The lines of the cross talk "Xie Xueshi"

In Shuiximen Street, Nanjing, there is a tofu mill. The owner's surname is Xie, a native of Shandong, in his fifties. Only one wife, no children, no women.

One day, the old couple were both sick. No one pushes the mill, and business can't be done. A bitter said to his wife:

"You see, there is a daughter who has a half-life experience. I am in my fifties and have no children. What can I do in the future? If you are not angry, raise one! "

This matter is not angry.

When Lao Xie was 55 years old, he got a white and fat son. Needless to say, the old couple are happy. Love this child as much as you love the apple in your eyes. Time flies, and I will be six years old in a flash. The child is very clever. He reads when he sees others, and reads letters when he sees others. But one thing, the child can't talk. Lao Xie was very annoyed, thinking: Don't push if you don't have children, and you will be dumb if you have a son.

On this day, Lao Xie asked someone to help him calculate the tofu account. As usual, the children came to see it endlessly. A bitter was in a hurry and gave the child a mouth. Bang!

"What are you looking at?"

The child was in a hurry and spoke:

"I see people writing."

Listen to the old solution; Strange, strange, the child spoke.

"Well, good! You like reading, I'll buy you books and send you to school! "

As soon as I was happy, I forgot to pay the bill, picked up two tofu buckets and left. How come? Send children to school and sell tofu. On the way, I bought three books, namely Saint Amethyst, Qian Wen Zi and Hundred Family Names. Went straight to the study. The teacher in the study is surnamed Luo. Arriving at the door of Teacher Luo's house, Lao Xie shouted to open the door for fear of delaying business. He shouted and called:

"Tofu teacher, tofu teacher ..."

The teacher listened: Why, I became a tofu teacher. When I opened the door, it was an old solution.

"Old solution, I lack your tofu money?"

"No, I sent my children to school."

As soon as the teacher saw that the child was handsome and smart, he took care of it.

"Well, come in!"

A bitter took the tofu bucket to the yard and put it down, and went into the study. The teacher said:

"What's the name of the child?"

"Call it dumb."

"People are called dumb?"

"He can't speak, but he is called dumb."

"This is not an input! Can the dumb read? Take it away quickly. " After all, there was no school for the deaf at that time.

"He can talk now." "good! Let me ask. What's your name? "

"My father didn't read the book and didn't give a name."

As soon as the teacher heard it, the child was not dumb, but it made sense to speak. He was happy: "I'll give you a name, Jie Jin, and the large name is Hong Kui."

The old street was beside him and said, "Sir, don't let the child relax!" "

"What ah, you go your way! At the end of the month, you send two cranes to repair money. " "Sir, we are poor and can't afford so much tuition." "Then, I will teach for nothing." The teacher still really likes the child and is willing to teach for nothing. "That can't call you white teacher. This child studies with you all day, and I will give you two pieces of tofu. "

As soon as the teacher heard this, I changed my teaching to tofu: "You, don't make trouble here. I want nothing. If you come to see me, you will have everything. " Laojie left happily.

The teacher called the child, "Jie Jin, come here and I'll write you a book."

The first book says "Hundred Family Names". The teacher said; "On the last three trips, Qian Sun, Zheng Wang, Chu Wei, and Zhang. Read it! "

Jie Jin said, "Give me three trips, and I won't look." "Then take two trips!" "I don't watch it twice." "Travel? ! ""I don't want to go once. " "Then don't go to school and go home!" "Teacher, why do you let me go to school here?" "yes! If you refuse to learn only eight words in one trip, can you say that you are still in the first half? " "no! Teacher, you give too little, so I'll read more. "

The teacher listens; I have been teaching for many years, and I have never met too few. "Small, right. I'll give you four trips. " "I won't read it four times." "Then the first half, eight trips!" "I don't read half an article." "What about you?" The teacher is a little puzzled. "I won't see it until you give me the last one." "A book? Where do you have to go back in the future? " At that time, learning was reading, reciting and typing. After reading it, I didn't talk, but I typed if I couldn't recite it.

The teacher was afraid that the child didn't know, and he also reminded him directly. The child said, "I can't recite it. If the teacher hits me, I don't complain. " "Well, give you a book! Come here: Qian Sun Zhao Li, Wu Zhou Zheng Wang ... Situ Sikong, a hundred families have the last name. Read it. "

The man said, why so soon? No, I'm reciting a copy of Hundred Family Names here, and everyone is asleep.

The child picked up the book and went back to his desk. He put the book on the table, but he didn't read it At that time, the child was studying and his upper body was shaking. This is called "being busy with his health and forgetting his tiredness". What happened at that time? I didn't know how to speak when I was studying, and I kept reciting it. When I read it. When the upper body does not move, the eyes are fixed on the book, and you can't hear it when you read it. How come? Fell asleep. Child, dip a finger in some water and write on the table. Write Zhao first, then money, so write one word at a time.

The pupils next to him took a look, huh? Why doesn't this guy read? He secretly called him, "Jie Jin, read quickly. If you can't recite it, the teacher will hit you later."

Jie Jin also ignored him. The student called the student, "Hey! Brother Shi, look, he doesn't study either. " "ah! Look, brother, he doesn't study. "

This is called that look, and that is called this look. In a short time, more than 60 students in the study stopped studying, and he was alone. The teacher is reading the Book of Songs and watching it. Hearing the silence in the study, he looked up and said, what? Don't read it all! Well, whether you watch it or not, you can recite it then. Type it if you can't recite it. After a while, the pupils were still watching Jie Jin, and the teacher slapped the ruler on the table: "Endorse!"

The child was startled. What did he recite? He never recited a word. Teachers don't care. This is: "Wang Wenyuan, come and endorse."

The child has read the works of Saint Amethyst. Just three lines. It is: "at the beginning of life, people are good in nature, close in nature, far away from learning, not teaching, and dynamic in nature." Ah, he gave Jie Jin a clean look, only remembering the first two sentences, and he forgot all about them. He came up with an idea: if the book can't be put down, put it in front of the teacher to reveal what he has learned. He can't recite it, so he can steal it. I don't know. As soon as he turned around, the teacher closed the book. Unconsciously, he read: "At the beginning of life, human nature is good. You can't see it when you turn it over. " "Step back." "Turn it over, you can't see it, you can't recite it, you don't read it."

He found a way here.

The teacher was angry: "Go! Kneel there and read! " "Don't teach, be sexually active ..." Why do you want to do it early?

To put it simply, sixty children didn't finish reciting it. The teacher thought: When Jie Jin came today, no one recited the book. If he can't recite it again, I will give him a good beating: "Jie Jin, come and endorse!"

The child took the book, bowed to the sage card, bowed to the teacher, put the book on the table and turned around: "Qiansun Zhao Li ... all surnames are over." He recited it.

The teacher said, "If you don't tell the truth, I will hit you. Have you studied elsewhere? " "Teacher, I just learned to speak, and I really haven't seen it."

Parents all over the world like it. The teacher was very happy to see the child so clever: "You guys have been watching him, but you didn't recite it. He can recite. Let's all go home for dinner and study hard in the afternoon. If I can't recite it, I will play one by one. "

After school in the afternoon, Jie Jin went to the teacher with a thousand words: "Teacher, please give me this place." "Ah, read two books a day! I can't teach. I forgot the speed of my reading. I can't finish it. You'd better recite what you learned in the morning. "

Since then, the teacher has taught this child to study harder than other children and read more books than others. The child didn't know what to say, so he asked. After studying for a year, children will read the Book of Songs. By the second year, children can already write articles and poems, that's right.

His poems will only bring trouble. It rained every day, and he came home from school and was walking to the door of Prime Minister Cao's house. He wanted to go to the door to take shelter from the rain and slipped on the steps. On the lazy stools on both sides of the mansion door, there are servants and servants of Prime Minister Cao's mansion. They all laughed when they saw it. The child thought: I fell, why are you still laughing? Go up the steps and bow to everyone: "Uncle and Grandpa, you are all cool here." "I know." "Then what are you laughing at?"

Hearing this, no one can answer this. How can I put it? You fell and we laughed. It was outrageous. Just say, "You fell, didn't cry, we laughed." In fact, this is too outrageous. "Dear uncles, are you bored?" "What if I'm bored?" "Shall I make you a poem?" "Such a big child can write poetry, well, tell me!"

The child came with his mouth open;

"Spring rain is as expensive as oil,

The whole street is raining,

Bachelor of arts in falling,

Laughing at a herd of cows. "

"The child cursed us all!" "Whose child is this?" "Our back garden is opposite the tofu mill." "Go and find them!"

Pull the child to the tofu mill. "Old story, you kids call names."

When the old man found out, he dared not provoke the seven officials in front of the prime minister's house. He asked the child, "Why do you curse?"

"Dad, I didn't scold." "You didn't scold? Read the poem you just made to your father! "

"What I just did was:

Spring rain is as expensive as oil,

The whole street is raining,

Bachelor of arts in falling,

Laugh at all your friends. "

"ah! You kid, you really know how to make up lies. Aren't you kidding a bunch of cows? " "Dad, I said,' Laugh at all my friends,' and I took them as friends. They are willing to be cows themselves, and we can't control them. " "How could we be so unlucky! Bitter, if you leave this child alone, you will be in big trouble tomorrow. "

Another day, the old street sold tofu and went home. On the way, I met Jie Jin. He went with his father. Passing by the door of a grain store, I saw two monks, both in chains, on a business trip, looking for a grain store to buy tea. Look at the knot: how did these two monks commit the crime? Monks should "jump out of the three realms, not in the five elements"! Well, not a good person! As soon as the child got angry, he came over and punched the monk. "Two masters, what's the name of this one around your neck?"

The monk said, "I don't know." "I know, it calls you." "I know you still ask!" "Shall I write a poem for you?" "A few children can write poems, ok, you go."

The child pointed with his finger and said:

"Be a monk with a cangue,

Hair loss is illegal,

Two heartless pieces of wood,

With a big watermelon. "

"Whose child is this? How so annoying! "

Lao Xie rushed over and said, "Master, don't be angry. The child can't talk. How can his head be like a watermelon? What color is the watermelon and what color is the head? "

Two business people were afraid that they would quarrel: "All right, all right, you too."

When he got home, he said to the child, "I'll hit you if I listen to your poem again."

But children are used to it. He will come as soon as he opens his mouth. The old street asked the children to sweep the floor: "You sweep the floor." The child said, "Sweep slowly in front of the court." "You cover the chickens and they all run away." The child said, "Cover the chicken in the cage gently." "What's the matter, you're doing it again!" "I'm obviously talking and asking me to recite poems." All right! I haven't lost a single poem.

Children study until they are nine years old, on the 26th of the twelfth lunar month. The teacher said, "School is over, and school will start on the sixth day of next year."

Jie Jin said, "Teacher, I will come on the second day of next year." The teacher said, "Come, don't come." "Teacher, why don't you let me come?" "Nonsense, next year is coming, I will teach you and you will teach me!" "You teach me." "What I teach you! You have read all the books I have read. Let me ask you this question. If you are prosperous, where will you put me as a teacher? "

The child talks a lot: "Teacher, the apprentice will never forget my teacher's kindness when he makes a fortune." "good! You can come whenever you want next year. We can sing a poem and answer a pair. Give you two diaoqian and go home for the New Year. " I studied for three years for nothing and got two pieces of money.

The child went home with a schoolbag and a desk (this desk is three boards, not much bigger than a small bench with hinges and nails). At that time, I went to school and brought such a small table with me. When I got home, I saw tofu being fried. Because there will be more vegetarian dishes next year, they will sell fried tofu. The child came in and shouted, "Dad, I'll help you make a fire."

The old street took a look: "How did you get the desk back?" "Annual leave." "I have to leave next year. Why shoot the desk?" "The teacher won't let me go next year." "Why?" "The teacher said: I will go next year. Did he teach me or did I teach him? " "Don't talk nonsense, as long as you can write two pieces of tofu account. Wait, let's fry tofu. I'll take you to the street, buy two flowers for your mother, buy you some firecrackers, buy some fish and meat, and have a good New Year. Buy two more pairs of stickers, just like Chinese New Year. " "Stick a pair, don't buy it." "What if I don't buy it?" "You buy paper, son. I can write." "What? You can write pairs! Oh, dear! Our parents, even eight generations in my life, are illiterate. It's your turn to write a pair, son, son! You are pouring boiling water on your own grave-you cheated your ancestors. "

He is full of wisecracks. "good! I'll buy some paper. You write well, and it is my honor and your face to post it on the gate. "

I bought it back soon. "Son, you write, I'll buy food."

The child thinks, if I want to write, I have to write something decent that you can't write, such as "Han Wa Dangwen prolongs life, Zhou Tong Pan Ming is rich and auspicious", or "Hong Fan said that wealth ranks first in nine fields, and university finance is ten and a half chapters". This is so tacky. Yes, go out and find problems.

Looking out from the gate, it is the back garden of Prime Minister Cao's mansion. The Prime Minister is good at raising bamboo and grows very tall. Seen from the wall, it's really beautiful. The child is fine as soon as he sees this problem. When he returned to the house, he wrote: The first part is "A Thousand Bamboo Trees Gate", the second part is "thousands of books at Home", and the second part is "Da Pian". The handwriting is old and powerful. When finished, you can stamp it and stick it outside. Back in the house, I sat there and wrote the words "door to door, God of Wealth to son, Kitchen King to son," Fu ",criticizing, fighting, going out to see happiness, looking up at happiness, Spring Festival ... This child will be in trouble.

He didn't know that he would be in trouble by installing a pair of gates.

He just posted a pair, just in time for Premier Cao to go home. There sat an eight-seater sedan chair, and Cao An, the housekeeper, led the horse in front to disperse the idle people. The Prime Minister asked Cao An to lift the curtain of the sedan chair and see the lively scene in the street during the Chinese New Year. He went around the backstreet to see the plaques on both sides and bought and sold shop pairs. At first glance, this pair is "business is booming all over the world, and financial resources are flourishing up to three rivers". Oh, the oil and salt shop, tacky. Let's look at another pair, which is: "The Soviet Union is the seal of six countries, and Zhang Gongzhi also treasures Qi Chang of five dynasties", and the horizontal approval is "enriching the country and facilitating the people". Oh, pawnshop, tacky! Read it again: "Go into the house to be a scholar in black, and go out to be a scholar in white." This is a barber shop. It's tacky. Look at it again: "Tuoshanbao changes countries, babies return to treasure land, and gold sells Jinmen with Wujin." This is a coal shop. Wow, that's a cliche.

Why does the Prime Minister pay attention to this? Because he is the imperial teacher in the south study room (where the emperor studied). The emperor of this dynasty read this book with him. He is very knowledgeable. Therefore, he wants to look at the plaque and see if it is good or bad.

Watch and see, and you will arrive at the tofu mill. Because this pair of tofu shops is door to door, the word is big, so the Prime Minister saw a pair of tofu shops posted from a distance. He was happy before he read any words, he said to himself, why did the tofu shop hang up another pair? I heard that the tofu shop didn't know a word for eight generations, and it still has to post a pair every year. How delightful it was to post that couple that year! The first part of this book is "Business all over the world is booming". When people write a pair of books, they know that he can't read, so the second one writes that he is "rolling in money and hitting three shots." He didn't know, so he posted it, posted it at the bottom, posted the second part at the top, and posted it backwards. It was posted so early this year, and I don't know what a joke it has become.

The sedan chair is not far from the door of the tofu mill. The prime minister smoothed his beard and prepared to play music, but he also understood the words. The first one is "Door to Thousand Bamboo", yo! Changed the words He smoothed his beard and looked at the next couplet "thousands of books at home". "Ah!" In desperation, Beard tore off four ribs, and an able man appeared in the bean curd shop! The Gate of a Thousand Bamboo is about my bamboo. This couplet is outrageous, "thousands of books is in my house". Small tofu mill also dares to say that it has thousands of books! I am a royal teacher of urban studies. Long live today, study with me. Such a big prime minister's office didn't dare to write about thousands of books! Damn it! Look at the horizontal batch, but also angry. "Big article"? That's bullshit！ Tofu shop should write "big tofu"

The more the Prime Minister thinks about it, the more angry he becomes. He calls the housekeeper:

"Cao An, ask who wrote this pair of tofu mill and bring it to me!"

"Yes!"

Cao Angang turned to leave. The Prime Minister thought to himself: No, if I arrest people and tear them, people will say that I oppress the small with the big and bully the people with the official. Let it be. Let's talk about it at home. He changed his tune and said, "Cao An, let's talk about it at home."

When the Prime Minister came home, he sat in his study and thought, Yes, how did this pair write and paste? I'll let him tear it off himself. Isn't the first one "The Gate of a Thousand Bamboo"? I told you to go door to door. "Cao An, come on! Go to the garden, find Wang San, Zhao Si, the porter, Lao Liu, and you, the four of you, cut off half of the bamboo in the back garden, leaving only half, and throw away the bamboo hat at the end of the partition wall for me, so that you can't see the bamboo outside. Go! " "Yes!"

Cao An came to the back garden and found Wang San, Zhao Si and Liu. The four of them were chopping bamboo. Cao An, I don't want to. Just have a rest on New Year's Day. I have nothing to do with shaving bamboo. Cut it all and throw it outside the wall. When they are all thrown away, they will reply to the Prime Minister: "Come back with me and throw away all the bamboo hats." "I can't see anything outside?" "I can't see it." "Go, go to the tofu mill and see if the pair on the door has been torn?"

This is what the Prime Minister thinks: Only by opposing thousands of bamboos can we "hide thousands of books". Wow, if you want to "hide thousands of books" by the wall, you don't deserve it. He is sure to tear up this pair.

Cao An out of the house, straight to tofu mill. When I came to the bean curd shop, from a distance, the couple were still there. Take a closer look: huh? What I said to the master was five words. Why is this pair six words?

How did this happen?

Isn't the child still writing in the house? It said, think about it: how nice my door is! There must be a lot of people outside to see it now. Take a look outside. When I saw the door, there was no one there, and then I looked up and looked across: Hey! Where are the bamboos? I'm wondering here, but I heard a crash and threw the bamboo hat out of the wall. How can such a good bamboo be cut in half? What a pity! What's going on here? As soon as the child rolled his eyes, he understood and said, Oh! For this pair of me As the saying goes, the prime minister can punt in his stomach, but this prime minister can't even make a fall. Come to think of it, I must be angry with this bottom line. After all, I am such a tofu mill that I dare to write about my family's collection of thousands of books. How ugly his prime minister's office is. He tore my pair, so he cut the bamboo in half for me to tear for fear of bullying. Well, you're young. Don't blame me. I'm angry with you. Yes, not only don't tear it, but also add two words. Prime Minister, it's strange that I won't let you dig this bamboo root. The child went back to the house, cut two pieces of paper, wrote a word "short" and a word "long", painted a label and posted it outside.

After pasting, he saw a lot of bamboo lying on the ground, and called to his father inside: "Dad, the Prime Minister knows that we will cook a lot of tofu next year, and he is afraid that we don't have enough firewood. Cut off all the bamboo hats and use them as firewood for us. Pick them up quickly. " Don't talk nonsense Is the Prime Minister willing to give such good bamboo to others? ""Come and have a look with me. "

Laojie took a look outside and said, "It's really for us!" Father and son hugged each other in the hospital and had a small fight. Old commentary: "The Prime Minister is very kind to us." Childlike theory; You have no idea how much trouble I've caused. After closing the door, Cao Anke came. Cao Anyi looked at it: Hey, I didn't tear it! All right. After wiping his hair, he ran back to the study of Xiangfu: "You come back with me, and the villain was ordered to go to the tofu shop to see the couple ..." "Did they leave in pairs?" "Yes, not only that, it seems that another piece has grown." "Nonsense, is there any right for the foreign minister?" "Yes, six words." "What word?" "The first part is' the door is as short as a thousand bamboos', and the next part is' the family keeps a million rolls long'."

"There is a word' short' in the upper part and a word' long' in the lower part. All right! My bamboo is short, but his book is long. Really annoying! Cao An, you go to the back garden to find Wang San and others, or the four of you, uproot the bamboo and throw the partition out for me. " "Yes!"

Cao An went into the garden, and four people were planing bamboo. Complaining while planing. I just shaved my head and pedicured bamboo last year. I planed the bamboo and threw it out of the wall.

Cao Ba took it to the study: "Go back with grandpa and plane the bamboo by roots." "Is there nothing left?" "There are no trees." "Well, go to the tofu shop and have a look. That pair may be gone. " "yes."

Cao An out of the prime minister's office, came to the door of tofu mill. He looked at it and said, hey, Prime Minister, what are you going to do this time? You planed the bamboo by the roots, but you didn't tear that pair off. If you are angry with him again, it's time to tear down the house.

What's going on here?

Didn't the child pick up the bamboo hat with Lao Xie and then go back to the house and write a blessing or something? The child listened to the street while writing, and the child understood. He called Lao Xie: "Dad, the Prime Minister was afraid that we didn't have enough firewood to burn, so he uprooted the bamboo and threw it out."

"impossible!" "I don't believe you."

Father and son came out to have a look, yes. The child even called out his mother, three people were holding bamboo in the courtyard, and the yard was full. Old comment: "Mr. Xiang has a good heart and has never been so generous." The child said to himself: this time, the disaster caused a lot. Now, if we tear up this pair, there is nothing. If we don't tear it, it will be a right and wrong. On second thought, such an adult wouldn't tear it up if he fought with me. The child can't breathe. Back in the house, I cut two more pieces of paper and wrote a word "nothing" and a word "yes". After writing it, it was posted under the couple at the gate. Just posted, Cao An just came, and when he saw it, he said, Hey! Interesting. Wipe your head and run back to the study: "Come back with me, that pair of tofu shops ..." "Tear it up!" "Still there." "No tear?" "Not only didn't tear, and grow a piece. It is' the door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family has thousands of books'. "

"good! My bamboo is short and gone, and his book is still long. Really annoying! You can't blame me for bullying people. Cao An! Hurry to the tofu mill, tear up that pair first, and then bring the person who wrote that pair to me with a chain lock! " "Yes!"

The seven officials in front of the Prime Minister, no matter how old the master or the slave, Cao An was also angry: On New Year's Eve, I went to the tofu shop eight times because of a pair. I want to ask who wrote this pair, and I must take it out. At the door of the tofu shop, I pressed the door, but it was always open. At first glance, I said, "Who should I be? It turned out to be the housekeeper of the prime minister's office. The housekeeper must have something to do here. "

"Of course." "I estimate that next year, I will ask the teacher to do some vegetarian dishes and plan to take care of me. Tell me, how many pieces of tofu, dried tofu, shredded tofu and fried tofu do you want? "

"You sell it all to me! I ask you, who wrote this pair at the door? " "My son wrote it." "good!" "The housekeeper is too flattering."

"Who praised. Do you know how much trouble writing this book has caused him? Because of these shoes, our Prime Minister went to Zhu Qing twice and asked him to tear them off. He didn't tear it, but added words again and again to laugh at my grandfather. My master is annoyed. Let me tear up this pair and lock up the writer! Do you understand? Tell him to go! "

Laojie trembled with fear: "Master Butler, you are a little tired. Go back and tell Master Xiang that he is not at home. " "No, not at home. Where did he go? " "Write a pair in the room." "Nonsense, don't bother, call it out." "yes."

The old street entered the gate, slammed it, plugged it in and bolted it. Run to the house and have a look. The child is still writing. I have always understood this urgency. I am anxious and angry. When I came over, I gave the child a mouth: "Where are you still writing?" I said that Master Xiang is so kind! This is good bamboo. Let's make a fire! It's been a long time, and you wrote it. The prime minister was annoyed and asked the housekeeper to keep people here! You jump off the wall and run! ""Dad, don't be afraid. How many troops did he send? " "Net man, no horse! We can't stand a housekeeper! " "Don't worry, I'll send him back." "What, you sent, he went back! I'll see how you send it! "

Kids, go outside. Outside, Cao An was even angrier because he plugged in the door. He kept knocking at the door: "Open the door! Open it quickly! " The child was in no hurry: "Who is making trouble outside the door?" Cao An a listen to: how so sour? "Open the door, it's me."

The child opened the door, met Cao An and bowed deeply: "Who am I? It turns out that Xiangfu's steward has arrived, and the students have not met him far away. Please forgive me. "

"My prime minister because you this pair of faces, even to the bamboo twice, you not only don't tear, but added words again and again, to laugh at my grandpa, my grandpa is very angry, sent me to use chains to lock you up. Come, lock it! "

"ah! Not unreasonable! Go down! "

Cao An was stunned by the child's shouts: "Ah-what's the matter?"

"Mr. Butler, I ask you, is my student a murderer?" "No." "But a thief?" "Not really." "still!" "Don't say that my students are not murderers, even murderers, thieves and local tyrants will not interfere with your family. Your master wants to see my beautiful handwriting and wonderful font. If you want to ask me for advice, you can take an invitation and send it. My students can make friends by writing, so you can talk about it in the government. Why did you lock me up? You bold slave, hateful thing, make a scene in front of my tofu shop, make trouble without reason, it's really hateful! Why are you here? "

"I came on foot." "Come on, go back, you bastard!"

Cao An told him to write dizzy and ran back in a rage. I thought: well, I'll let tofu dregs write me a lesson. As soon as he entered the study, he said, "Come back with me, asshole!" "Who are you driving for?" "This is tofu dregs scolding me." "Who is the bean curd residue?" "Isn't the tofu shop less managed by tofu dregs?" "this! People's tofu shops are short of shopkeepers. If you want to say that he is short of shopkeepers, just shout. Don't call him a short shopkeeper, a student and a bean curd residue for no reason. Why not scold him? " "ah! Bad luck. Listen to me. I don't call him tofu scum as soon as we meet. As soon as I called the bean curd shop, Lao Xie came out to talk to me and asked me how much dried bean curd and shredded bean curd I bought. I did as you said, and he closed the door later. When I rang the doorbell again, someone inside asked, "Who is making noise outside?" I said,' Open the door, it's me. When I opened the door, I saw a child come out. He said, "Who am I? It turns out that Xiangfu's charge has arrived, and the students have not greeted me from afar. Please forgive me. " "Is this scolding you?" "Listen, the words of scolding me are yet to come!" "Don't be repetitive, quick say! "

Cao An said the child's problem, let the prime minister take the box. The prime minister listened and said, this child is fierce enough! Not good, good! "Cao An, take my invitation and put an invitation to invite him!"

Cao An was so angry that he said, "If you want to eat tofu with me, I can just go to the oil and salt store to get credit ..."

"Who sends tofu on credit?" "If you don't take credit, why invite tofu dregs with invitations?" "You know, he is Ding Bai, and I am a contemporary. If he accepts the invitation, he will be called a misdemeanor, and a misdemeanor is the crime of' sending'. If he is too heavy, he can't live, understand? "

Cao An was stunned by the child's shouts: "Ah-what's the matter?"

"Mr. Butler, I ask you, is my student a murderer?" "No." "But a thief?" "Not really." "still!" "Don't say that my students are not murderers, even murderers, thieves and local tyrants will not interfere with your family. Your master wants to see my beautiful handwriting and wonderful font. If you want to ask me for advice, you can take an invitation and send it. My students can make friends by writing, so you can talk about it in the government. Why did you lock me up? You bold slave, hateful thing, make a scene in front of my tofu shop, make trouble without reason, it's really hateful! Why are you here? "

"I came on foot." "Come on, go back, you bastard!"

Cao An told him to write dizzy and ran back in a rage. I thought: well, I'll let tofu dregs write me a lesson. As soon as he entered the study, he said, "Come back with me, asshole!" "Who are you driving for?" "This is tofu dregs scolding me." "Who is the bean curd residue?" "Isn't the tofu shop less managed by tofu dregs?" "this! People's tofu shops are short of shopkeepers. If you want to say that he is short of shopkeepers, just shout. Don't call him a short shopkeeper, a student and a bean curd residue for no reason. Why not scold him? " "ah! Bad luck. Listen to me. I don't call him tofu scum as soon as we meet. As soon as I called the bean curd shop, Lao Xie came out to talk to me and asked me how much dried bean curd and shredded bean curd I bought. I did as you said, and he closed the door later. When I rang the doorbell again, someone inside asked, "Who is making noise outside?" I said,' Open the door, it's me. When I opened the door, I saw a child come out. He said, "Who am I? It turns out that Xiangfu's charge has arrived, and the students have not greeted me from afar. Please forgive me. " "This is to scold you.