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The opening of the skit "Zhen Huan crooked turn

Zhen Huan crooked turn

Ice Eunuch: By the grace of God, the emperor said, heard many days ago, the harem for the establishment of the crown prince thing, rumors, all parties fight,

Today, specially come here to select the position of the crown prince in order to level the chaos of the harem, Qin this!

Fat Princess: Since the Palace since the Palace, the Emperor's favor, only because of the Palace of talent and appearance, full of experience, that's all. The emperor this favor me ah, I'm embarrassed, I gave the emperor a child! In the future, I will definitely be able to inherit the throne as a crown prince!

Bitch Concubine: the palace bitch, since the palace, the Emperor's favor, the Emperor this favor me ah, on my cheap temper, I gave the Emperor a big fat boy. You see my child looks, eyebrows clear, toot mouth, born is orchid finger, with me. ---------- yo!!! Sister in ah!

Fat Princess: yo!!!! Sister came. Also brought the child to carry, you that child to carry also in vain, can not inherit the throne, when the Prince, because he is too cheap.

Bitchy Princess: Mom! What are you holding?

Fat Princess: child ah

Bitch Princess: mom ah! I didn't look closely, I thought it was a piglet!

Fat Princess: What are you talking about?

Bitch Consort: Hit who!

Fat Consort: I tell you! This one of mine can be the crown prince!

Bitchy Consort: I can with this one!

Handwriting and laughing 。。。。。

Fat Consort: I can with this one!

Bitchy Consort: I can with this one!

Fat Princess: If you don't believe me! Let's make a bet!

Bitch: I'll bet on it!

Qia Fei: I'm Qia Fei! Since I entered the palace ah! I've been in the palace since I got here. On the sole favor of the emperor, so I advised the emperor, it must be rain and shine. But the emperor is not to listen to it! Oh. So favor me! I this to happy na, nothing to repay the emperor, I also gave birth to one! ------ gave birth to a coffee bean! ------ Oops! See today's weather is quite good. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that! The weather is so good, are out of the sun child to come?

Bitch Princess: you that still use sun? I'm not going to be able to get a good look at it, but I'm going to be able to see it! I'm not going to be able to get a good look at it, but I'll be able to get a good look at it!

Caffeine: But give him some energy! Calcium! Turn a..! ------ Just now I was in the back and heard you two say that you want to fight for the throne of the crown prince.

Fat Princess: Yes!

Consort Curry: It's a bit much!

The Emperor's arrival 。。。。。。

Consort Curry: I'm telling you guys! Don't be so heartless! Just suppose the Emperor really dies one day! He's the Emperor!

Fat Princess: See you, Your Majesty!

Female Curry: Yeah! You're a badass! You're quite good at what you do! Don't be anxious! When I become the Empress Dowager, I will not treat you two badly! We are not waiting for the emperor (turned around and saw the emperor behind) ---- oops! The emperor!