What are the stories of homophones

The stories of homophones are:

Story 1: Once upon a time, there was a hakama boy, who was lazy and didn't study well since he was young. When he grew up, he often made jokes by writing wrong words.

One day his wife said she wanted to eat a loquat. He took out a piece of paper from the table and wrote a few words on it. When he finished writing, he asked his servant to go and buy loquats. His wife took the paper and looked at it, puffed and laughed. It turned out that what was written on it was "buy five pounds of pipa".

Two of the five words were written incorrectly, and the word "loquat" was mistakenly written as "pipa".

When his wife read it, she wrote a limerick on the back: "The loquat is not the pipa, and it is only because of the poor literacy. If the pipa could bear fruit, the city would be full of pipa drums and flowers. The fop was so embarrassed by his wife's poem that he turned red in the face.

Story 2: The Class Flower and the Moving Flower. One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said: "Come to two people, I want the class flower".

Students heard, think it's very funny, especially the boys, performance is very positive, after a lot of trouble, finally elected two very beautiful girls, and then the teacher waved his hand: go, and I went to the office of the Registrar to move flowers.

Definition of Homophone

A word in modern Chinese that is phonetically the same but has a different meaning and no connection between the meanings.