What is the name of the comedy of Guo Degang's big yellow dog as a fur coat a hug and bite the hand?

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Traditional comedy "vinegar lights" lines A ho! We haven't seen each other for a long time! I'm sure you've never seen me before. A Where do you still live? B I haven't moved, I'm still living there. B I haven't moved, I'm still living there. B I don't know you. I still live in XXX. A Where do you live? B Your pigsty? A, I'm calling your family, not ...... B, do you call people by their piggy bank? I'm not asking B. Do you call someone a pigsty? A, it's nonsense, the pearl, treasure is not the same! B You are not even like this. A This please forgive me, I speak a little upside down. I'm Liu Bei's daughter-in-law. A I'm Liu Bei's daughter-in-law-- B How do you mean? A It's all right (Mi's). A It's fine (Mi's). It's not fine, and the family is too large. B How many people are there in your family? A I can't tell you how many people are in my family. B What do you talk about in your family? A What do you talk about? B. You have foreign socks? A Yours is the undershirt. B Do people talk about "fighting"? A A large number of people can't be "beaten". B How many "hits" do you have at home? A Nine, one hundred and eight. B You are talking nonsense, there are not that many people. A If you don't believe me, let me do some math. B You do the math, I'll write it down for you. A The first dozen, did my mother have one? B Yes. B Yes. A So you have one too? B Who doesn't have a mother? A, you've got one, right? A My mother, Jia Ci-- A, my mother, my family's mother-- B, that's how you count them! A My biological mother, my father's daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law's mother-in-law, my child's grandmother, my mother-in-law's in-laws, my great-uncle's sister, my second-uncle's sister, my brother's godmother, and my nephew's maternal grandmother, that's a dozen, isn't it? B. Your mom alone is one "dozen"! You can count the second one. A Do I have a daughter-in-law? A, do I have a daughter-in-law? B. You're really good at math. What about the third one? A My father. B How many? How many? B, why don't you count this one? A, it's a fight. If you count two, you'll have to fight. Honestly, there are only four of us in my family. B Who are they? A Me, my mom, our kids, my daughter-in-law and your ...... sister-in-law. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at you, but I'm sure you'll be able to get a good look at me. You don't have many people in your family. A Not many people, but a lot of things. A. We don't have a single person in our family, but we have a lot of things going on. A We're a family where no one is reasonable. Take my mom for example, she's getting old and confused, letting me support her! B. What a novelty! If you don't feed her, who will? A Even if she lets me feed her, take her meals as an example, she just eats every now and then, but does she eat every day? How new is this? B This is not new. B It's not new. Everyone has two meals a day. A. I have to earn it, too. My daughter-in-law is also contributing to the meal, and she's eating me too. B If not you, then who? A The most annoying thing is that our children are hungry as soon as they open their eyes, either asking for food or money, and as soon as they open their eyes, they say, "Dad, give me a large child, I am hungry. "You're hungry again, didn't you eat on the first May Day?" B. I ate on the first May Day, but I can't stand it! A In my family, a meal on New Year's Day was enough. I've never heard of it! I've never heard of it. A, this kid is a pain in the ass. "You'll give me a big one." "Don't you know you don't have any money these days?" B, just give him a dime. A. You're asking for a big one? B. He's a child. A You're still small. You're not shorter than me. You're still small, you're not shorter than me. A "Go on, go on! Go play in the yard." The kids went to play in the courtyard, and I got angry. The neighbors were having breakfast in the courtyard. You're not eating, you're eating, you're competing. The widow in the east room is taking her daughter-in-law to eat dumplings, or bigger dumplings. B. What have you seen? A In the West Room, they're eating fried noodles. The one in the north house is also competing with him - stewed meat and pancakes. To say that our house is not ambiguous. B blanch balls, rice. A just so frozen. B No wonder you are angry when you see people eating well. A adults can afford to freeze, children can not afford to starve. You take our child "salt soup child". B Why do you call this child "salt soup"? A Wherever it flows, it is salty. B Don't ask, this kid is well liked. A He went to the East Room to look at his mouth. As soon as they chopped up the stuffing, our child was standing there. How to roll out the skin, how to wrap it, how to cook it, how to eat it. Our children were so greedy that they stood there with eyes as wide as buns, gulping. B This is a little bit better. A Our children were so sweet-talking that they called the old lady in the east room "Grandma, what's that cooking in your pot?" You can see how much our child has learned. He doesn't even recognize dumplings. If you're like that old lady who understands, you've served 300 or 500 of those, what's that? B How many dumplings do you think you've made for a couple? A Even if you've served dozens of them, we definitely don't think it's too little. A Even if you had served dozens of them, we definitely wouldn't take them for granted! A Not only does she not give it to you, but she also makes you angry. "She's not only refusing to give it to you, she's also making you angry. Dumplings are delicious. Go and play! Don't burn yourself." You're so angry. We kids are afraid of getting burned, but you don't think you'll get burned if you take them out of the pot and put them in your mouth? B. Ha! A. We can't help it, we have to control our own children. I went over and slapped the child, "Go home! You've been looking at it for half a day, but she won't give it to you! You've never eaten before, have you?" The kid said, "I've never eaten before." B. How can you say that? A "That's nothing new. It's just dumplings. It's just dumplings with skin on the outside and filling on the inside. You can't eat that stuff, you'll get diarrhea if you eat too much of it." B What are you talking about? A I'm just angry with her. She won't be able to stop eating even if I don't eat it. The old lady's words made me angry: "Girl, we still eat this at night, these two days on fire, let off the stomach is good. He intends to diarrhea which, but also have to pull ah." I was so angry that I did not say anything for half a day. A gamble and grabbed our children: "Not eaten? Go! Come with me, go to the north room to see the stewed meat and pancakes." B. This is also a change of mouth! A. My daughter-in-law was gossiping in the house. "Come inside! Don't go out with the others. Look, there's nothing going on in that house, and there's nothing going on in our house either (i.e., "I don't know what's going on"; the word "know" is omitted in the colloquialism). What's wrong with it? Our house is not bad, but the scorpion behind the mountain is hungry; the fried onion is thin; the foreign car on the road is hopeless." I said, "You're hungry and you're still making noise?" My daughter-in-law said, "If you marry a man, you marry a man for the sake of clothing and food; if you don't marry a man for the sake of clothing and food, what's the point of marrying you?" I said, "That's not true! If you marry a wife, you have to starve and endure hunger; if you can't starve and endure hunger, how can you be considered a married couple?" B. You've got a point. A My mother is not right here either, adding fuel to the fire, gossiping from the side: "Look, look, I'm not starving without a son, but I'm starving with a son!" I said, "Mom, this is not the right place, you do not start to give your son smoked ah! Which meal starved you? Not just ......" B not just cooking a little late today? A. "It's just that we haven't eaten this week." B! You haven't eaten for a week? A I think I'm a man of great tofu ...... B a true warrior. A By then I'll be a warrior tofu. Why do you need to fight at home? I said, "Don't crowd me, I'll go out and run. Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, I'll bring home a thousand dollars and we'll be husband and wife; without this thousand dollars, we'll be the first seven days of life." B What's the seventh day for? A: My room money. B. Then you should think of giving it to him. A After I said that, I threw up my sleeves and left. It looks like the couple who dresses the hair is better than the one who draws lots. A My daughter-in-law sees how I look. A My daughter-in-law saw that I did not look good and chased me to the door, and then she gave me a hand on the back. A, my daughter-in-law saw that I didn't look good, and chased me to the door, and gave me a hand on the back. A, she pushed me out. Bam! The door was slammed shut: "Three days? You wish! If you don't come back tonight, I'll make up my mind tomorrow." I regretted saying that. Three days to earn 1,000 dollars is not enough for me to do it! The more I thought about it, the sadder I became. Why am I still alive? I'd rather die! B. Think big! It's better to die than to live. A Who cares about me? B. You're the one who's a bastard if you don't die. A, how do you want me to die? B. You can die any way you like. A I'll wipe my neck. I'll wipe my neck! I don't have a knife! I'll go home to get a knife. I'm looking for trouble, aren't I? It's a strange coincidence that we met at the footbridge! B. What's the matter? A. There was an old man who ran a rag stand, with torn shoes and socks on the ground, and a cleaver next to him. It's not a knife, it's my enemy! I wanted to buy it but I didn't have the money. I was so anxious that I went over and picked up the knife and put it on my neck with the blade facing outward and the back facing inward. B. The blade should be inside. A. What if you pull me with your blade? B. You don't intend to die? A. Why did I take the knife if I didn't intend to die? B. I don't know. I don't know. A. Ask the owner of this sword. If there is an owner, why would I let people follow me in a lawsuit after I'm dead? I glared at the old man, "Whose knife is this?" The old man shuddered, "The knife has no owner." When I heard that there was no owner, I put the knife in a clip and left. B. Why did you take away the knife? A Nonsense! He got that knife for a profit. He's just messing with the old man. Let's go around the corner and give it back to-- B. She's putting it down! A. Sold it! B Sold it? I sold forty. I'm still hungry. I'll die a full man. I bought half a kilogram of pancakes, sixteen pennies, ten pennies of lamb's head meat, two big pennies to buy a string of sugar gourds, a big son of marinated shrimp, drank a penny of soybean juice, and ate two bowls of old tofu. B What kind of food do you call this? A. I ate and drank enough, but I still have a large coin left. Is it too late to die? Wipe your neck! B, go ahead. A, I can't. A, I can't. B, what's wrong? A, there's no knife left. A, there's no knife. B, you ate the knife! A, do I have to wipe my neck? I don't know how to jump into the river! I don't know how to jump into the river! A I went out of the Yongding Gate and stood at the head of the bridge and looked at the moat, the water was flowing downward and I couldn't see the bottom at a glance. Backward three steps, forward a run a closed eyes, heard a flutter - B you jumped in? A I threw a brick. Why did you throw a brick? A So you have no research on jumping into the river? B Why would I do that? A This is to test the depth. B How do you know? A When you throw a brick into the river, the water rumbles, that's deep; when it rumbles, that's shallow. B Where did you throw the brick? A, I heard a thud. B deep. A, just for this depth ...... B, jump. A No! B Why don't you jump? A. It would be boring to die alone in such a big river. I'm not going to go, you're dying and you're still holding me back. B I don't want to go. You're going to have to take someone with you when you die! A Do I have to jump in the water? I don't know how to hang myself. B, have you decided how you're going to die? A I've been running southeast, into the mouth of the big sand. When I got to the Anle Forest, there was a forest. I looked around and saw no one. It was bad luck! A rope was thrown in front of my eyes, and I found a crooked-necked tree and pulled a buckle on the rope. As soon as I grabbed the rope I cried, I said, "My God, my God!" (Rhymes with "B") B. Empty! Clunk! You want to sing? A I am not like ten thousand steel knives saved in the lungs, Yangzi River cable broken boat collapse, ten thousand feet high building lost feet, cool water poured over the head of the arms holding ice. B. Are you going to sing "Du Shiniang"? A My family has a gray-haired mother, a wife with green temples, and a young child who has not yet become a child. My mother is old, my wife is delicate, and my son is a minor. My mother is over eighty years old, and I can't believe that she's sending her black hair back. B. Singing again. A My daughter-in-law is not yet thirty years old, and I don't know who she'll marry after I die. B Don't worry about that. A My son is just seven years old and he can say anything. A My son is just seven years old and he can say everything. B He's not as smart as me. He's not as smart as me! Why not? A What saddens me most is that I'm 32 years old and I've never even been a president! B You're the one who wants to be blind. A. Hang yourself! People should not die, there is salvation in righteousness. Hanging for two hours will not kill you, do you think this is new? B Are you not hanging by your feet? A I'm hanging 2 feet high. B. Hanging by his neck? A Hanging by the neck. B Which neck are you hanging by? A The ankle. B The ankle! You won't die even if you hang for four hours. A Which neck do you want to hang? B This neck. A How hard it is to hang this neck. B If it's not hard, you'll die? A How can I eat if I die? B You don't want to die? A Why? You want me to die so that you can get rid of my coat? B Why am I so blind? A, as the saying goes, "You can't be buried in the ground if you're not alive". A It's a saying, "You can't be buried in the ground." Gryllotal ants are still greedy for life, let alone a human being like me! B You don't need to burn it, just roast it and eat it. A Why don't we just stay alive? B I didn't intend to die at all. A It was eleven o'clock at night when I got to Yongdingmen, and twelve o'clock when I got to the mouth of the fresh fish, so I was lucky. B What luck? A Fresh Fish Mouth is unloading the goods on the east side of the road, Ruilinxiang. It's all leather, all straight fur. Fox spine, fox crop, fox brain, sea dragon, otter. The apprentice also ride with sleepy confused, a carry this baggage ah, from the back of the car dropped a volume of leather jacket to. This roll of coats would fetch four hundred dollars if it was thrown away! B Then you pick it up. A. Pick it up? A. Pick it up? People are waiting for you to pick it up? People are watching you pick it up, and when you do, they come over and say, "It's ours." Do you think they'll give it to you? B Then don't give it. A. If you don't give it to them, you'll get a fire. B. Then you should leave. A. Go? A Where can I find this? I squatted behind a telephone pole and watched. If you can see it, I'll recognize it, but if you can't, it's mine. I waited for less than ten minutes, the goods were unloaded, the car went north, they put the door on, the lights went out. I love it! I like it! I went over and hugged it with both hands-- B Hugged it? A. I took a bite out of it. B. Why did the coat bite? A, it was a big yellow dog! The dog bit me, and when I yelled, the cook came out to dump the dirt and gave me a big slap on the face. "Bite you? It had to bite you! He's sleeping there and you're hugging him. Doesn't he bite you? I'm telling you, we've lost four dogs in three days." B. You're a dog thief! A I said, "I'm not a dog thief!" I said, "I'm not a dog thief!" He said, "Don't bother!" He kicked me with all his strength and sent me over the fence by the mouth of a fresh fish. B Well! This man has become a soccer ball. A I went into the jewelry market and saw a fox fairy. B. Where is the Fox Fairy? A I saw it. A, I saw it. What did it look like? A Green robe, white collar, pointed wings, black veil, also tucked a whip, straight at me pointing hands (pointing hands, a saying: "people call people a thousand voices do not speak, goods call people pointing hands come from.) I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy. I hastened to lie down on the ground and kowtowed three heads. "To the ghosts and gods and far from it", this is also said. B You don't have to turn around. A When I looked up, the Fox Fairy was gone! No, it wasn't there a while ago. Who left it there now? B What is it? A There's a pile of silver coins on the steps of the Zhengtong Bank, several tens of dollars! I like it so much that I can't even talk about it. My right hand was bitten by a dog, so I picked it up with my left hand. B Picked up. A Kasha another bite. B How come foreign money also bites? A Where? A What? A black dog with a white nose. B. That's not right. Isn't it catching fairies? A Where? A Where? It's that dog. B, how can a dog wear a green robe? A It's a black dog. B. Why is it white? A It has a white chest. B Isn't it still wearing a winged veil? A Those are the dog's ears. A, that's the dog's ears. B, does it have a whip? A Where is it? A Where? The dog's tail. A Where is it? The dog's tail. B Isn't it still pointing at you? A It's eating a bone and pulling out the bone with its paw! I'm kowtowing to the dog. B. You're so poor you're blind. A The more I thought about it, the angrier I got, so I picked up a brick and chopped it. It was soft to the touch. B. Brick? A. I touched some shit! I got angry and smeared the shit on my shoe, so I chopped it. The dog smelled the shit on the shoe and ran off with it. B! I lost another shoe. A. I chased the dog with my bare sock sole, but I managed to get the shoe back. Let's go home and talk about it. I'm not bluffing. I dare to bark at the door of my house. B This is nothing new. I dare to bark at our door too. A When I got there, I said, "Open up!" When my daughter-in-law heard my voice, she was so scared that she begged me before she opened the door. B. How did you get sued? A: "Just wait, you can't die!" B. Is that a complaint? It's called scolding. A When I opened the door, my daughter-in-law said, "You're back, my husband!" B I don't think you look like a husband, you look like a wolf. A, you look like a wolf. Do you talk like that? I said, "Yes, my lady." B. Are you two going to sing "Broken Bridge"? A My daughter-in-law said, "You're back, my son-in-law." I said, "My name is Pang Gezhuang." B My name is Gao Liangqiao. A "I'm back, my husband." I said, "What are you hatching? Don't you see I'm losing my hair here?" B. Why are you two still joking? A You don't know, but we are a couple of jokers for a living. B Don't mind me. A When I came in, I said, "Daughter-in-law, why don't you light the lamp in the house?" "Why don't you light it?" "There's no oil." "Where are the four sticks of wax I left over from the night I worked for the others?" "Mom ate one, the kids ate one, and I ate the rest." B! This family is so hungry that they ate the wax heads. A I said, "Give me the bottle of oil." I said, "Give me the bottle of oil." I took the bottle of oil and felt in my pocket that I still had a big bottle. When I went out, I heard the clock at the store strike two o'clock. At this hour, he wouldn't have opened a catty of oil, let alone a tael of oil. He took off and ran to the small store along our doorway, running to the doorway while talking and panting, babbling nonsense: "Boss! The shopkeeper! Quickly open the door." Wake up the shopkeeper. "Buy what you want tomorrow, we're all asleep." "Mr. Boss, you can sell half of it and half of it. I don't want to buy at this time either. My daughter-in-law is in her first month, I've got a big son, and you've got a big nephew. I'm buying too much! Fifty pounds of millet, fifty pounds of brown sugar, one hundred chickens, thirty pennies of noodles, five knives of coarse straw paper, five knives of fine straw paper. I'll give fifty dollars first, and we'll talk about the difference tomorrow." The shopkeeper jumped down from his store, he couldn't sell so many things in three days! When the shopkeeper was about to open the door with his clothes on, I said, "You can open the small hole first, and I will give you the money first. I still have to invite people to go there." As soon as the shopkeeper opened the hole, I sent in the bottle of oil: "First, let's have a big bottle of oil. That chicken, hanging noodles, black sugar are not busy, my daughter-in-law has not yet raised which, raised when say it." The shopkeeper was so angry that he was shivering, scolding: "This need not ask, it must be the next door XXX, where in the middle of the night in the darkness of the funeral went!" Take the bottle of oil to run to the oil sea, insert the funnel, four two a pier, dong dong dong three pier. I rushed home, touched the oil lamp on the pour, wow! Spilled a table. B This is not a bad thing? A Anyway, it's for nothing. A Anyway, it was all for nothing. I started the fire, and the two boxes of foreign flames didn't light. B Is the oil bad? A Where is it? The shopkeeper got angry and hit the vinegar! This article is reprinted from the Changlong community - China Changlong network: