Stage play Liang Zhu funny dialogue

I got the funny skits of Liang Zhu and Romeo Juliet in middle school, all performed in language class ha~~glorious history ah! Here come the Liang Zhu funny lines! Catch:

1, (first acquaintance) Zhu: Liang brother, I actually have a twin sister Oh ~

Liang: Oh? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Christian Louboutin: (shyly) Well, she and I look exactly the same Oh, can not tell who is who it ...... What do you think of it ah?

Leung: (surprised) ah? Hey ...... then he is really unfortunate ...... but, it does not matter, the beauty of the heart is the most important!

2, (two love) Liang: Yingtai, I have been some words want to say to you ...... (at this time the most classic is someone next to the simulation of thunder, screaming "thunder ah to rain ah collection of clothes ah", I invited the actors really creative, absolutely classic ah, the class laughed ah)

This is the first time that I have seen a lot of people in the world. The whole class laughed and jerked)

Wish: what what? Liang brother you want to tell me what? (excited excited)

Leung: that, I want to ...... (continue to thunder)

Good luck: (anticipation~~)

Leung: I, I, I ......

Good luck: (angry) Leung brother in the end you want to say to me!

Ju: (angry) Liang brother, what exactly are you going to say to me?

Leung: I ...... I want to ...... hey, I want to ask you have eaten dinner yet want to eat together? (never have the courage to confess Liang someone ah)

Zhu: (thoroughly angry) eat eat eat! You go eat by yourself!

3, (final chapter) Liang: Yingtai, I finally got up the courage today! I, Liang Shanbo, am in love with you Zhu Yingtai! Let's be together ......

Ju: (excited) Ah! Shanbo~~~

Liang: ...... Yingtai, although I know that you are a man, but, I still so fall in love with you, I know that our road will be very hard, will be very bitter, but, I'm not afraid! I want to be with you! Yingtai!!!

Zhu: (puzzled) slow! Shan Bo, you said I'm a man? And then fell in love with me? Shan Bo you, you, you will not be gay ......oh,my god......

Just these three little skits for your reference!