Guo Degang's Comic Lines Guo Degang's Classic Comic Lines

1. Flight ninety-one-four, from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, fare five yuan, please board. You say this is more meaningful. The stewardess stood there and had to yell, "Hurry up, hurry up, there is a big seat, there is a big seat.

2, walk their own way, want to say who say who go.

3. The saints have taught us that we can't touch the dry food of a master.

4. God is sitting there smoking.

5, my father is practicing martial arts, in the jianghu above the heated and famous, talking about high to high to go, the great master, jianghu people send nickname grass on the fly. Not a flying thief, lightweight and powerful grass on the fly. On this second floor, a pad foot on the up, learning experience big this side of the child run there a heel on the past, did not stop his door, did not block his locks. What locks look can be opened, know? Even the bank that lock, look, get a celery are stabbed open.

6, plasma TV, I also get one, find a friend to save me a. A wall as big as that! The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal on a plasma TV! Big TV, Motorola brand...! ... looked at no one, the TV out of the sound: you are watching the TV is not in the service area!