The lines of the sketch "Anyway"

A: Crosstalk is a language art,

B: That's right.

A: We focus on speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.

B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,

B: That's right.

A: Watch your language, too.

B: Yes.

A: I like you.

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What's appropriate? In other words, crosstalk is good material. Look at this head, like taro, and this mouth is like a banana! Not to mention eyes! The whole dead fish eye!

B: that's a compliment!

A: Yes! Anyway, your brain is good! ~

B: That's true! I'm telling you, I'm smart

A: Don't brag yet. I will test you in front of the audience today. Anyway, let's talk.

What do you mean, anyway?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!

B: We can try drawing a comic book.

A: I'll be right there. My desk.

B: Yes. . . . . .

My desk.

My desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see.

My desk.

B: my sub-table.

A: My stage.

B: my sub-table.

My light bulb

B: my sub-table.

A: Me.

B: help yourself.

A: You deserve it!

B: Didn't you ask me to turn it over?

A: I said my table, you said separate tables, I said stage, and you said I danced on stage.

B: Oh! (Stupid) Every one is the other way around.

A: This brain is so good that it has caught up with 290.

B: Don't mind coming again! I understand this time!

I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!

B: No problem!

A: My head.

B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!

A: My forehead,

B: I have no brain!

A: My eyebrows.

I have no eyes!

A: My eyes.

I am a pig's eye. What a pity!

My nose.

My nose.

My nose is broken.

I measure my nose. Why should I measure him?

I did it!

B: Yes. . . . . . I bite you!

Why did you bite me?

B: How to translate this word!

What do you mean?

You have to say a lot.

A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my stomach.

I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Don't keep talking on it!

A: All right then! Let's go on! My neck.

There is something wrong with my neck.

My shoulder.

I steal shoulders. Where can I steal it?

My stomach is very small.

I have a baby in my belly. I am pregnant!

A: My thigh.

My legs are big!

I am lame.

My mother's duck feet. I am a duck again! Any good words?

A: Don't talk? Report the names in the romance of the Three Kingdoms first.

B: Come on!

A: I'm Guan Yu.

I'm Guan Yu, none of my business.

A: Don't be complacent! I am Zhuge Liang

I'm Ge Liang pig.

A: I'm Zhao Yun.

I'm Zhao Yun, and I'm the fog cover.

A: this man is going to faint! I'm Zhang Fei

I'm fat Zhang.

A: I am dizzy! I am the host.

B: I'm a princess.

When did you have the operation?

B: I just went to Shuguang andrology. Do you care? Change something good!

A: Yes, let's go to the garden and sign up for the flowers.

Go to the garden? That's good.

But before we go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements!

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.

B: I can do it with my actions, right? (Take part in armor and walk around the stage like a couple)

A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right?

No problem, I am the most beautiful person!

Then let's start now.

B: OK.

I go to the garden?

I want to go to the garden?

A: I'm Peony?

B: I'm Peony.

A: I'm a peony?

B: I'm Peony?

I'm Molly.

I am jasmine.

I am a dog's tail flower

I am a dog with a flower tail.

Extended data:

Anyway, the writing is the work of Tang Jiezhong and Ma Ji.

Anyway, which tells the story of crosstalk art, has a long history and is a treasure in the treasure house of traditional art in China. It is a precious recording carefully edited by china national radio, which embodies the wisdom and sweat of several generations of crosstalk writers, actors and directors. This series contains the essence of crosstalk art during the broadcasting boom, bringing colorful and original crosstalk works to our ears, and then playing them in the form of FLASH, giving people a refreshing feeling.

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