20 Authentic House Rules for Adults

You're not Superman, but you have to be super-tolerant.

2. The kids are everything to us, and the wife's interests come before "everything".

3. Your wife is always right and you are always wrong, unless we agree.

4. Before I buy clothes, your evaluation must be realistic; after I buy clothes, your point of view must be consistent with the business.

5. Brothers are like hands and feet, remember you are an only child; wives are like clothes, so you don't always think of new clothes.

6. Wealth is not something I save, but something you create day and night. So the more I spend, the more you prove that you can do it.

7. Your splendor comes from my style, so don't think I buy clothes too often.

8. It's too unprofitable for a man to go home as soon as he gets off work; it's too inconsiderate for a man not to go home after work. So you should buy tomorrow's groceries after work, pay last month's utility bills and phone bills, then pick up your child from kindergarten and walk home with him in your arms, and tell him stories along the way.

9. To love our neighbors, but not to fall in love with our female neighbors.

10. No personal money is allowed until the mortgage is paid off; after the mortgage is paid off we have to buy a second home.

11. Don't do the dishes when you're in a bad mood; it's not too late to do them when you're in a good mood.

12. In your wallet the most conspicuous position must be put on the picture of my angry eyes, must be opened as soon as you can see.

13. When I make a mistake, remember that I am not God after all; when we have an argument, remember that you are not God after all.

14. Be careful to keep your clothes neat and tidy, because people think I wash your clothes.

15.You have to work hard and perform very well, so well that your male coworkers will admire you and admire you; and your female coworkers will be jealous and jealous of me.

16. When the family needs to entertain guests, you have to cooperate with me in the kitchen; you are responsible for washing and cooking, and I am responsible for serving.

17. Remember: women have to be kind to themselves; men have to be hard on themselves.

18. When I and the child irritated, not allowed to coax the child, this will spoil him; to coax me, so that is to care for me.

19. In QQ, you must specify that you are married.

20. In order to fully realize the principle of equality between men and women and also the principle of division of labor, at home we can take charge of the remote control, you are responsible for the air-conditioning remote control, I am responsible for the TV remote control.

21. Every day before going to bed to pay attention to check the doors and windows, electrical appliances, cover the child's quilt, pay attention to not wake me up.

22. These rules will be implemented from the date of marriage, and any other inconsistencies with these rules will be subject to these rules. I am the one who has the right to interpret this rule.

(For wives)