Types of humorous poems

Poetry is a unique literary form, and its unique essential feature-structural form is the fundamental feature that distinguishes poetry from other literary genres. China's poetry can be divided into classical poetry and modern poetry from the structural form. Classical poetry includes classical poetry and metrical poetry, while modern poetry is mostly vernacular poetry. Humorous poems can be divided into classical humorous poems and modern vernacular humorous poems in structure and form. If we consider making the past serve the present, there are humorous poems mixed with classical and modern.

1. Classical humorous poems

For example, the legendary poems written by Su Shi and Su Xiaomei are very interesting.

Su Xiaomei has a big forehead and a deep eye socket, so Su Dongpo wrote a poem to tease her:

Three or five steps before leaving the museum, uh, go to the painting gallery first.

A few times, I cried for two springs without tears.

Su Dongpo has a long face and a beard covers his mouth. Su Xiaomei responded with a song:

Last year, a tear of lovesickness did not flow to my cheeks today.

I couldn't find the position in my mouth several times, and the lush grass covered the hole.

2. Modern humorous poetry

For example, chasing the sun (Tan Xiao)

I like the light.

Afraid that the sun will die after sunset in the western hills.

I've been chasing.

Facing the west

Chasing the sun

I don't know

The earth moves around the sun.

I don't know, either.

The earth is round.

I have never seen it with my own eyes.

The earth is round.

I only saw it.

Infinitely straight horizon

On the distant horizon

(I

I really haven't seen it with my own eyes

The earth is round)

3. Mix classical and modern humorous poems

Classical and modern mixed humorous poetry is a poem in which modern people skillfully mix classical poetry with modern poetry or modern life scenes, or modify individual words and expressions of classical poetry to make poetry have a sense of humor.

For example, before marriage (the content is extracted from the internet, and the topic is decided by this article. Different network reprints have different names, and the author is unknown)

Before marriage-

Woman: You had a girlfriend before?

Man: ten years of life and death are two boundless, and I forgot without thinking.

Woman: Dead? How did you die?

M: the mountains are barren and the water is exhausted, and the winter thunder bursts with summer rain and snow.

Woman: Oh, it's a natural disaster. So how did you get here all these years?

Man: His face is dusty and smoky, his hands are gray and his fingers are black.

Female; Alas, it's not easy. What was your first feeling when you saw me?

Man: Like the spring wind, it blows at night and blows open the petals of ten thousand pear trees.

Woman: (blushing) Is it that good?

M: dross is not the essence of beauty, but painting is the spirit.

Woman: Flatterer-do you have an ideal?

Man: If he becomes Ling at the age of 20, he dares to laugh at Huang Chao for not being her husband.

W: What about you ... think about love?

Man: But through these clouds, how can I know which corner of the mountain it is facing? .

W: Do you like reading?

Man: there are twelve volumes of the art of war, with the name of the Lord on them!

Woman: Is this cow blowing too hard? You are so talented, why are you still single?

Man: Sister-in-law is not married. Lotus seed knows how difficult it is.

W: (laughs) If, I mean if, I promise to marry you, what are you going to do to me?

Man: A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot!

W: Can you promise not to be attracted to other women?

Man: Any trouble will cause trouble. My concubine has a deep heart.

W: I trust you for the time being, but I'm going to study in America. could you wait for me ？

M: After so many years, it should be a beautiful day in name only.

W: But. ...

Man: Don't lean on the bar alone, it's infinite. It's easier to see when it's not!

W: But. ...

Man: Wang Fu, a long river, turned to stone and never looked back!

Female; Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. ...

After marriage-

W: After being married for so long, are you still thinking about your ex-girlfriend?

M: once the sea was difficult for water, it was always amber.

Woman: Then why did you marry me?

Man: I don't know the guests in my dreams, but I want to have fun in the afternoon.

W: Too many. We are at least husband and wife.

Man: husband and wife are birds in the same forest, and they fly separately when the disaster comes.

What do you think of our marriage?

Man: I woke up and looked at the Chu towel several times, but I was still chilling in my dream!

W: Is it that bad? Didn't you say your first impression of me ...

Man: A beautiful woman is like a flower in Man Chun Hall, and only partridges are flying around her.

Woman: That's not true, is it? you should ...

M: It's not surprising that it used to be dirty, but now it's dissolute.

Woman: All along, my friends wrote to tell me that I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect it to be true!

M: What I got from paper felt superficial, and I never knew it needed to be done.

W: Where did all your original dreams go?

M: Let's change the floating name to shallow singing.

Woman: (misty-eyed) You, didn't you promise a piece of Bing Xin?

Man: I can't bear to see this thing. It was burnt to ashes.

Woman: Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by relatives and friends and reviled by future generations?

Man: I'd rather die holding a fragrant branch than being blown into the north wind.

W: Should I agree to break up?

Man: Broke up or brothers, why do you have to be flesh and blood relatives?

W: Yes, of course. ...

Classical and modern humorous poems are a unique form of humorous poems. The most common is not the mashup before and after marriage, because it is really difficult. As mentioned above, the most common one is a poem, which modifies some classical words.

There are few excellent poems that modify ancient classic words, and most of them are funny poems. Because of the classics of the original poem, the revised poem often has little independent humor, but it will be very funny. Attention, funny classics, on the whole, are often a kind of humor in life.

For example, "Jia Jian" (from the Internet, the author is unknown)

The Millennium is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

On a whim, my face is fat and long.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank.

The original "Jia Jian" ("Book of Songs, National Style, Qin Feng")

The Millennium is frost. The so-called Iraqis are on the water side.

Tracing back and forth, the road is blocked and long. Swim back from it, in the middle of the water

Sadly, the Millennium is still there. The so-called Iraqis are in the water.

Tracing back and forth from it, the road is blocked and broken. Swim back from the inside and swim in the water.

Jia Cai, peace and prosperity have not passed. The so-called Iraqis are in the water.

Go back and follow, the road is blocked and turn right. Swim back from the inside and swim in the water.

Another example is "operator" (from the network, the author is unknown)

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology, and she lives in Beijing Institute of Technology.

Chatting online every day will eventually meet, and * * * will meet ghosts. ...

Words, "operator" (Li Zhiyi)

I live in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and you live in the lower reaches.

I miss you every day, but I can't see you, so I drink Yangtze River water.

The water of the Yangtze River flows eastward for a long time, and I don't know when it will stop, and neither will their lovesickness and parting hatred.

I only hope that your heart is the same as mine, and you will not live up to this mutual yearning.

The above two rewritten poems are taken from the internet, and some of them may have been written by students of Beijing Institute of Technology, so there is no such thing as "Beijing Institute of Technology" or "Beijing Institute of Technology".

At the same time, mix and match classics, and the ancients did the same. The ancients will also mix and match their previous ancient works of art with their own lives to make the past serve the present. Making the past serve the present is the embodiment of human creativity, which is good for the development of human culture.

Proper mixing of classical poetry and modern life can achieve a perfect match; If the mix and match is not good, it will be silent in the long river of history. As long as it does not constitute blasphemy, people don't have to care at all. The classification of humor is a complex problem, and different categories can be divided from different angles.

1. Divided by aftertaste and fun.

Some humorous poems are memorable, while others are just interesting, but they are not memorable. According to the aftertaste, humorous poems can be divided into two categories: aftertaste and fun.

(1) nostalgic humorous poems

For example, to Mother (Tan Xiao)

When I came into this world

I'm sure I didn't open my eyes once

What kind of eyes are you looking at me?

I didn't see it.

When I open my mouth,

Cry for milk

Are you in a hurry?

Feed me milk quickly.

I don't remember

But I think it will.

Day after day

I'm growing up.

You watched me go from a baby

Become a teenager

And then until today.

That's for sure.

I will never forget it.

The most frequently mentioned words about you

guess

What is this?

Simple, simple can't be simpler.

Precisely

Mom ... mom ... mom ...

Now is not only the time for me to be wronged.

Even now.

I will do a lot of things that have nothing to do with you.

Suddenly shouted a few times.

Oh, my God. ...

One thing or another about you.

In fact, if you calm down,

Think carefully

What should I do with you?

It really doesn't matter at all.

There really isn't.

Many people will laugh when reading this poem on Mother's Day or mother's birthday, but in the end, everyone will be moved because it has a very deep aftertaste. According to statistics, 62% of people who read this poem are both smiling and moved (laughter and tears * * *).

As for the question of calling "Mom", we might as well think carefully: Why do we call "Mom … Mom …" and "Oh, my God" in an emergency or under some special circumstances? Because, subconsciously, we equate mother with our last pillar, with safety and problem solving. When we were young, having such a mother as our pillar gave us a safe reality. Therefore, the view that mother is the pillar and security is deeply rooted in our subconscious.

(2) Interesting humorous poems

Such as glasses (Tan Xiao)

She is wearing a pair of glasses, which is really beautiful.

Smart nose and soft face

Those eyes are more beautiful.

She is so beautiful that she attracts me.

I looked at it carefully, looked at it carefully.

Hey, her glasses.

It is purely decorative.

No lens.

Glasses describe an interesting story in life. For most people, there is not much to remember, but the description of life phenomena is humorous, so it is a humorous poem.

Note that there is a difference between interesting humorous poems and interesting poems. For example, poems such as Baota poems, crossword puzzles, Tibetan poems, and overlapping poems have interesting arrangement of words, but they can't be simply regarded as humorous poems. Many of them are just interesting poems, not humorous.

2. Independent division according to the situation

Some humorous poems must be humorous in certain situations, and some poems may not be able to produce humor independently in certain situations. Humorous poems can be divided into situational humorous poems and independent humorous poems according to the needs of specific situations.

(1) Situational Humor Poems

For example, the following poem, which was well known by many people after the 1960s, was also ridiculed:

There was once a sincere love in front of me.

I didn't cherish it

When I lose it

I regret it.

The most painful thing in the world is this.

……

If god can give me another chance.

I will say three words to that girl.

I love you

……

If you have to add a deadline to this love

I hope so

-Ten thousand years.

Situational humorous poem is a kind of poem that can produce humorous effect because of a specific situation. These poems, divorced from the specific situation, are either not understood or have no sense of humor.

The existence of the above poems alone is obviously not funny or humorous, but because they appear in the wonderful situation of A Chinese Odyssey, they make people laugh and become humorous.

By the way, the above poem has been circulated by many people, but many people didn't know it was a poem at that time, because there was no branch when they saw this passage, and some people had traditional ideas about poetry.

The rhyme of this poem is:

1. Money, cents and years; ;

2. cherish, discipline and ni;

3. This word and son.

Situational humorous poems are relatively common in classical poetry. If we don't understand the situation of poetry at that time, the sense of humor of many China classical poems will be reduced or even disappeared for modern people.

(2) Independent humorous poems

For example, hens in chicken farms (Tan Xiao)

they

There are many houses.

There are bright lights.

they

Eat exquisite food.

Living in the bathroom is never cheap.

they

How pathetic

As an adult

Always ovulate

But all my life

I can't see the rooster.

Independent humorous poems are poems that can produce humorous effects without specific situations.

Hens in chicken farms don't need special circumstances. Poetry is written on paper, and most modern people can understand it, laugh and feel humorous.

It should be noted that situation and independence are relative. The situation can be a specific small situation, such as the plot situation of a Chinese odyssey; It can also be a big situation, such as historical, cultural, regional and other backgrounds. The situation mentioned here only refers to a specific small situation, and it is generally unnecessary to list the big situation as a situation. All poetry and humor, even most literary and artistic works, inevitably show their value in the big situation.

Step 3 divide by color

Many people like to divide humor into colors, and humorous poems can naturally be divided into colors. According to color, there are black humorous poems, white humorous poems and yellow humorous poems.

(1) Black Humorous Poems

For example, the life of a pig (Tan Xiao)

You don't have to run around for food.

Don't need to take part in labor

as long as

Maintain growth

After a certain age

Realize the initial and final goals in life.

-eaten by humans.

this

It's the life of a pig.

Don't feel miserable.

Not to mention feeling extremely sad.

Those chickens

The vast majority of children

A living life

It's just liquid in the eggshell.

world

It is impossible to see with long eyes.

Black humor is a kind of humor that expresses helplessness, contradiction and heaviness in the form of comedy. Black is easy to give people a heavy feeling. After reading the title and the first few sentences, some people will laugh, but after reading the whole poem, 29% people feel complicated and 36% people feel heavy. This is a black humorous poem. The original name of this poem is life. Without the word "pig", the sense of humor is much less.

By the way, the last paragraph of this poem is flawed. Most eggs are not fertilized eggs, so chicks can't hatch.

(2) White humorous poems

For example, "tooth-pain!" (Tan Xiao)

It's been a few days. I have a toothache.

Must see it.

The gums are swollen.

The doctor looked at it and said

disinfect

Rinse with hydrogen peroxide

(expressing surprise, shock, etc.)

good

Let's go.

……

The nurse filled the syringe with medicine.

The doctor took it.

Break my mouth with one hand.

The other hand sticks the needle into the gum.

……

Wow, it hurts.

Earn hard in your heart

……

according to the doctor

You see

This road has passed.

Straight down.

The bottom has been penetrated.

……

Wow, my God.

It hurts if you don't say it.

besides

I'm so painful that tears are out of my eyes.

……

finished

The doctor gave the order.

finally

everywhere

Pull out the needle and stop poking it inside.

estimate

A small tube of hydrogen peroxide has passed through the root.

Rush to the root of the tooth

Forced oxidation and combustion of bacterial viruses

……

after getting up

I didn't shut up for a moment.

No laughing.

Don't move.

……

according to the doctor

I wanted to give you another tube.

I didn't expect you to be in such pain.

Note: Hydrogen peroxide, commonly known as hydrogen peroxide, is divided into three types: medical, military and industrial. Medical hydrogen peroxide is used for daily disinfection. Medical hydrogen peroxide can kill intestinal pathogenic bacteria and purulent cocci, and is generally used for surface disinfection of objects. Hydrogen peroxide has oxidation effect, and the concentration of hydrogen peroxide for medical use is equal to or lower than 3%. Rub it on the wound and you will feel burning.

White humor refers to humor that makes people laugh and feel horrible. "Tooth-it hurts! Some readers will laugh, but at the same time a little shudder, which can be a white humorous poem.

(3) pink humorous poems

For example, first love (Wei's daughter)

My first love was in the ignorant flower season.

Look at the teenagers around you with suspicion.

Lang Lang read aloud and ignored me.

The beating of the heart is not allowed.

Braids thrown back,

Secretly happy, sorry,

Proud and excited for a few days. ...

My first love, it's that simple.

I didn't know until I grew up,

Lang Lang's book The Sound was read because of me.

Pink humor refers to the humor that expresses pure and sweet love. "First Love" is about a girl's first love, pure and full of beautiful regrets. People will smile when they read the last regret, and then they will think of their first love and enter the aftertaste and memories. This poem is a pink humorous poem.

(4) yellow humorous poems

Yellow humor means that there is no lack of humor in yellow. In the eyes of many people, poetry is an elegant art. Once yellow content is added to break the taboo, as long as it is not too crude, it may have a sense of humor and become a special kind of humorous poem-yellow humorous poem.

Note that yellow poetry, no matter how humorous, is usually of low style because of its yellow color. In modern poetry, many lower body poems are yellow poems, some of which make people laugh and have a good sense of humor.

Step 4 press the punchline

Funny point refers to the funny key point in humor, jokes, etc. Humorous poems can be divided into single-paragraph poems and multi-paragraph poems according to the number of paragraphs; From the position, it can be divided into pre-punchy poems, post-punchy poems, middle punchy poems and multi-punchy poems.

(1) One punch poem

For example, I am still young (Tan Xiao)

When the flowers bloomed yesterday,

Spend it today,

The length of life has a head,

Opportunities are getting less and less.

The sun appears every day,

How about the lunar month?

Although the sun and the moon sometimes shine,

They are not old.

I am old and they are young.

-I'm so angry!

Note: Lunar Moon.

Reading the previous verse won't make people laugh. Only after reading the last sentence will people laugh. There is only one punch line, which is a humorous poem with many punch lines.

(2) Laughing and writing more poems

For example, "What you eat supplements what you eat" (Tan Xiao)

Today I bought some meat that I have never eaten.

have a taste

Did you eat this meat?

There may be a little ventricle and a little atrium

of course

It used to grow on pigs.

There is a view in traditional medicine that

Make up what you eat

therefore

We ate very well.

because

Recently, I have been overworked and mentally injured.

just right

To fix it.

My fragile heart.

But that's the truth.

According to past experience, in the past

I also ate some chicken wings.

How many times has it been?

But it didn't grow

-Wings

There are at least two places in the above poem that will make readers laugh. One is to know that the heart to eat is a pig, and the other is to eat chicken wings, which means laughing a lot.

(3) humorous poems with humor in front of them

The life of a pig mentioned above is a humorous poem with a main punch line. Some readers of A Pig's Life want to laugh when they see the title. Many people stop laughing after reading the whole poem.

It may be the reason why humorous poems with the front punchline are difficult to create, and such poems are rare.

(4) Post-quip humorous poems

The well water above my head mentioned above is still early for them. Glasses are humorous poems with a punch line at the end, and readers will laugh only after reading the last poem. There are many such poems, most of which are humorous.

Why do you laugh more after humorous poems? This is determined by humor, and humorous laughter often needs a process of bedding.

(5) Humorous poems with central punchline.

Humorous poems usually have a punch line not only in the front and back, but also in the middle. So some humorous poems are humorous poems with laughter in the middle. The above poem for mother belongs to a poem with a central punch line. There is no punchline at the beginning and end of this poem, so the reader won't laugh. However, people will laugh only after reading the middle and back parts of "Mom … Mom … Mom …" and "Mom … Oh, my God …".

(6) humorous poems with many jokes

Many poems, such as "What you eat supplements what you eat" and "To your mother" mentioned above, have not only one joke, but also several jokes, even before and after, and they are humorous poems with many jokes.

5. Other humorous poems

There are many kinds of humorous poems, which can also be divided into places, categories of things, objects, aftertaste characteristics and so on.

According to the location, it can be divided into workplace humor poems, family humor poems, travel humor poems and so on.

According to the category of things, it can be divided into political humor poems, life humor poems and work humor poems.

According to the object, it can be divided into self-deprecating humorous poems and satirical humorous poems.

According to the characteristics of aftertaste, it can be divided into humorous poems with no aftertaste, humorous poems with shallow aftertaste, humorous poems with deep aftertaste, humorous poems with fast aftertaste and humorous poems with slow aftertaste.

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