Anyone have a script about tripe! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

There are a lot of pretty sisters, all of them are capable and well-behaved, after a couple of months you can see---sister-in-law!

What to do in the cafeteria, the opposites attract, if you find the wrong master---half a spoon!

Inside the computer room, we were chatting, asking about nationality and meeting, and then asking again, we realized that I was there --- next to you!

Outside the computer room, there is a line of people standing in front of the computer room, and they are sweating, and it's hard to get to the front --- power outage!

One pair of pants for three people to wear, the dormitory to realize the big **** production, to be washed when all the action --- flash!

The classroom before the exam to step on the point, small copy full of a desktop, the teacher a sentence all fainted --- change class!

The cell phone is carried on everyone's waist, and when it rings, it hangs up immediately, and when it hangs up again, what is he looking for --- public speech!

Love is spread in the dormitory, boys raise rats and women raise rabbits, after three days to change jobs --- super!

College life is really good, play every day, no one noisy, no job how to do ---- pull down!

The other night, I went to fetch water and bumped into someone who thought it was a ghost, so I asked them what they were doing---kissing!

Every day, the student body runs, all things by themselves, out of the house to walk up the road --- quite

Another year, spring came, the second floor hall is very lively, the teacher's party, really good.

First of all, I would like to praise our leadership, the SARS epidemic in turn, the command of the free, to drive away.

School development in the heart, education and teaching innovation, pioneering and enterprising, first.

Safety education is always talked about, family planning every day, the implementation of good, really boast.

The new year has a new atmosphere, the principal of the school is a role model in every aspect, and it is great to be the first to take the lead.

The teacher is highly educated, he can't be asked a thousand times, as long as he learns, he really teaches.

The teacher is dedicated to teaching and learning, and he puts aside personal gains and losses to watch the moon.

Sending away one class after another, black hair gradually less white happened, life is like a dream, true spirit.

Flowers on Teacher's Day, and gifts on Christmas Day, the fragrance of peaches and plums, really sweet.

The principal's heart is loaded with teachers, the teachers have students in their hearts, and the campus is full of love.

They have been told eight times that a question is still wrong, and their stomachs are in spasms, so they are really on fire.

The weak school, can not always be weak, up and down, really dry.

We don't usually work hard, the midterm scratches the scalp, the little face to see, really green.

Before the New Year, the former students sent the New Year's card, the spring breeze, really sweet.

The teacher who can't be bothered to ask, the teacher who can't be asked, as long as you learn, really teach.

The young boys and girls are hooked on "Young Boys, Young Girls", the midterm is coming, what a rush.

Small stalls and vendors are blocking the door, students are spending money without blinking, wind and water, really busy.

Safety education is taught every day, and the students are always on the edge of their seats, one for each family, so they are afraid.

Morning meeting is only half an hour, pale face squatting down, weak, really delicate.

They are in their fifties, and they go to bed before eight o'clock, and they turn over the newspaper.

After teaching for more than thirty years, I left this three-foot podium, and deep down, it's really sour.

They have been working hard on teaching and learning, and they have put aside their own personal gains and losses, and they have been looking at the sky.

The gap between the schools is a fact, the reason is really a lot, are my fault? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

One session after another, a few gray hairs are connected to a piece, life is short, really fast.

Students are understandably naughty, parents are rude, teachers are panicked, tears in their eyes, really crying.

All schools are the same, art teachers do not talk about "beauty", the door is open, really messy.

After graduation, those who can say hello to their teachers are good students, I'm not making this up, it's true.

The colder it gets, the wider the windows are opened by the naughty students, which is cool.

The new building is so bright and shiny that you can't even think about swallowing it, so let's be honest, it's crazy.

It is not a good idea to have a lot of people in your life, but it is a good idea to have a lot of people in your life, and it is not a good idea to have a lot of people in your life.

The teachers' conference reported the scores, a few happy and a few sad, and let "drink medicine", really bitter.

How do you draw a school cartoon? I forgot Rodin's line, "Beauty is in the discovery", so stupid.

Tonight to go to the "complaint", nine advantages of a hope, the art of conversation, really great.

Students can't read a foreign language, teachers can't read his computer book, half a catty, really funny.

The principal's heart is loaded with teachers, teachers' hearts are loaded with students, "love all over the world", true love.

Principal out only three days, teachers are like students away from the class teacher, all over the body, really cool.

Who said that the new official three fire, the principal of the past few years have not been less "fire", beacon, really prosperous.

The music teacher is quite confused, the students are more than I "will" sing. I'm not sure if I can do it, but I'm sure it's a good idea.

The better the class, the more energized it is, the more annoyed it is, and the more it doesn't end, the slower it is.

1Celebrating the National Day, the young men and women were smiling, and the principal himself came to participate in the event - adding to the chaos!

2At the party, the teachers and students are having fun, and whoever wants to mention homework here - get lost!

3There are so many clothes now, and the teachers are so fashionable, wearing suspenders and jeans - silly!

4The exam room is really serious, looking left and right for help, the supervisor came over - caught!

5It's not easy to take a vacation, but I'm looking forward to a break, so I'm going to take a break and play!

6The cleaning is really active, and cleaning the windows and sweeping the floor, who want to throw things - beat you!

7Today's homework is really a lot, there is language and English, the math teacher came in again - fainted!

8Now the students are no good, and bold and rude, and meet the beauty of the loud call - love you!

9Summer classroom without air conditioning, mosquitoes pro-bugs bite, if you do not install air conditioning - pull down!

Walking into the South University Park, the sister greeted her and asked her what she was doing, paying money.

Walked to the dormitory building, not into the first probe, you went wrong, right, owe a beating.

The school nurse is really good, not angry, not annoyed, not sick how to do, find.

Then the account, that have to go around, the photo is good, no head.

Then you have to take out an insurance policy, and you have little money in your pocket, so you don't want to get into trouble.

After everything is done, hot and sweaty, how to take a shower, time.

The cafeteria has more varieties, the environment is also good, the food money is really cheap, nonsense!

Every night at eleven o'clock, the dormitory is not powered, can not sleep what to do? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!

Contacts to find, must be very bad, no money how to do? Run away!

Coming to the gym, it's really well-equipped, but how's the game going? It sucks!

The student union is recruiting, everyone wants to get in, what should we do if we can't get in? The first thing you need to do is to get in touch with your family!

It's time to go to the Drum Tower, but it's too far to take the bus. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!

There are a lot of couples at NTU, and they are very affectionate, but what about the singles? I'm not sure what I'm going to do about it!

At the commencement ceremony, the alumni came to give speeches, how is the school song? The first time I've seen it, I've seen it, and I've seen it!

The freshman debate was a good one, but what was it about? What's the point?

Football game, sophomore year was great, how was freshman year? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!

Pukou is really busy, the clubs are recruiting, in the end into what, the heart association!

Campus scenery is beautiful, life is really tired, depressed what to do? The first thing you need to do is to ask for advice!

We're here for the general meeting, how's it going? I'm not going to be able to do that!

A: "Is it ugly to be a girl at Peking University?

Let's take a campus survey and hear how the boys feel."

Thirty percent of the boys nodded; "Ugly!"

Thirty percent of boys shake their heads; "Can't look at it!"

Thirty percent of the boys bristled, "That's not ugly what's ugly!"

10% of the boys waved their hands, "I have to go! My girlfriend will get beaten up if she hears about this."

B: "Although the girls at Peking University are ugly, they don't seem to be worried about it. The school enrolls students every year,

and has its own ugly ones in the back."

C: "Peking University, ugly girls are unlimited. Every year a batch of them leave, and every year a piece of them come.

I can't bear to look around the campus for fear of abusing my eyes.

But with a beautiful woman by your side, you won't have to worry about passing your exams."

Ding: "Peking University girls ugly or not, this topic to be investigated.

Our school this condition, can only be hard and struggle.

No matter what, the first girlfriend to get it.

Holding hands, talking to each other, walking together in class and out of class.

After the four years are up, I don't care if she's ugly or not."

A, B, C: "Master!"

1 ＼-- Campus Sanshoujian

Spring has come in another year, the hall on the second floor is so lively, the teachers are having a party, it's so nice.

First of all, I'd like to praise our leaders, who have taken turns in the winds of SARS, and have been able to command and drive away the winds of SARS.

School development in the heart, education and teaching innovation, pioneering and enterprising, first.

Safety education is always talked about, family planning every day, the implementation of good, really boast.

The new year has a new atmosphere, the principal of the school is a role model in every aspect, and it is great to be the first to take the lead.

The teacher is highly educated, he can't be asked a thousand times, as long as he learns, he really teaches.

The teacher is dedicated to teaching and learning, and he puts aside personal gains and losses to watch the moon.

Sending away one class after another, the black hair gradually less white happened, life is like a dream, true spirit.

Flowers on Teacher's Day, and gifts on Christmas Day, the fragrance of peaches and plums, really sweet.

The principal's heart is loaded with teachers, the teachers have students in their hearts, the campus is full of love, true love.

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2

1, the four of us to perform if it is funny you put the applause

If the irony of which one Don't cry

2, Lanzhou University, top of the line in the Northwest five provinces of the race Tsinghua

Laowai to what we evaluate Very good

3, Yucheng Campus is very good

This is the first time in the world that the Chinese have been in the world. 3, Yuzhong campus is really spacious, tree-lined building rows

The teaching building to stroll around open

4, campus accommodation is really good star hotel than

Toilet phone and TV and the network

5, supermarket apples are sweet and crispy, but the price is a little bit expensive

Checking out the bill to line up a long line is really tiring

6, campus hospital is a bit The hospital on campus is a bit small, and the service attitude is not very good

There are not many kinds of drugs, and it's best not to be sick

7, the main part of the University of Lanzhou to turn around in pairs is really common

The shade of the tree slipped under the corner of the shi...

Don't look at it! Don't look

8, the campus is really few girls, beautiful is even more difficult to find

And not tall, she is good!

9, girls to go to the cafeteria is really tired long distance shoes waste

every time you eat to run legs lose weight

10, the headquarters of the snacks can be seen everywhere, all kinds of flavors to eat all the time

What you never get tired of eating Beef Noodles

11, anti-burglary iron gate to guard your dormitory is really safe

You want to go in by yourself, but also difficult to get in the key is always broken

12, Li Yang Yang, a woman who has been in the dormitory since the beginning of the year, the key is always broken.

12. Li Yang came to our school, and his crazy English is really popular

The talented people who are not afraid of being shy are screaming

13. Every day, we must get up early and run the drill in the dark

Only to see that there is no one next to us, and then we fell down

14. Some of our classmates are really good and go to the class before the day is over

The papers have been spread out on a number of tables and they take up the seats

15.

This is the first time I've been to a university in the United States, and it's been a long time since I've been to a university in the United States, so I'm not sure if it's a good idea for me to go to a university in the United States, What we say is not quite right and it also offends people

Now we have to make preparations to retreat

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3 ＼ ＼ Campus Sanshoujian at the New Year's Day Celebration

At this year's New Year's Day Celebration we performed a campus sanshoujian, which a lot of students didn't see. The words of the song are here for you to enjoy at home.

Campus Sansho

The drums and gongs are beating up

The spirits are high as we walk on the stage

What to do if we are missing one person?

-I'll do it (runs up the side of the stage)!

Let's say a few words,

The big things and the little things are all over the place,

When it comes to you, don't yell,

-Pay the money!

There are a lot of exams in the micro-conference department,

The exams have made everyone shiver,

Why is this?

-Not telling!

There are a lot of cell phones in the Foreign Affairs Center,

All the way to Call,

Take it out if you have something to do,

--Contact!

There are a lot of beautiful women in the Department of Variety Arts,

You can only look at them, but you can't touch them.

What can you do if you want to get close to them?

--Dating!

There are a lot of notices on teaching and learning management,

Teaching management is brave to explore,

Students are afraid to come in,

--Fear of criticism!

Basic Department, remarkable,

Director of more than take the first,

To ask what is this director?

-The old class!

The general staff is not afraid of hard work,

The body is covered with mud and soil,

Everyone is a great guy,

--Nonsense

The experimental department handsome guy is really great,

Multi-purpose is loved,

After the work home,

The work is done,

The work is done,

The work is done.

- Stir fry!

It's great to work in the general department,

The principal's car is always available,

Sometimes we can take a taxi,

-at our own expense

Teaching is not a free-for-all,

They are hard-working, and don't gossip,

They are not in compliance with the university's regulations,

They are shot.

--Shooting

High auxiliary teachers are highly motivated,

The heavy burden of further education on the shoulders,

Drudgery and practical work plus skillful work,

...... have a trick!

Engineering schools are happy,

More good news is not too much,

Next year's work exceeds this year,

-insurance!

Today we welcome the New Year,

The principal invites us to eat in a restaurant,

Wuliangye Liquid Maotai, drink whatever you want,

--Bullshit!

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4 ＼

Classic:Freshmen entering the campus (Sanjiu)

Walking into the Nanda Park, the elder sister greeted her and asked her what she was doing, handing over money.

Walking to the dormitory building, before entering the first probe, you went wrong, right, owe a beating.

The school nurse is really good, not angry, not annoyed, not sick how to do, find.

Then the account, that have to go around, the photo is good, no head.

Then you have to take out the insurance policy, and you have little money in your pocket.

After everything is done, hot and sweaty, how to take a shower, time.

The cafeteria has more varieties, the environment is also good, the food money is really cheap, nonsense!

Every night at eleven o'clock, the dormitory is not powered, can not sleep what to do? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!

Contacts to find, must be very bad, no money how to do? Run away!

Coming to the gym, it's really well-equipped, but how's the game going? It sucks!

The student union is recruiting, everyone wants to get in, what should we do if we can't get in? The first thing you need to do is to get in touch with your family!

It's time to go to the Drum Tower, but it's too far to take the bus. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that!

There are a lot of couples at NTU, and they are very affectionate, but what about the singles? I'm not sure what I'm going to do about it!

At the commencement ceremony, the alumni came to give speeches, how is the school song? The first time I've seen it, I've seen it, and I've seen it!

The freshman debate was a good one, but what was it about? What's the point?

Football game, sophomore year was great, how was freshman year? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that!

Pukou is really busy, the clubs are recruiting, in the end into what, the heart association!

Campus scenery is beautiful, life is really tired, depressed what to do? The first thing you need to do is to ask for advice!

We're here for the general meeting, how's it going? I'm not going to be able to do that!

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5＼

Studying is hard

Parents buy supplements every day

Finally, I've got to finish my exams

- That's all I can do

No wonder my brother can't learn

The right brain should be the left brain

The left and right are a million times more different

---It's my own fault

I couldn't learn it either

The night sweats and insomnia are even worse

The daytime is spent chanting two words

The daytime is spent chanting two words

The daytime is spent chanting two words

--- sleep

It's a good thing you have experience

It's rare that I can write a three-paragraph essay

Can you teach me a thing or two

--- whatever

-- --I don't care

You're here to ask for advice

You're still talking the talk

We don't look at the advertisements, we look at the

-Effects of the treatment

I've heard that you're a good man.

Learning is like eating bean sprouts

Speed reading and memorizing is faster than Liu Xiang

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Learning is not so mysterious

But reading, writing, counting and memorizing

Activating the right brain to learn

This is the best way to learn. ----- Counting farts

Say you're fat and you gasp

Wouldn't you have told me earlier

Learn and I'll be able to

----- Lazy

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6 party is only halfway here

We four stand on the stage

There is a pot without drums Sanjuan

To add to the chaos!

You and I are from the five lakes

Don't use force if there's a conflict

It's not easy to meet today

Harmony!

We usually have a long class

After class homework is a worry for everyone

The exam room is weak

Re-take it!

The enemy fell down in one big fling

Men and women play bubbles in a room

What to do if you don't feel good

All night long!

The first time we met, we hugged each other

The second time we met, we talked to each other

What to do if you're tired of the aesthetic

Break up!

There's a long line for a meal

The oil, salt, soy and vinegar don't taste right

There's a lot of bad food and too little meat

It's not affordable!

Congress has a bullish reputation

I actually feel ashamed

What about future employment

Worried!

There are a lot of things we don't know

There are little things we can't tell our teachers

I don't know anything

What should I do?

There are many brothers and sisters in front of me

Kindred spirits!

The golden eleven is coming

Look who's planning for the second

Traveling to imitate friends and visiting relatives

All of them!

It's hard to find a job now

It's too hard to make money

We'll be better off in the future if we learn more

We'll be better off in the future!

There are more programs tonight

Let's not ramble too much

Wish you all a good time

Retreat!!!!

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Suggest that you go to the secretary of the general branch of your department (teacher) to find out what can be referred to, not the secretary of the branch of your class Oh ~,.... I believe that a lot of material can be used.

Here is another website, which are all three sentences, you refer to it, remember to make changes Oh ~ ~ ~

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Lastly, I wish you a successful performance!