What's the best way to skip military service?

Why would you want to escape? Being a soldier is not scary, if you are a soldier, there is a 50% chance that you will go to war, there is a 50% chance that you won't go to war, if you don't go to war, there is nothing to worry about, if you go to war, there is a 50% chance that you won't get hurt, there is a 50% chance that you will get hurt, if you don't get hurt, there is nothing to worry about, if you get hurt, there is a 50% chance that you will get a minor injury, there is a 50% chance that you will get a serious injury, if You're slightly injured, there's nothing to worry about, if you're seriously injured, there's a 50% chance you won't die, there's a 50% chance you'll die, if you won't die, there's nothing to worry about, if you die. Then there is a P to worry about.

So think about it, now car accidents, airplane crashes, SARS, typhoons, tsunamis, fires ......, that same is not scary? The risk of being a soldier is actually not greater than the ordinary people, besides, now the employment pressure is so big, many college students can not find a job, to shoeshine, food are, when the military at least not unemployed it, there is no money to eat, no money to stay, no money to write a letter, no money, no money clothes ...... wearing a uniform imposing, but also particularly pleasing MM like, brave soldier it, not to say what defense of the motherland is glorious these big tune, completely for your own good ah ^-^