100-200 words double entendre comedy

(Adapted from a comic sketch by Mr. Gao Yingpei and Mr. Fan Zhenyu)

A: Today, I'll tell you a comic sketch. This comedy, it speaks ......

B: (interrupting A) Wait a minute, as far as I know, anyone who can be invited to the stage today to say comedy is a celebrity. May I ask you, which one is it?

A: Me? I... I ......

B: That is to say, may I ask your name?

A: I... My last name is Lu.

B: "Lu"? That's right, that's my last name. I'd like to know your name again.

A: Hey... "Man A".

B: "people ......" Ah you, you "people a" ah?

A: What's wrong?

B: No, I don't mean that.

A: What do you mean by that?

B: I mean that the "man on the street", he shouldn't be a "man" name.

A: (angry) I see you this head (with a hand gesture fat pig look) ...... It is the block that should be sent out to the slaughterhouse!

B: Hey! I mean, "Passerby", he can't be a "celebrity"!

A: No, you don't talk like that, "Passerby A" can't be a celebrity, so "Passerby B" should be a celebrity?

B: That's right! I am "passerby B"! We are in the same family as you, and you are the same name! We can climb up to you and be a celebrity again, right?

A: Don't confuse right and wrong, I say I'm a celebrity because I'm a celebrity's master!

B:... Oh... Dare I ask which celebrity your disciple is?

A: (Righteously) The master of comedy --- Gao Yingpei!

B: (Surprised) Gao...? Gao Yingpei is your ------?

A: I mean... I have a celebrity master named Gao Yingpei!

B: Huh?!... Wait wait wait, since you're Mr. Gao Yingpei's disciple, how come you don't know me?

A: You... (Approaching B, carefully scrutinizing B with his whole body and sniffing B with his nose everywhere) ......

B: (shivering) You are a canine.

A: Well, a little familiar!

B: Really familiar?

A: It looks familiar!

B: (sadness, tears) Hey! Brother, you've made me look for you... (crying) ......

A: What's wrong with you? It's like when Fan Zhenyu met Gao Yingpei!

B: (crying) I am Fan Zhenyu ah (crying) ...... His old man's disciple ah ......

A: (tears of joy) ah! Senior disciple ah, really you ah! So many years ... You... (want to shake hands with B embrace)

B: (push away A, sudden stop) and slow down! Before I can confirm that you are my senior brother, I have to verify it. My master Fan Zhenyu told me that the origin of his old man and Mr. Gao's name is known only to his two old men and their disciples; moreover, the meaning of their names is our heirloom, which is also to be passed down by their disciples, and it concerns their disciples' future life and prospects. I have to test you: do you know what the potential meaning of the word "Gao Yingpei" is?

A: (confidently) Hmph! You're not going to get away with this, are you? Gao Yingpei Gao Yingpei, as the name suggests, means "senior heroes trained"! For example, me! I'm not a hero, I'm a hero, I'm a hero!

B: Very good! What about the meaning of "Fan Zhenyu"?

A: That's easy! "Prisoners were suppressed and sent to prison"!

B: ... Fuck you!

(end)