hunter: (picks up gun) Woke up!

Wolf: (getting up, holding his belly in his hands) My stomach is so heavy.

Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!

Wolf: (running) Help!

Hunter: (shooting) Bang, bang!

Wolf: (falling down)

Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.

Little Red Riding Hood and Grandma: Yeah!

II. T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear ( 狐假虎威) Tiger: I'm a great tiger. I'm very strong. I'm very brave. I'm the king of the forest. But now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I But now I'm very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I'll die immediately. Oh, there's nothing here. And here is nothing, either. You can see, I'm pretty and lovely. I'm good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I'm very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I'm the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. I can't belive her. I'm the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Fox: If you don't believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let's go. Rabbit: I'm a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. I can't pull it out. Bird: I'm a bird. Rabbit: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I'm a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Bear: I'm a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I'm coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It's true. You are the king of the forest. That's all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.