A funny cross talk manuscript.

B: That's right.

A: This cross talk is about speaking, learning, teasing and singing. One person is a stand-up comedy, and two people are ~ ~ ~

Hey, wait, wait,

A: What's the matter?

B: How can it be the opening remarks? It was mentioned in previous performances.

A: What is it?

I told you, you want something new.

How about some new sketches? (storytelling) It is said that the general trend of the world will be combined for a long time, and it will be combined for a long time. At the weekend, the seven countries divided and ruled, and merged into Qin. After Qin was destroyed, it merged into Han.

B: OK. The opening of the romance of the Three Kingdoms.

How do you think? Do I sound like Miss Dan Tianfang?

You don't sound like Dan Tianfang.

A: What about me?

B: It stirs the sound of wild boar.

A: Hey, is it that ugly?

B: Don't say it yet. It's true.

Yes, we have studied the Three Kingdoms.

B: Drink it. Say you are fat, you can catch your breath.

A: I really have research.

All right, I'll test you.

you said

B: This question is rather profound. If you can answer correctly, don't pretend. If you can't, don't pretend.

A: The harder it is, the better. This shows that we have the ability.

B: On one condition, you can't think, you can't turn the page, and you have to answer immediately. Is it okay?

Can you do it? You left out that line.

Oh, will you call mom?

Hey, I mean, did you miss the word "that"

B: OK?

A: Of course.

B: Listen carefully and say: Who is smarter, Zhuge Liang or Kong Ming? answer

A: Zhuge Liang

Extended data:

Crosstalk is classified by content and function:

1, satirical crosstalk: You can satirize yourself or others. For example, Hou's Night Walk (satirizing people who don't obey traffic rules) and Taking Pictures in this way (satirizing social phenomena during the Cultural Revolution).

Acura crosstalk: Mainly in Chinese mainland, it usually conforms to the government's policies. For example, Ma Ji's New Peach Blossom Garden (praising the new face of socialist countryside) and Hou's Romance of Beijing-Kowloon (praising the builders of Beijing-Kowloon Railway).

3. Entertainment crosstalk: speaking dialects, love songs, etc.