There is a cross talk after that, even people with rosacea are forbidden to go out. Which paragraph is it?

change course

(Crosstalk)

The predecessor of "Changing careers" is the traditional cross talk "Eight Great Changes", written by Zhong. "Eight major career changes" has been continuously processed by crosstalk performers, and the opera and quyi artists in the works have been forced to change careers and engage in multiple industries. For example, Peking Opera actors Jin Xiushan and He Guishan sell wonton and watermelon; Old actors Liu Hongsheng and Sun Juxian sell steamed bread, bean juice and hard noodles; Wusheng actors Li Jirui and Rui Debao sell parcels and pull rickshaws; Tsing Yi actor Chen Delin sells flowers and cordate telosma; Lao Dan actor Gong Yunfu sells vegetables; Lotus drop actor grabs steamed buns and sells cut cakes, while old actor Xiaoxiang (female) sells sour plum soup; The Pingju actress Bai (female) has poor sewing; Liu Baoquan, an actor of Jingyun Drum, sells glutinous rice porridge. ]

Artists are different now.

B yes! In the past, many artists could not read, but now culture is popular, and almost all artists are literate.

A In the past, artists could create too little, so most artists could perform, and few artists became writers.

B not now. Wow.

A yes?

Who is this?

Me.

Aren't you an actor?

I am not only an actor, but also a writer.

Oh, you're a writer?

You didn't pay much attention. I was just sitting at home!

Oh! This is called a writer? You must be able to create!

A Yes, I can write something, too. Not only I can write now, but also most artists can write. Conditions are good, artists' political culture has improved, and their lives have improved, which is different from the past. In the past, an artist had to travel to several venues and was busy all day. When he goes home, he can buy two Bai Shu.

B business is too bad.

A Business is good. The venues are full.

B that should make more money!

I don't buy tickets on the net. Shake your head.

What do you mean by shaking your head?

A ticket inspector went down to check the ticket: "Sir, check the ticket!" " ""hmm. " (shaking his head)

What does this mean?

A it's over! That means no, I won't buy a ticket.

Oh! Don't even talk.

It's better if he doesn't talk, but it's even worse for you if he does.

B what?

At first glance: "Sir, check the ticket!" "Ah! This is all brought by me. "

Oh! Don't even buy tickets?

How unlucky you say artists are! Although our generation of artists have suffered a lot, the day we are looking forward to has finally arrived. Since liberation, artists have also turned over, and the days after that are getting better every day.

B is real.

A: Only our predecessors were wronged!

B yes.

A: They suffered all their lives, but one day they didn't catch up with the good times and died. At that time, famous artists had to enter the palace as royal servants.

B is for the emperor.

Emperor Jia is older than anyone else, and speaking is a will. Everyone cares.

B Yes, Emperor.

He is the ruler. I want to catch up with him after singing, and I want to eat snacks. I have to give thanks, knock nine heads and eat a piece of mung bean cake.

B: Why aren't you happy to catch up with him?

A may have sent you away!

From b?

A man sent to the frontier.

What crime did b commit?

A unreasonable! Autocracy!

What's this called?

A: Don't talk about royalty. You must be very careful when you sing for ordinary dignitaries, nobles and officials. I have to ask you what words to avoid here before entering the door.

B taboo words?

Answer! Like what to kill, die, die, forget it. There is a "Battle of Changsha" on the drum, so it has to be renamed as "Huang Guan versus Knife".

The Battle of Changsha doesn't even say the word "sand"?

Answer: If you say a wrong word, you will be caught soon!

What about crosstalk performers?

A: It's very difficult. I dare not say anything. I am very careful when I play.

Wow!

A: "We have cross talk, so we have to work hard."

B: Yes!

The phrase "whoever doesn't work hard is a puppy."

B that's true.

A is broken and the master is angry.

B what? That's true!

His nickname is "dog"!

Who knows?

Artist a has bad luck. That's not to mention, artists usually don't have enough to eat, and they starve to death after a short rest!

B why did it stop working?

A to catch up with the anniversary of the emperor's fasting, or the emperor leaves the altar, you have to stop work. He doesn't care if you have food.

At that time, the poor were helpless.

A: It was the worst year for artists.

What year?

In the thirty-fourth year of Guangxu, the emperor died.

B is dead, so be it.

Well, if you said that in those days, you were guilty of cheating the monarch.

B what does it say?

Answer: You have to say that the emperor is dead!

What do you mean dead?

A is dead ... probably just driving out and killing him!

B wrong? It may be a good adjective.

Answer, that's right.

What does the death of Emperor B have to do with artists?

A national costume. Wow.

B Oh, breaking national filial piety?

No one is allowed to see the red, and everyone must mourn. Men are not allowed to shave their heads, women are not allowed to wear red clothes, and red powder is not allowed. Even the headband should be changed to blue.

B what's that for?

A expresses condolences.

Wow!

At that time, even vegetable sellers were restricted.

What are the restrictions on vegetable sellers?

A sells rapeseed, cabbage, lentils and cucumbers; It is not good to sell carrots.

What does that matter?

Red things are not allowed to be seen.

B that's naturally long.

You can sell it if you want. You must make a blue sleeve to cover it.

Wow!

A: In those days, if you ate Chili, you would get green.

Where is the red one?

A I can't tell. Whoever grows peppers looks red, so pick them quickly.

Why don't you sell it?

A not enough money! Let's just say that you couldn't even get out with a nose full of distiller's grains and a red face.

He was in charge of B's growing up that day?

Ah, my uncle has a distiller's grains nose. He's out shopping. He is monitoring the street. Bang! Just give a whip: "What's the matter with you?"

B what happened after hitting someone?

"I'm fine ..." "Don't you know the national costume?" "I know, I didn't shave my head." "I didn't ask you this. What happened to your nose? " "The nose is red, it grows in the sky, not me." "You can't go out in this color." "No way! No one in our family buys anything! " "If you want to come out, dye your nose blue!"

B dye your nose?

A: how do you dye it? I'm afraid to go out when I'm blue.

B what?

A has become dalton! If you go out and meet Huang Tianba, you must fight!

Then sing "comic books"!

Many famous artists have changed their careers.

B who changed careers?

Mr Liu Baoquan, who sings drums, sings very well!

B yes.

At that time, entertainment was forbidden, and there was nothing he could do. He changed careers.

Why did he go?

A went to sell porridge

B selling porridge?

Japonica rice porridge, with some pancakes, candied fruit, sesame seeds and twist.

B selling porridge is good enough to shout.

A shouted that he couldn't, but he could sing drums. Wow, he looked at what he was selling and made up a set of rhyming words. Such shouting is exactly the same as drumming.

B You have to have a drum to sing a big drum!

He used a porridge pot as a drum.

Casseroles are drums. And drums and arrows!

A use porridge spoon as drum arrow.

B board?

A use a set of baked wheat cakes as a board.

B hey! What a good deal!

A (Learn Three Strings to Pass the Door) (Singing) "The baked sesame seed cake in the hanging furnace is flat and round, the fried twist is crisp and sweet, and glutinous rice porridge sells a bowl for a penny. You always look at the size of pancakes. I don't want to make money in three days. My name is Liu Baoquan. " Winter ... Hua!

What's the matter?

A casserole is broken!

B Otherwise, amateurs can't do anything.

A year ago, it was too crowded here.

That's why I changed careers.

A an old gentleman who can not only play drums, but also sing Beijing opera.

B who are you?

A sings XXX in Lao Dan, and how well Lao Dan sings! There was no food in those days, so change careers.

What did b do?

A sells vegetables.

Selling vegetables is not easy.

A: Yes, the boss said, it takes strength: picking two or three hundred Jin of vegetables at a time will arouse your spirit. Not only the human spirit, but also food.

The spirit of b food?

An expert sells vegetables from the market, washes the soil with water, and then sells them in the street.

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A: You should be good at shouting. The vegetable vendor in Beijing is good at shouting. Shouted out more than a dozen dishes in one breath: (learn to sell) "coriander, spicy pepper, ditch onion, tender celery, lentils, eggplant, cucumber, wax gourd, eggplant, carrots, and tender buds of Toona sinensis. Garlic is good for leeks!"

Wow! This big set.

A: This is an expert. Boss x is an amateur. He got up in the morning, went to the market to order some vegetables, and walked down the street with a burden. (Learn from Lao Dan's catwalk)

B Why did you leave like this?

I am used to walking on the nailing platform. I haven't opened it for a long time.

B what's that about?

The family doesn't know who he sent it to.

B: That's right! The vegetable seller can't do it without shouting.

A later thought, I can't do it without shouting. He looked at the dishes he sold, made up a few words, rhymed with them and shouted "Alas!" Taiwan Province Taiwan Province Taiwan Province Taiwan Province Taiwan Province Taiwan Province (Xiao Gong [Feng nods]).

B hey! The vegetable seller hit that guy!

A (singing [Huang Er Class 3]) "Coriander, celery, pepper, eggplant, lentils and tender garlic seedlings, which one of you wants a big cucumber and two for a copper coin."

B This vegetable seller is really fresh.

With such a shout, there is really a buyer coming out.

B.

An old lady came out. "Come and buy two cucumbers."

B Well, it's really open.

An old lady in Beijing has difficulty in buying cucumbers.

B what?

A picked up the cucumber and pinched a piece to taste.

What's the matter?

A is not sweet, she doesn't want it. The boss thought, how much can I earn by selling two cucumbers?

B Then sell it, too.

Sell it. Let go of the shoulder pole and touch your shoulder. It hurts! He thought of the title of After Meeting: "Alas! Bitter wow! " Hearing this, the old lady said, "Oh! Cucumber is bitter, don't?

B isn't this bad luck?

A layman, or how to say it. Another singer changed careers.

B who are you?

A ×××, that painted face sings well!

B good.

A didn't have food, so she changed careers.

What did he sell?

A selling watermelons.

B that's not easy either!

Answer yes! Experts must have trolleys to sell watermelons. Find a wall with wooden boards, cover it with blue cloth, put the watermelon on the grass circle, and choose the best one to cut and put it. The watermelon cutter is more than a foot long and two inches wide. Cut all the watermelons in half, put half your forehead on it, change half into four pieces, pick them up and cut them into five small pieces.

B that's a skill.

When cutting nails, soak the knife in cold water.

Yes, don't scrape off the pulp.

A watermelon is put there for people to see. It's big and tall.

B beautiful.

A blew a fly with a fan and shouted good.

B you learn!

A (learning to sell) "Call me, make trouble, kill your sweet mouth, two big ones. Call it, make a taste. "

B Hey, good call.

A XXX is a layman.

B yes.

A bought eight watermelons at the door, moved the ceiling out of the house and posted a list.

Where is the watermelon knife?

No, take the kitchen knife at home.

B it's not good to cut it off

There are big and small nails. People sell a watermelon before selling it.

B yes.

He killed eight of them together.

Did b kill them all?

A watermelon is full of piles. You should fly with a fan!

B yes!

A: He isn't. He stood on the shelf wiping his knife. People in the aisle dare not cross.

B it's horrible.

A got a fright when he got there: "Hey! Second brother! Look! Who will the watermelon seller fight with? Let's walk around. " The little one dodged, and the big one muttered in the distance, "Who is he with?"

B I don't know.

"No one in front of him? It may have come in through that door. "

B guess!

The more people, the more people. As soon as he thought about it, all these people liked my singing, so I gave them a few words.

B bad face?

A is the word for selling watermelon. A challenge: "Hum …" The man said, "Let's go back."

How did he sing?

A (learning [Xipi Shake Plate]) "My watermelon candy is really crispy mortar. Don't tell a lie at a time. If you don't believe me, please try. " (white) "You eat ..." Who dares to come over!

(Hou finishing)