Degang Guo's lines for selling tickets

Guo: Dear classmates, pay tribute to my parents. Many people came, and I was very happy.

Y: I am very happy.

Guo: I think you look beautiful.

Yes

Guo: Some people know us, while others don't.

Y: Well, some are ripe and some are not.

Guo: I am an unknown crosstalk performer in China.

Y: hehe. This is self-introduction.

Guo: I'm ashamed. I have worked for more than 20 years, not a wrist, not a horn, not an artist.

Y: ah.

Guo: Nobody knows me except my relatives.

Yes

Guo: I'm ashamed. Leave it in Wangfujing. Q, do you know me? Turn and leave.

Y: no

Guo: Do you know me? Hey, hey, okay, I took a taxi.

Y: It runs quite fast.

Guo: Look at others.

Y: who is it?

Guo: Teacher Yu Qian.

Y: Oh, me?

Guo: It's amazing.

Y: Well, nothing …

Guo: You speak crosstalk well, and you are also involved in film and television.

Y: I have made several movies.

Guo: I have made movies.

Y: ah.

Guo: I have done advertisements.

Y: oh.

Guo: I have made TV series.

Yes

Guo: I took a picture of Hanako. (Flower patting: refers to the act of abducting and selling children)

Y: I'm still abducting children. Me?

Guo: Huh? what's up

Yu: Pat Hanako, me!

Guo: Shoot. Take pictures, pictorial. In the pictorial, you are standing there in a cheongsam.

Y: what's wrong with me? I wear cheongsam!

Guo: Just like the one in Shanghai in the 1920s and 1930s, with a cigarette in his mouth.

Y: Then I can't wear cheongsam either!

Guo: This is a big project. Will soon become the image spokesperson of Beijing Sanpingzi. (Sanpingzi: refers to agricultural tricycle)

Y: What a big project it is!

Guo: There should be photos of Yu Qian in the next three rooms.

Y: not so good!

Guo: How nice! I envy others. The little crosstalk performer can't compare with those with wrists here.

Y: You can't say that.

Guo: Ah, we have kept it here for several years, decades. Buy a broken car and drive it.

Y: oh.

Guo: I've been in this business for a year, so I bought it.

Y: Did you buy a car?

Guo: I bought a monthly ticket.

Y: I'm going by bus, right?

Guo: You can get on any bus. Alas, nobody cares!

Y: Isn't this nonsense? Who cares if you have a monthly pass?

Guo: Awesome! Look at it!

Y: what power!

Guo: Great!

Y: there is no electricity!

Guo: I envy you very much. Please give me your signature.

Y: let's not do this!

Guo: If you sign it, it will be cheaper at present. Sign one.

You do business here, right?

Guo: Hey, it will be expensive to become a big shot in a few days.

Y: no! Don't!

Guo: How nice! To tell you the truth, your cross talk is a bit bad.

Y: How could it be ruined?

Guo: There is much to be done in the world. There are 360 lines in the world, and each line is a champion.

Y: oh.

Guo: It would be even more remarkable if Mr. Yu Qian did not speak cross talk.

Y: What should I do? I don't speak cross talk.

Guo: Because your family is a scholarly family.

Y: Oh, everyone is learned.

Guo: A learned man. Inverted, Ming and Qing dynasties, this is after the official door.

Y: what do you mean, after the official door?

Guo: Huh? Huh? (ear-shaped)

What do you want to hear?

Guo: When I mentioned the official door, they were all happy!

Y: nonsense! You said that the official door is not fast? That's a eunuch, you know?

Guo: That's right.

Y: so you understand?

Guo: Oh, your family is like this.

Y: Your family can do this!

Guo: Is it easy to take pictures? (First photo: license)

Why, do you want one?

Guo: No.

What do you mean?

Guo: Isn't it a good word after the official door?

Y: no good words!

Guo: Official!

Y: Just say you are an official.

Guo: From generation to generation, all the way to your father.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: What's more worth mentioning.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Yu Qian's father, Zhao's father called. ...

Y: wait a minute!

Guo: He was in his twenties. ...

Y: (Stop Guo) Come on! Don't say age! You didn't even say your last name right. What age are you talking about?

Guo: You choose one.

Y: I'll pick an outrageous one!

Guo: You choose! (Optional: 2 sounds)

Y: no!

Guo: If you don't want to come, I'll do the rest.

Y: You have to change your surname, too. What?

Guo: No, you. ...

Y: My dad has to take my last name!

Guo: Oh, yes, yes, yes, for the old man.

Y: hey, that's right!

Guo: It's amazing, doctor.

Y: doctor.

Guo: The famous city of Beijing. I think there are four famous doctors.

Y: yes!

Guo: Just one apprentice.

Yes

Guo: That's his father. There is nothing I don't know about mentioning Beijing to the old man.

Y: right.

Guo: It's very famous.

Y: A is a minor celebrity.

Guo: An old western doctor.

Y: old western doctor?

K: Let's do the math. How many years?

Y: How many years will that be?

Guo: Great, great. Come down from above, your father, line eight.

Y: oh.

Guo: When I was sweeping, I heard that Beijing was the Eighth Master.

Y: Everyone knows that.

Guo: There is nothing I don't know. North China, Northeast China, asking and going, all know.

Y: This area in the north is very famous.

Guo: What a story! What a good story!

Yu: Nonsense, why are the faces of father and son blue?

Guo: The old man was ill, but he put up with it.

Y: Oh, serving patients.

Guo: I have no dutiful son before going to bed for a hundred days. There is no one else at home, only your big brother.

Y: oh.

Guo: Is it easy inside and outside? I changed my medicine.

Y: oh.

Guo: Hey, big brother, you look wrong. You are not as fresh as the old man!

Y: Who wants to die first?

Guo: Ah, what? What are you thinking about?

Y: What are we still discussing? ! What?

Guo: I haven't eaten for three days.

Y: hungry!

Guo: Hurry up, kitchen, you have to eat. You know, people are iron rice steel, and you will be hungry if you don't eat a meal.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Hey, hurry up, I'll watch it for you! Ah!

Y: Oh, there you are.

Guo: Go out for a walk and get something to eat.

Y: great.

Guo: Where are you going? I must take care of it.

Y: yes!

Guo: Isn't it? My brother is gone, and I don't feel very good to see your father here.

Y: I don't feel well.

Guo: I grew up with the old man. I grew up with him.

Y: oh.

Guo: Can I have a taste for him now?

Y: that's right.

Guo: Alas ... (pointing to the old man) You are who you are today.

Y: huh? ! Hey, why are you talking here? What is this? What do you mean, today?

Guo: No, it used to be so strong, big and tall, with big cheeks and big arms.

Y: oh.

Guo: As soon as he walked out of the hutong, everyone was closed.

Y: why?

Guo: Street Clearing, you know.

Y: I have never heard of it!

Guo: I came out and went in. Now, you see, I'm lying here: (imitating) "Oh, oh ..."

Yu: Out of breath.

Guo: Don't talk, old man. Do you still know me? Me, Degang.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: (studying) Ah, Degang ... I know people!

Y: not bad.

Guo: That will do! Do you want some water, old man?

Y: ah.

Guo: (learning) ah, ah ... (refusing)

Y: no water.

Guo: Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat? Ah, ah ... no food.

Y: I can't eat.

Guo: Oh, let me help you sit down for a while, ah, ah. ...

Y: I can't sit up

Guo: Here I am. I ... I must wait on you. What can I get you?

Y: Ask him what he needs.

Guo: (learn) I want to miss (pee) ...

Y: huh? ! Wait a minute!

Guo: I should have died long ago!

Y: damn it! I didn't say that. Do you want a lady at this age?

Guo: Ah, what's the matter? Hey, untie your hand!

Y: cough! What do you say in classical Chinese at this time? !

Guo: I've watched Jin Ping Mei too much.

Y: ok, ok! Don't mention this Jin Ping Mei!

Guo: Come on, I'll watch you pee. (Zhou: Take it, take it)

Y: alas.

Guo: (Learn) Don't touch me, I'm finished peeing!

Yes

Guo: OK, give me a shoe!

Y: If you talk much, you will lose.

Guo: Old man, old man ... Hey, I didn't move. My eyes can be fixed.

Y: yo!

Guo: What's the matter? I have to smell it See if there is any air coming in.

Y: See if there is breath.

Guo: poof! (puts two fingers on the old man's nose) Yes, dead!

Y: Nonsense. Death is death. This!

Guo: I don't know about this. I haven't studied veterinary medicine, let me tell you.

Y: So you dare to do it? !

Guo: It's so noisy ... Oh, it's attracting flies. That's it!

Y: how fast!

Guo: This will attract flies! Come on, run to the kitchen! Looking for your brother

Y: oh.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, my feet just stepped into the threshold. When I saw the back of your big brother ...

Y: what's the matter

Guo: My tears are coming down. There is no such thing as a son!

Y: filial piety!

Guo: Hey, it looks so sad. I couldn't speak for a long time.

Y: really.

Guo: The old man has been ill for so many days, and he has never unbuttoned his clothes and laid down.

Y: I didn't sleep well.

Guo: That's him.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Especially when you are hungry and full, it is harmful to your health.

Y: yes!

Guo: Especially this time, I haven't eaten for three days. Do you think he can eat now? Big fish and big meat, stew an elbow and pot ribs?

Y: then you can't eat it.

Guo: I can't eat! Just cook some noodles, alas, not delicious.

Y: pick it up smoothly.

Guo: Make something wide and something thin.

Y: huh?

Guo: I cooked some spaghetti and pulled out some noodles myself. Cooked some Longxu Noodles.

Y: too much time!

Guo: marinated seeds and thin sesame sauce. Dandan Noodles's seasoning.

Y: oh!

Guo: Fried sauce, shredded pork, sliced meat, sliced meat, sliced meat, minced meat, minced meat. Fried egg sauce, fried yellow sauce, fried sweet noodle sauce!

Y: My brother has no brains. Why?

Guo: There are about forty kinds of dishes.

Y: yes!

Guo: All the red skins have been cut, and garlic is being peeled now!

Y: wow! What a sumptuous meal!

Guo: Hey, cough, cough! Ruthless, right? !

Y: yes!

Guo: Your father is dead!

Y: tell him!

Guo: Hello! Ah ...? Everyone is dead! Alas, alas ... (sad)

Y: cry!

Guo: (crying) It hurts me to death ~! (crying while fishing for noodles from the pot)

Y: ok!

Guo: (Continue to cry, then pick noodles from the pot) Alas. ...

Y: all right, stop pulling!

Guo: (crying) Alas … where is my garlic?

Y: Well, are you still looking for garlic? ! Where else can I eat? !

Guo: I feel distressed when I look at it, and I hate panic, you know.

Y: I just hate it. Then!

Guo: I ate four bowls of noodles.

Y: I didn't eat less.

Guo: I drank two bowls of noodle soup.

Y: hmm!

Guo: Can I say it this time? Hiccup!

Y: here comes the hiccup.

Guo: Wait for me to lie down, lie down, lie down. ...

Y: I'm still lying down for a while Get up!

Guo: I lay down for 20 minutes.

Y: ah.

Guo: Hey, hey, hey, get up.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: What's the matter? Your father is dead. Is it? ! (crying) Ouch ... Why didn't you say so earlier? ...

Y: I tell you, you have completely eaten noodles!

Guo: Come on, let's have a look. It is attracting flies. Let's go

Y: I just attracted flies.

Guo: Come and look at this room. The old man lay there. Your big brother was in tears.

Can you stop crying?

Guo: "Wow …" I cried. I stamped my feet and beat my chest.

Y: oh!

Guo: I cried. As soon as the door opened, the third child returned.

Y: oh, third master.

Guo: You three brothers, he was not at home.

Y: I am on a business trip.

Guo: No way. The performance will be held in other places. An army of Hainan Island went to comfort. Not here.

Y: oh, no

Guo: This third child, this. ...

Y: ok, ok, ok! Don't continue.

Guo: What's the matter?

Y: Your phone call just now was a little biased towards me.

Guo: What's the matter?

Y: Is it more like comfort? !

Guo: No money, it's a comforting performance.

Y: That's called sympathy, you know!

Guo: Oh, what about solatium? Comfort performance, said for several years.

Y: What kind of knowledge is this?

Guo: Comfort ... sympathy for the performance.

Y: I'm sorry for your loss

Guo: No, I can't come back. What about Hainan?

Y: ah.

Guo: Lao San is nearby. The third child is talking business in Baoding.

Yu: Hebei.

Guo: Hey, there's an invention. Talking about the projects there.

Y: what invention?

Guo: Well, he learned a high-tech thing.

Y: oh.

Guo: This is the fire without donkey meat.

Y: Isn't that a plain fire?

Guo: Ah, by the way, you also heard?

Y: Then what do you study? Wow, that's ... who doesn't know this? !

Guo: Hi-tech! High-tech, completely smash the dream of burning donkey meat!

Y: What a mess!

Guo: Change to plain fire! Plain fire.

Y: this has been around for a long time!

Guo: Sign the contract and invite the customer to take a bath. In Baoding, you just soak in the pool.

Y: not enough money!

Guo: Ah, as soon as the mobile phone rang and the phone was answered, the old man collapsed.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: As soon as I threw the phone away, I got out of the pool and got on the Beijing-Shijiazhuang Expressway. Alas ... I'm back!

Y: Did my brother come back naked? ! (Press: It should be my younger brother, but the recording said that my brother made a slip of the tongue. )

Guo: He is wearing slippers.

Y: cough! That won't do!

Guo: Ah, a pair of glasses and a mask are three points.

Y: I have never heard of it! There's nothing in the way! What a pity! You said that's all.

Guo: The two brothers are lying here, crying with the old man in their arms.

Y: ah.

Guo: (crying) Baby, hey. ...

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Guo: (crying and singing) Ah ~

Y: don't sing!

Guo: Cry.

Y: Do old people call them "baby"?

Guo: Why are you crying?

Y: cry for the old man! Cry to my dad!

K: Oh, yes. Cry, cry, cry over, cry over, I have to persuade.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Stop crying, stop crying. Don't cry gentlemen, here's the thing. Now the old man is gone. You two have done your filial piety. Next, how to deal with this matter?

Y: Hey, do something!

K: Yes, several ways. One is a big deal, take money, buy this thing and relieve the pain!

Y: oh.

Guo: There is another simple way to save money.

Y: how?

Guo: Buy two and stick them on your father's feet.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Call two dog in and pull him out.

Y: huh? ! Whose idea was this? What is this?

Guo: Me.

Y: you? !

Guo: I, I didn't say that. I thought about it in my heart.

Do you dare to say? !

Guo: This is a very funny practice!

Y: Are you still joking here?

Guo: I am humorous, you know.

Y: When did you say that? !

Guo: No, your father and I are father and son. Can I miss him?

Y: ah.

Guo: This ... what an interesting thing.

Y: don't be ridiculous!

Guo: I like playing with this. Guess what? Grandpa stood up: I don't want to get rich!

Y: oh.

Guo: It's all spent. Ah, do it for your father.

Y: good.

Guo: Third Master quit: No way. Relieving love means relieving love. What should we do when we finish? Let's spend half and keep half. We still have to pass. The two brothers are choking, and they are going to fight.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: If you die on the ground, you can't fight.

Y: that's right.

Guo: Who advised it? I have to stop it.

Y: please advise.

Guo: I said, two, two! Stop it, stop it. Come on, you lie here, ah, you lie here, come on.

Y: right.

Guo: Stop it! It's parked, don't you know? This is your own father, you know? This is not smelly dog food, you know.

Y: hey? There is no such comparison!

Guo: That's what I mean. I suggest the two of them. Guess what? Stop it. Let's talk it over. Uncle's veins stood out: no discussion, you know, I swear! You have to do as I say. Who will stop me? Hey, I'm a grandson!

Y: Say such cruel things!

Guo: Third Master is bigger than him, and "pa" strikes the table: You are a grandson, but I am not a grandson? Huh? Stop me! I am a grandson!

Y: wow!

Guo: I have to advise you, gentlemen, if you make trouble again, I am my son! Let me tell you something.

Yu: (angry) Go! Is there such an oath? !

Guo: Stop it! We can handle it easily. Don't you have some big five-piece white cloth at home?

Y: hey.

Guo: I took it out and made a mourning dress and hat. It's all done. I'll send a letter to everyone.

Y: hey.

Guo: It's not easy to talk about your father. I have been working hard for my family all my life, even old and weak, and my heart is full of pain. Although I have consulted some famous doctors in Beijing, such as,, Wang, Shi Jinmo (note: Wang Shi was one of the four famous doctors in Beijing during the Republic of China) and Fang Shishan, a western doctor, why did your father's heart stop beating, and his old man went with the wind, driving a crane westward and playing in the western paradise? ...

Y: Hey, my dad's death was really lively.

Guo: As soon as the news of the funeral came out, relatives and friends from all walks of life came to offer their condolences. There are countless wreaths, curtains and elegiac couplets.

Y: oh.

Guo: It says here: Paper turns into a white butterfly, and there it says: Blood and tears turn into red azaleas.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Everyone writes that I can't be idle. Cut a piece of paper, write it down in five big letters and stick it in the middle-

Y: What is this word?

Guo: Laugh at the poor and don't laugh at the prostitutes!

Y: cough! Where are these five words?

Guo: Official script, written official script.

Y: Don't talk about this calligraphy. Nobody wrote this word!

Guo: If not, tear it off and stick it on the gate.

Y: Well, you can't post it anywhere!

Guo: There is one near the gate. I wrote that word!

Y: where?

Guo: There are four characters on the left side of the gate. Heaven has eyes!

Y: (angry) What the hell happened to my father?

Guo: No, what's your name? ...

Y: I'm sorry for the poor report!

Guo: Sorry, sorry, sorry ... Forgive me for being young.

Y: really.

Guo: I called your home and saw that the next day was insisting. I didn't notice.

Y: Your family sends this every day!

Guo: What's your name? I'm sorry the report is not well written.

Y: I'm sorry for the poor report!

Guo: "Sorry to report it." It's all done. Change clothes for the old man. In bed these days, my body is rotten.

Y: that's right.

Guo: My armpits smell of fennel. Ah, wash. Take this off. Wipe, wipe, wash, wash.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The big woodpot is ready. The shelf caught fire and purred. The water is boiling.

Y: ah.

Guo: Who will do the work? I'll do it!

What are you doing?

Guo: Take off a big shirtless shirt and have a big leather bag.

Y: oh.

Guo: Rubber shoes, is the water hot? Is the water hot? (washing)

Y: Why, what is this? What is this?

Guo: It's clean.

Y: it's clean Why are you wearing a water fork?

Guo: It's clean. It's all over me. It's all over me.

Y: hmm!

Guo: Take the iron filings and pour 84 (disinfectant). "Wow, wow ..."

Y: It's still sterilized.

Guo: Clean, dressed and wrapped. The whole diamond sutra quilt, bleached cloth high-water socks.

Y: oh.

Guo: I'm all dressed. The coffin has been set.

Y: oh.

Guo: This is an old object of my early years. It belongs to the millyard in Wanyixiang, a mill outside Qianmen, Beijing. This material is called Jin Sinan!

Y: good stuff!

Guo: Here comes the coffin. I painted it three times, hanging it in Phnom Penh, with a blessing on it and a lotus foot on the bottom. Inside the coffin, it was written in flat script with your father's name on it.

Y: oh.

K: It says "Qin Feng". The word "Qin Feng" is red and the bottom is white, which is your father's name.

Y: hey.

Guo: "Qin Feng dared not enter the pot when he was in Taigong."

Y: My father told the fish to go to the pot!

Guo: Huh?

Why, are you cooking fish?

Guo: What did you say it was called? Call fish head cake?

Y: I haven't heard of this!

Guo: This is the staple food.

Y: There is nothing wrong with the cake. It's here!

Guo: Ah, you threw up all the cakes?

Y: Well, stop it!

Guo: Don't want this, right? Hey. I don't know what it's called. I'm dying anyway! What do you mean, buried?

Y: this is ...

Guo: The dead are buried in coffins.

Y: It's called burial.

Guo: I entered the ring. A wind player, a nine-note gong player. Big gongs on eight sides.

Is it?

Guo: Let me tell you about such a big gong. Hey, hey, um, such a big one. (Compared with the size of the cup mouth)

Y: cough! This is called a big gong. This?

Guo: (learning) Yes, yes ~

Y: It's, it's too small!

Guo: The fortune teller came to your house.

Y: get out!

Guo: Actually, gongs are very big. Knock it up and shake the earth. Mao, Qi, Mao, Qi, Mao ~

Y: that's right.

Guo: It hurts so much.

Yes

Guo: Yin and Yang will be rewarded, and the auspicious time will come. Please, uncle, all the people who crushed the body are here. This is called the eldest son holding his head!

Y: yes!

Guo: Come here, your big brother. Okay, here he comes. Let's go ~ (hold his nose, lift his body and throw it out)

Y: What's wrong with you throwing a smelly elder sister out?

Guo: It's all tricky!

Y: What's the catch? !

Guo: The eldest son holds his head.

Y: The eldest son is holding his head so much! (hand)

Guo: Is this a hug? Go, master, be affected, blow! "We are all Northeast Silver ~"

Y: cough!

K: OK, that's good.

Y: What's the use?

Guo: Then, the Buddhist platform asked the monk to recite the scriptures. In the middle sat a man wearing a pilu crown and a monk's robe, beside him was a young monk. I read sixteen Buddhist scriptures about eating at the mouth of the flame, and sprinkled rice and steamed bread while reading them. (Clapping hands) This is beautiful.

Y: Oh, well, how about listening to you learn this lesson?

Guo: This one learns to chant. Okay, okay, okay. (Clears his throat) Not too much.

Y: sing a few words.

Guo: It's very simple.

Y: ah, ah, ah.

Guo: (Read) When the Dojo is successful, liberation will be achieved. Vegetarians are devout and burn incense to worship. All the people on the altar are singing the holy trumpets. The sea of misery is full of evil and fascinating. The world doesn't miss Tommy. Walking in the world is a waste. Look at the colorful mountains, listen to the flowing water, the spring flowers are still there, and people are not surprised when they come. In the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, geese fly south and scream and cry, but they will come back one day, and their dead souls will not come back. Many monks beat drums, wooden fish and gold cymbals. You and I are like mandarin ducks (like mandarin ducks), flying with me is the earth ... ah ... ah. ...

Y: (Beating Degang Guo) What a shame! What a mess! This is!

Guo: Hit the monk after reading the scriptures!

Y: That's it, isn't it?

Guo: You just said a few words without telling you? Don't stop. Singing wrong.

Y: Well, I stopped it too late.

Guo: Once every seven days, monks and Taoists come in turn, and Beijing Jushilin Jushi writes spells for your father.

Y: right.

Guo: Can ordinary people come? Here comes Ju Shilin.

Yes

Guo: Kutokuhayashi is also here.

Y: huh?

Guo: Zhilin's is here, McDonald's is here and Quanjude's is here.

Y: Why are they all from the restaurant?

Guo: Take this opportunity to set up a snack street and a temple fair or something.

Y: cough! Isn't this following the input? This!

Guo: It's good for your father!

Y: don't take this!

K: Good. Wait until the funeral day, get up in the morning and watch this day ... wow!

Y: the sun is shining!

Guo: It's as black as the bottom of a pot!

Y: ouch!

Guo: "Bones ... Bones ..." Thunder, "click" lightning.

Y: ah.

Guo: As soon as he saw the thunder, your big brother ran out to hold the tree.

Y: oh.

Guo: (Learn) Get out of the way, it's thundering! Don't cut you! !

Y: chop him up!

Guo: How humorous!

Y: What's so funny about this place?

Guo: Humor!

Y: Do you use this in this place? !

Guo: "Uncle Funny"? That's him.

Y: stop it.

Guo: You know, he likes to make fun of himself.

Y: Then you can't hold the tree.

Guo: It's fun to ruin yourself. Good people.

Y: Forget it, forget it.

Guo: It will clear up after a while.

Y: oh.

Guo: The sky is clear and the sun is shining in Wan Li. There are three Chinese fir trees in the yard. It's a big deal to build a seven-level shed, an archway across the street, a two-story bell and drum, and a blue-and-white paper colored archway with three words written on it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Mencius said, "It is more important to send the dead." He came out of the hall at nine o'clock in the morning to deliver the message. First, three iron cannons were fired, and the civil servants were invited to order the Lord to sacrifice the door. First, twenty-four porters were invited out of the house through coffins. The porters all wore red tassels, green clothes, shaved heads, bathed and wore boots. Everyone is wearing trousers, and there are 80 people in class three for 240 people. There is an inscription 30 feet 6 in front, followed by a paper man and a paper horse.

Y: oh.

Guo: There are pioneers, walkers, heroes of hundred cranes, two generals, namely, Heha, Jingde and four door gods. Left, Boyi and Shu Qi are four sages, and the paper men have passed, and the godson drums his son's literary field. The seven major buildings are temples, cranes and Shu Lei. Flying Dragon Flag, Flying Phoenix Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Tiger Flag, Flying Fish Flag, Flying Olympic Flag, four pairs of incense flags, eight pairs of incense umbrellas, 20 nuns, 20 Taoist priests, 40 monks from Tanzhe Temple and 40 lamas from the Lama Temple. There is a shadow booth in front with a picture of your father (imitating the portrait of Yu Qian's father).

Y: cough! Monkeys!

Guo: More than 2,000 relatives and friends attended the funeral. Some of them are supporting your brother, while others are supporting your brother. The two brothers are both mourning and mourning.

Y: cry!

Guo: I left the mourning hall at nine o'clock in the morning. The coffin went from the south city to the north city, and from the north city to the east city, and traveled all over 49 cities in Beijing. I didn't carry it home until 7: 30 at night!

Why did you bring it back?

Guo: There is no cemetery!

Y: Fuck you!