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What is happiness?

Sesame seed cake Cao Heyang What is a happy cross talk script?

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The legendary swordsman sesame seed cake, Cao Heyang crosstalk "What is happiness?

I don't know what happiness is, but I know it is easy to spend every day happily; Cherish what you have now, very satisfied; Seize the time, no regrets, a sense of accomplishment. This may be a kind of happiness. . . .

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Happiness is the theme of life. Only those who feel happy, their lives are happy and sunny. It is very important for teachers to feel happy, because it not only affects their happiness in life, but also affects students. Only when the teacher is happy can the students feel happy.

Although education is a bittersweet thing, there are always puzzles, troubles and even obstacles, misunderstandings and pains in the work ... all kinds of tests come one after another. But I love this industry. It is this line that keeps me childlike and teaches me to advance despite difficulties; It is this line that has tempered my ability to be a teacher. Education is like a fertile soil, nourishing me.

Teachers' happiness comes from students' sincere feelings. People have feelings, especially children. Their feelings will always be completely presented to you without reservation, without hypocrisy or affectation, only sincerity. So I especially like being with children, and I am willing to be a humble "king of children". Every time you have a rest, children often come to see you and talk to you. Soon there will be a high wall around you, and everyone's laughter will come from it. All this makes me happy. The profession of teacher may make us feel inferior, but the professional happiness it can bring us is also different from other industries. Compared with doctors, lawyers and staff, our teachers face happy, simple and motivated children. The children in the school are pure and lovely, the teachers are deeply respected, and people are the easiest to get along with. Sometimes I feel that I (a man in my forties) am still as happy as a child, and that teachers can only be childlike in the purest place in school! This kind of situation, this kind of treatment, may only be enjoyed by teachers. In people's memory, formulas may be indifferent, theorems may be forgotten, and the sincere feelings cultivated between teachers and students will not be forgotten, and even become deeper and deeper with the passage of time. Just like I have been working for many years, I still miss my former teacher. Isn't that why I am happy to see the children who have graduated?

Of course, there is a premise before this, that is, teachers' happiness also comes from their love for teachers' profession. Only when teachers are immersed in it can they truly feel the happiness of their profession. If you love teaching, you won't feel tired, but you will feel happy. Difficulties and setbacks are so insignificant. Harvest and success will make you feel high. You will find that the way you look at work has completely changed. It is a challenge, but also a pleasure. Harmonious interpersonal relationship has become the lubricant of our work. In a harmonious environment, there are leaders' care, peers' mutual assistance, fair evaluation and social recognition.

There are many excellent teachers around us, and they all have a common feature, that is, they are doing their own educational work with relish, as if they are not "working", but enjoying, moving and enjoying happiness. In my opinion, "excellent", "experts" and "backbone" from all walks of life are not forced out, but because they are interested in their own work, especially in education. Real education is from the heart, full of * * *, enjoying the fun and happiness of work. In a real sense, teachers are happy in their work, and only happy teachers can produce happy students.

Yes, a person's professional happiness depends on his recognition of his career. A person who doesn't recognize his career and can't see the value of his career can't feel happiness without any pressure even under the best conditions. "Stress is actually motivation." Indeed, sometimes a little pressure can also be our motivation: with the pressure of open classes, you will study textbooks more deeply; With the pressure of essay competition, you will study theory more seriously; With the pressure of the head teacher, you will manage the class more carefully ... with the recognition of your career, these pressures will no longer be troubles, but will become a constant source of motivation.

"Man's self-realization" is man's essential need. Teachers should pursue their own career, establish a positive outlook on life, lead their own thoughts, words and deeds with an optimistic attitude towards life, and win the recognition of parents in social schools with their own practical actions. We can compare the teachers and students in the Wenchuan earthquake. Under such difficult conditions, we still don't give up our ideals and beliefs and put learning and education first. Isn't such a positive outlook on life worth learning from our teachers? Teachers should constantly create in their own pursuit, enhance the internal driving force of cognition and self-improvement, and keep moving forward. ......

The legendary swordsman sesame seed cake crosstalk lines

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In Cao Heyang, there is a cross talk with sesame cakes. There is a conversation that I think you are free after the Chinese New Year. What is the name of this cross talk?

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In the second season of the legendary swordsman, Degang Guo's apprentice, Shaobing, begged for cross talk lines and got extra points.

There are several cross talks. Which one do you want?

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Sesame cake, the line of Cao Heyang's "Student Times"

Kneel for the lines from Cao Heyang's "Student Times" ~ Thank you [email protection] () The lines from the naughty boy's black banner 1 1 ~ You haven't memorized this after listening to it many times, have you? Ponyslzony is the black flag 9. ...

Kneel for Degang Guo's crosstalk lines

Hope to adopt! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I'm glad many people came. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

The traditional crosstalk left by the old man has more than 1000 segments. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...

On a frosty night, Jiang Feng sleeps in a fishing fire. You have to buy a ticket to enter Hanshan Temple outside Gusu. ...

Old vines and faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is sparse and the sun sets. Heartbroken people are in the hospital, and ... they don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period ...

Law-abiding and melancholy, strong beam and night singing, riding a mule and hurting people, honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

Then everyone can eat, and everyone is like pancakes all day long. It's ok to roll steamed bread with rice. It's made of porcelain. Sometimes I come backstage, slip two Jin of cakes and get ready to drink. ...

A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

I want steak, not beef. I love onions. Put more onions!

I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen in Tianjin began to leave on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I won't know until I check. I dropped my pedal. ...

Listening to cross talk more shows that you are patriotic. There is a child near our home who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, such as English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic and West Slavic ... Anyway, it's okay to sit with the G8 and swear! Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " ..... regardless of the law, I would have killed him! Can't understand foreign language crosstalk ...

People's singers don't have to make you happy when they come on stage. Your happiness means that he sang wrong! Somebody else's big shot came on stage, ah ~ ~ ~, sang for a while, finished singing, pedaled out of the background and went home ... We crosstalk performers couldn't do it, and two living people stood here-talked for more than 20 minutes, and no one was happy! Why did you come down with a straight face?

We fell in love with cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The director arranged applause. Once on stage, today, wow ~ ~, we, wow ~ ~, for everyone, wow ~ ~, say a picture, wow ~ ~, sound, wow ~ ~, wow ~ ~, (Cheerful: a word and a drum! ) "bad", wow ~ ~, clap if it is not good! ?

Tongxian county is an inalienable part of our territory.

Six grenades are one yuan. I'll throw you one hundred yuan first.

"Your name is Yu Yu ..." "Yu Qian!" Oh, yes! Sorry, I don't watch "The Rule of Law". "

Corporal James, American five-star general.

Nothing can stop his door, nothing can stop his lock, only the bank security lock. He can find a celery and poke it open.

President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui.

Know the woman on the kang and the shoes on the kang.

Scientists know martial arts, and hooligans can't stop them.

You haven't met my wife, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and heavy eyebrows. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

Take out a golden pen, dazzling, cold and frightening.

This plane is also diesel.

"Excuse me, Grandpa, how can I get to America?" "Ask the village chief!" "He doesn't know Doyle. From a botanical point of view, he doesn't know Doyle. "

The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-Spring and Autumn Period and Warring States Period ...

The traditional crosstalk left by the old man has more than 1000 segments. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...

The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

There are twenty people standing in front of the White House, men and women, and all the bags are ready-reporter! I have to be careful what I say. I don't want to be caught by them and embarrass China people. Next, the gang came over: "Master, would you like a plate?" Selling vegetables! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?

There is a rockery in the White House with a banner below it: Everyone is responsible for family planning.

it doesn't matter ......

Seek all the lines of year of the snake Spring Festival Evening Crosstalk "Black sheep"

Hand, forgive me.

Guo: Just now, the two hosts were very good. Li Yong and Zhu Jun are beautiful girls.

Y: two girls? What's that look?

Guo: Today is a good day.

Yes

Guo: New Year's Eve.

Yes

Guo: Spring is boundless, and Haiyan River is clear.

Y: oh?

Guo: It's the same every year, and it gets heavier every year. Only a great hero can subdue the tiger, and surrendering the dragon is the real hero. Full moon flowers make people live longer. Student Degang Guo greets my parents and wishes you a happy New Year!

Y: ok, that's a good word.

Guo: Come on, let the teacher say something.

Y: I can also say?

Guo: It's the Spring Festival. Say something auspicious.

Y: ok, ok, ok. I hope ...

K: Wait a minute. Which hospital?

What do you mean which hospital?

Guo: See if this man is funny.

Y: No, it's a big festival. ...

Guo: You lose face in one sentence.

Y: What's the matter with you?

Guo: I'm just kidding you!

Y: Just kidding.

Guo: Your IQ balance is obviously insufficient.

Y: huh?

Guo: Find a place to charge quickly.

Y: Where can I buy a card?

Guo: Speak loudly on this occasion.

Y: What should I say?

Guo: I'll teach you.

Y: you say.

Guo: Eh. I hope that the country will be rich and strong, the people will be safe, the grain harvest will be good, and the per capita GDG can be achieved. ...

Y: wait a minute. What is GDG?

Guo: What should it be?

Y: that's GDP.

Guo: What do you mean?

Yu: GDP.

Guo: That's right. You are talking about GDP.

Y: right.

Guo: I said.

Y: What is y:GDG?

Guo: That's it.

Y: huh? Is your name spelled completely?

Guo: I hope to be happy.

Y: You want to be happy.

Guo: You are happy, and I have to be happy.

Y: that's right.

Guo: Teacher Yu is very happy.

Y: I'm really fine.

Guo: I have a good life at home and my work is going well.

Yes

Guo: He often says, Yo, I'm a fairy now.

Y: almost.

Guo: I still sing with my family.

Y: What should I sing?

Guo: "If you want to be a fairy, you will have endless happiness and a happy family. * * * You will celebrate the New Year with a perm, drinking and smoking. (Singing) "

Hello. I sang my feelings.

Guo: Everyone who is familiar with the teacher knows that Brother Qian has three hobbies.

Yes ...

Guo: Smoking, drinking and perming.

Y: it's so popular.

Guo: You know him too well.

Y: ha ha ha.

Guo: Brother Qian thinks this little hobby is very enjoyable and very happy.

Y: that's true.

Guo: What is happiness?

Y: you said ...

Guo: Fortunately, avoid being fierce; Research on happiness, wealth and longevity.

Y: put it this way.

Guo: Simply put, happiness is when people's desires are satisfied.

Y: oh. So are you satisfied?

Guo: I am on an unsatisfactory road.

Y: huh? Can't come back? What about you?

Guo: Work hard.

Y: ah.

Guo: I am a strong person.

Y: I can see that

Guo: In fact, I have done everything and business in these years!

Y: What do you do?

Guo: My biggest business is coal.

Y: this is not small.

Guo: That's right. Pingdingshan, Henan, produces coal from here and transports it to Datong, Shanxi.

Boy: You must pay for it.

Guo: I don't know when it will arrive. Why is it cheaper than me?

Y: Just say yes.

Guo: I just remembered that this is also the place of origin.

Y: right.

Guo: Get Datong's coal quickly and transport it to Pingdingshan.

Y: OK, you know these two producing areas, right?

Guo: In those years, the poor were all finished. Sleep without a bed.

Is it?

K: Cover it with a band-aid.

Y: huh? Where was this built? This?

Guo: Guy can't sleep at all.

Y: That's insomnia.

Guo: Stare at the ceiling.

Y: I can't sleep.

Guo: Oh, I can't help it.

Y: think of an idea.

Guo: You should count sheep when you sleep.

Y: This is one way.

Guo: A sheep, hum (hum).

Are you asleep? Well, it's called lack of sleep, okay?

Guo: I have always wanted to go to Shaanxi.

Y: What are you doing there?

Guo: Two terracotta warriors and horses were carried out and sold outside.

Y: wow. You want to pour the Terracotta Warriors?

Guo: That's right.

Y: That's impossible.

Guo: Why?

Y: First of all, it's illegal. There is also a Terracotta Warriors, which everyone counts every night.

Guo: Do you still count every night?

Y: Of course.

Guo: This is too high-tech.

Y: Is this still high-tech?

Guo: Yes, they are on duty at midnight.

Y: that's right.

Guo: The flashlight flashed in the middle of the night, No.45. ...

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