Text Lu Xin Yu Hao the legendary swordsman crosstalk lines

Lu Xin Yu Hao the legendary swordsman's cross talk lines are answered as follows.

Lu Xin: This is the problem with cross talk now.

Yu Hao: What happened to crosstalk?

Lu Xin: Yang is too strong, lacking a little yin.

Yu Hao: What's missing?

Lu Xin: Yin Qi.

Yu Hao: Yin Qi. (Singing) You also said serial.

Lu Xin: I also said serial, joys and sorrows. ...

Yu Hao: It's haunted.

Lu Xin: You introduced me to a ghost.

Yu Hao: You said Yin Qi.

Lu Xin: Yin Qi is a ghost. I'm talking about a crosstalk performer.

Yu Hao: You said actresses are endless.

Lu Xin: There are too few female crosstalk performers now.

Yu Hao: Women are not suitable for this industry.

Lu Xin: Who said that? Many friends ask me if girls can speak cross talk. You give her a chance to try.

Yu Hao: Let her try.

Lu Xin: You want girls to say that cross talk is beautiful.

Yu Hao: Yes.

Lu Xin: Go there in a small cheongsam.

Yu Hao: Yes.

Lu Xin: The fork sticks here.

Yu Hao: Put it down. You came out with two curtains.

Lu Xin: The cheongsam is slit.

Yu Hao: No, it isn't.

Lu Xin: Where are you driving? Drive here (pointing to the top of your head) where?

Yu Hao: Drive here. It is called the middle part. Drive to the crotch.

Lu Xin: Drive to the hips, stop there, it's cute, beautiful and sexy, and then talk about cross talk with some music. Just that feeling, I tell you, that feeling, have some music.

Yu Hao: What about music?

Lu Xin: (dancing, twisting)

Yu Hao: God.

Lu Xin: (Singing) It is said that women can't speak cross talk.

Yu Hao: What's wrong with that? Take the wrong medicine.

Lu Xin: I don't believe it.

Yu Hao: Go ahead.

Lu Xin: Me.

I don't want anyone but you.

Yu Hao: Crosstalk.

Lu Xin: Today, we are going to prove that women can speak cross talk. I

Nobody wants anybody, nobody wants anybody, nobody wants anybody, nobody wants anybody.

Yu Hao: Come on.

Lu Xin: Today I'm going to tell you a cross talk.

Yu Hao: Go ahead.

Lu Xin: Crosstalk pays attention to speaking, learning and teasing.

Yu Hao: Four doors.

Lu Xin: What can you say?

Yu Hao: A lot.

Lu Xin: Now tell me, what can you say?

Yu Hao: Let me tell you something.

Lu Xin: Don't say, don't say, I won't listen, don't say, I won't listen, say it now, I suddenly want to listen, you say, I won't listen, I won't listen.

Yu Hao: Fuck you.

Extended data:

Crosstalk actors Lu Xin and Yu Hao beat their competitors, won the second championship in the rematch of "the legendary swordsman 3" of Oriental TV, and got tickets for the final. In the program, amused netizens named him "G-Dragon" in the phonological circle.

20 16 10 09, broadcast in the third season finals of the legendary swordsman. Lu Xin and Yu Hao, the new crosstalk forces, appeared in the fifth group and won the championship with 469 votes.

reference data

Baidu encyclopedia-crosstalk