Interesting phrases in kindergarten

Kindergarten nursery rhymes are as follows:

1. After the story, the teacher asked Tong Tong "How much do you love me"? Tong Tong said I love you very much! So how much love is it? Tong Tong can't explain, so I will give you my heart!

2. In the afternoon, when washing face and wearing perfume, Yang Yang put his hand very low. The teacher said, "Yang Yang, put your hands up high!" Yang Yang said helplessly: "My hands are short!"

Yuanyuan is drinking juice, and then a person says that Yuanyuan's juice looks delicious. Can you give me a sip? Yuanyuan answered seriously: No, you can buy another cup, I have already drunk it!

After the outdoor activities, I said, "Dear, come and line up with Miss Wang." So Han Jie immediately ran over and took my hand, and Liu Xuanya immediately rushed over and hugged my leg. Han Jie hurriedly said to Lu Xuanya: "This is my teacher, you are not allowed to hug!"

Today, my mother took Tao Tao to get a haircut. After coming back, my mother went to cook. After coming out of the kitchen, I found that Tao Tao had cut all the bonsai at home. Mother asked angrily why, and Tao Tao said confidently, "I got a haircut, and Xiaoshu needs a haircut. It's so cool!" "

6. It's time for dinner. I will pay attention to the precautions when cooking for my children. At this time, a scream attracted everyone: "teacher, there is a little hedgehog in my bowl!" " "Hedgehog? It's not true, is it? The teacher took a closer look. It was a complete octagon!

7. Teacher: Please talk about your favorite things. Child: What I like can't be expressed in words.

8. Xiaoming: "Dad, someone stole your car." His father: "Did you see the car thief clearly?" Xiao Ming: "I didn't see it clearly, but I remembered the license plate number."

9. Child: "Teacher, Lily played with her toys for me just now." Teacher: "Li Qiang imitates. Did you say thank you? " Child: "Yes, but it's useless." Teacher: "Why?" Child: "Lily said you're welcome."

10、? After the story, the teacher asked Tong Tong "How much do you love me?"? Tong Tong said I love you very much! So how much love is it? Tong Tong can't explain, so I will give you my heart!

1 1. It's time to eat. Give the children a good meal, and I will check the precautions for eating. At this time, a scream attracted everyone: "teacher, there is a little hedgehog in my bowl!" " "Hedgehog? It's not true, is it? The teacher took a closer look. It was a complete octagon!

12, mom said: Baby, don't move. There is a spider on your head. I'll help you get rid of it. The baby playing the game replied, "Why is there a pig on my head? It's huge. How did you get up? " ?

13, the baby and dad went to Xiamen to play, dug crabs at the seaside, but the crabs didn't dig, and dug a big pit. When he left, Fufaqiao Baby asked his father to carry the dug pit home. His father said he was crying.

14, MengMeng is a tiger and often pretends to be a big tiger. In order to persuade MengMeng to eat, his mother said: You are just a little tiger now. You can really become a big tiger when you eat well and grow up! Hearing this, MengMeng asked, Mom, you are a dog now, so will you be an old dog when you get old?

15, the baby stood by the mirror and twisted around with his eyes closed. I think it's strange. I went up to her and asked her, What are you doing? She said, I'm looking in the mirror! I said, then why did you close your eyes? She said loudly, I'm watching me sleep!