What major events happened every day from January 19 to February 7, 2009?

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Ten major events will happen in 2009. What major events are they?

Please listen to my detailed explanation.

The first big thing: The 2009 Oscar winner will be won by a Chinese.

This Chinese movie star comes from a Chinese government department, with a level no lower than the provincial or ministerial level, or even higher.

The second major event: The 2009 Nobel Prize in Chemistry will be won by a Japanese.

The Japanese made an outstanding contribution to the lives and health of people in mainland China by inventing a cheap and simple test stick that can be used to detect toxic substances widely present in Chinese food.

The Japanese won the Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

The test stick he invented became the only Japanese product that every angry anti-Japanese youth did not boycott.

The third major event: China has set off an immigration frenzy, and almost all Chinese with a net worth of more than 10 million yuan have immigrated.

Since Canada has the largest number of Chinese immigrants in the Commonwealth of Nations, in the 2009 Canadian Prime Minister election, Lai Changxing, a Chinese resident in Canada known as Lei Feng, was deeply affected by his persistence in China to sell oil bought at high prices from abroad to low prices.

The glorious deeds of the Chinese people, who were harmed by high oil prices, were enthusiastically supported by Chinese immigrants. With the strong support of Chinese immigrants, he won the Canadian election and became the first Chinese Prime Minister in Canadian history.

The Chinese government expresses regret for this.

The fourth major event: The "urban-rural dual system" known as the most vicious in history has achieved a shocking reversal.

Since the food crisis broke out in China in 2008, urban residents who had long been unable to bear the consequences of environmental pollution have moved to rural areas.

"Settling in the countryside and returning to the green" has become the biggest dream in the hearts of Chinese who have not immigrated. As a result, rural security problems are getting worse day by day. Patrol teams composed of militiamen and unemployed youths can be seen everywhere on China's rural trails. They are mainly responsible for checking rural temporary residence permits for urban residents.

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All city residents felt their feelings were hurt because they all believed they were being discriminated against.

The fifth major event: Real estate continues to be depressed and can no longer play the role of the backbone of the national economy.

Instead, there is an immigration economy, and most people who were originally engaged in real estate agency have switched to immigration agency.

It is conservatively estimated that the output value created by the immigrant economy accounts for more than 50% of mainland China's total GDP.

The sixth major event: The monopoly pattern of China's newspaper industry was formed. "Southern Metropolis Daily" and "Beijing Youth Daily" divided the river and became newspaper giants in which the north and the south were at odds with each other.

The two were renamed one after another, the former was renamed "The South is All Retribution", and the latter was renamed "The North is All Harmful".

The seventh major event: CCTV has fallen into an unprecedented crisis of trust. Apart from financial allocations, it has no other income. In order to accommodate CCTV’s bloated staff.

CCTV decided to merge all channels into one channel, specializing in advertisements for medical guides for venereal diseases and skin diseases.

Despite this, it was still difficult to make ends meet.

The eighth major event: In order to reverse the passive situation caused by the food safety crisis to the government, the State Council decided to follow the example of the exchange of chief officers of the eight military regions: starting from January 1, 2009, the entire staff of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television and the General Administration of Quality Supervision, Inspection and Quarantine will be exchanged.

By the second half of 2009, many Chinese cartoons were exported to Japan, and the food safety crisis was effectively improved.

The ninth major event: Compared with 2008, in 2009, there were few news about POLICE beating people to death in the news media. On the contrary, news about POLICE being beaten to death frequently appeared in the newspapers.

The reason is not that POLECE has been effectively restrained, but that the urban management has become more aggressive and floods have washed away the Dragon King Temple.

The tenth major event: In 2009, Hanfu became the most popular commodity in the funeral industry, replacing traditional shrouds.

Inspired by the "2008 Slapping Incident of Yan Chongnian", the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences established the "Slap Economic Research Institute" to specialize in research on the slap economy.

Chinese experts have been slapped repeatedly, and the economic benefits brought by this are extremely significant.

In 2009, the output value brought by the slap economy has exceeded that of the manufacturing industry. Chinese experts have been collectively speechless since then, and the people's ability to correctly judge things has been significantly improved.