The people and things in my village

First, there is a lady in my village who always exaggerates. One day she and my mom went for a run and showed my mom how smart her dog was. She said, I'm going to bed that night, I heard something knocking on the window, opened the door to see, is my dog lying on the window with his paws knocking on the glass. Her window was more than one person high, and the dog was a pug, still standing and knocking on the window! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

Second, with my father to work together with a named Li Hong, this person is good at using metaphors. One time they chatted, Li Hong wanted to show off his decorating skills. He said, last time I worked, there is a child (renovation apprenticeship) saw me work, "whoosh" on the scurry over, small eyes staring with the "scared pig" kind. The people do not understand the meaning of "shocked pig", but Li Hong accidentally won a "shocked pig" reputation, since the decoration circle less a Li Hong, more a "shocked pig".

Third, there is an old couple in the village originally opened a grocery store, the old man nicknamed "two bulbs", the old lady called "two old mom", the kiosk accompanied almost my entire childhood. More than twenty years later, Mr. Bulb became paralyzed. He said he was paralyzed, but he seemed to be able to move, but he just lay on the bed and wouldn't get up. Poor his eighty and a half wife got Alzheimer's, became a fool, sitting in front of the house all day on the mound, see people ask "think with me, this is what the village ah, I'm confused, I don't know where it is", or she was lying on the side of the door, obviously open the door, she howled and shouted: "fast people, give me the door, I will not open the door, can not get out of! ". Sometimes she sat quietly in the dirt pit planing soil, a planing is a day, confused people can not control the urine and feces, so the whole person stinks, his home near the old ladies see her out of the scared to the home, think she stinks. His son is filial, every day dinner to serve his parents. The old man is lying on the bed, eyes open, mouth open, like a crow waiting for food, his mother does not recognize him, we do not know.

The old couple and three daughters, fortunately married not too far away from home, once his second daughter came to his parents took a few fried cakes, taut hard hard, the old man and the old lady did not have teeth, can not eat, his brother saw the gas can not work, and so his sister went, ran to the street, took the two hard cakes quarrel: "discouragement, take what things, hit the dog cake, how do you know, hard bang bang, how do you know, how do you know? Hard bang bang, why not take a stone to ah, no father's Nier!" The crowd saw the situation, and angry and laugh, said, can not give them both bubbles to eat it. Another time, the old couple's eldest daughter to come, in the village in front of the small supermarket to buy a pocket of eggs, although not a rare object, but compared to her second sister's "dog cake" a lot better. This day his brother with his big sister to buy eggs to his father to do egg cake, knocked to the third egg, "snap" knocked out of a hairy chicken, his brother gas egg cake is not made, in the home straight scolding pit father.

Fourth, our generation of children, the cool love to teachers privately nicknamed (I do not know the children are still not so), and nicknames are also inexplicable. I have a teacher surnamed Yu, his nickname is called "less than the head", but I clearly remember his head is not small, and I do not know those who gave him a nickname for the children's brain how to think. That said, Mr. Yu taught us that will be, just in time for the screening of the "Pearl Palace", when the Pearl Palace than the current God horse "Palace" fire, especially our kind of thinking just a little budding children, fascinated by the not work not work! At that time we went to school also Xing companion to walk together, the school door has a family, his daughter Xiaolei and our class, every day before the evening study hall, the vast majority of the girls in our class ran to her home to pile on the bed to see the "Pearl Palace". The first thing I'd like to say is that I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'm going to be able to do that, and I'm sure I'm going to be able to do that.

Because look at the little swallows, this day we went to the evening study late, just in time for the "less than the head" teacher on duty, he let us all stand to the back of the classroom to go, only to see sixteen or seventeen girls standing in a row. He looked serious and came over, one by one, asked us the reason for being late, someone said the bike on the road off the chain, some say look at the table to see the difference, there is a girl said to walk around the soles of the shoes fell off ......

Fifth, many years ago, the village, some people planted a little bit of strawberries in the ground, when supplies are scarce, we did not have much to eat when we were young, a penny for two stirrups, a few dollars for two pieces of strawberries. A penny for two pieces of stirrup sugar, a penny a bag of silly melon seeds is very satisfied, the family planted some strawberries and apples is to get some snacks for the children to eat. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do that with your own personalized products.

One afternoon I, Xiaoting, Erying, and two or three boys, hooted and hollered and ran to Erying's field to eat strawberries, which was nearly an acre of strawberries, the vast majority of which were already red. Throughout the afternoon, several of us turned over the strawberry field like a lawnmower, from one end to the other, until we could no longer see a single strawberry grain. As we ate, Erying suddenly said, "Let's stop eating, if we lose all the strawberries, my father will beat me up". Now I think the friendship of children is too pure, Erying risked being beaten by her father to let us eat a meal of strawberries, but the important thing is that Erying's family has four children, and we ate the rations of the other children in her family. Since then, I have never eaten strawberries as satisfying and happy as that afternoon.

Six, Daoqi is our village a handsome handsome boy, one meter eighty-two, looks like a combination of Chen Kun and Chen Guanxi, very good-looking. In the countryside to marry a daughter-in-law, the mother-in-law does not like to look thin daughter-in-law, think Chai Chai Baba no luck, not good birth. Dodge has reached the age of marrying and having children, Dodge's mom is relying on Dodge's good looks to pick a daughter-in-law's vision is naturally high. After dozens of blind dates, Dodge was not satisfied. One day he went to the barber store to get a haircut, and fell in love with the girl who gave him a haircut, the girl looks thin and shriveled, Dodge mom knew that they were reluctant, Dodge dad to stop Dodge to marry this daughter-in-law hate said, if you marry this little girl, you do not come into the house. The first time I saw this was when I was a kid, and it was the first time I'd ever seen a kid in my life.

Dodge mom asked Dodge, she looks so small can be installed in your pocket, why are you so willing to do it? The first thing I want to do is to get rid of all the people who are in my life, and I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it. Dodge's mom was speechless. The first time I saw this, I was able to see the woman's face, and I was able to see the woman's face, and I was able to see the woman's face, and I was able to see the woman's face.

Seven, three Kang Yun is the village's famous wine crazy, forty-five six people drink two eyes red, white hair, walking are not straight. He originally had a Sichuan wife, but also gave birth to a son, the Sichuan wife is very good to him, what work in the ground are she dry, but also to take care of her eighty-year-old father-in-law, but also to support seven or eight-year-old child, the farm season she also to the factory to do some small jobs to subsidize the family, can say that the three Kham Luck family without his wife is a pile of rotten dung. Is such a capable daughter-in-law, he did not cherish, every time he drank, he grabbed his daughter-in-law face to face to beat, often hit his daughter-in-law bruises, crying father and mother. He does not drink still know something, a drink is a mad cow, his wife at home and he lived for 12 or 13 years, finally could not stand his torment, leaving their son, ran away from home. Fortunately, this child did not suffer from the destruction of the environment, know to study, good character. Three Kang Yun now broken family, no one looks up to him, except for him as a child.

Eight, the old stay is a seventy-something old man, walking often holding a tobacco bag, he walked very characteristic, with the shoes no heel like, drag drag drag. I have never talked to the old man, in addition to the usual see him to say hello. One day I went to pour slop, met my grandfather at the door, and my grandfather to talk, the old man just passed by my house, and talked about, the original old man had been on the small teacher's college, went to the Northeast to make a living, and before it seems to be very bullish look.

He often walks in the village some horrifying news, such as today's southwest land to dig a lake, because of the South-to-North Water Diversion; tomorrow, Yang's grave that piece of land to build buildings, because of the new rural construction. Listened to the old stupid people, southwest of the work in the ground is not dry, thinking that if the next two days southwest of the lake digging, I still on the fertilizer to do what, not a waste of it! Some lazy people into the ground grass eggs also do not care, anyway, to dig the lake, to be compensated. In this digging lake building controversy, the old fool or leisurely smoking a big dry cigarette, in fact, the old fool family's light has been a rotten bag. Those who did not take care of the crops of farmers, and finally found that neither the news of digging the lake nor signs of building, delaying the crops for nothing. Some people complained that the old fool blindly pass unreliable things, not at all clever, some people say, if the old fool is clever that is still old fool?

Nine, soon to be the fall harvest season, the village tractor tricycle and busy to roar, those and our generation of new generation of farmers at home gradually on the stage of the village, they and our previous generation of thinking there is a world of difference in the development of rural areas will have to look at them.