Harmonized Stories

Short harmonic stories are as follows:

1, the crab went out for a walk and accidentally bumped into the loach, the loach is very angry: "Are you blind ah?" The crab is very aggrieved: "No ah, I am a crab!"

2, today on the driving school theory class, the teacher said: "caused serious traffic accidents, and escape, 'life ban on driving (ban marriage)." A sister in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I can't get married for life ah?"

3, his girlfriend's name is Zhu Jing, the first time to bring his girlfriend back to the rural hometown, enter the door and said: Mom, Zhu Jing is here. Mom heard and said: the pig came in to drive it out is!

4, grandfather in the dying, will be young and ignorant grandson called to the bed, with his last breath instructed: "children, ah, this world, do the official is good ah!" The young grandson is an obedient child, he will grandfather's dying words firmly in mind. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin maker in the village.

5. A foreign girl married in China, and at breakfast, for she could not eat the fritters was instructed, "You dip them. She immediately stood up and was told, "You dip it! She was confused and aggravated, saying, "I'm told to stand and eat, and I'm already standing up, so how much longer do I have to stand?