I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it.

Guo Rongqi, Ma Sanli, Zhao Peiru version of the line:

Ma: the three of us ah say a paragraph ah,

Zhao: hey

Ma: this is also ah easily can not catch up with the three of us in the one piece

Zhao: right!

Ma: Today we talk to Guo Rongqi.

Zhao: I'd like to say a few words.

Kuo: I'll come up with an idea!

Ma: What do you think we should say?

Kuo: Don't say it!

Zhao: Stop it, stop it for what

Ma: It's just a comedy, why stop it?

Kuo: Let's sing! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.

Zhao: Oh, miscellaneous learning to sing.

Ma: Oh, right. Interesting, learn something ah Peking Opera, opera.

Kuo: No,

Ma: a little voice, a little.

Kuo: No, no, no, no, no! Sing the lyrics of the Taiping song.

Zhao: Peaceful lyrics?

Ma: The lyrics!

Zhao: Ouch, that's too vulgar!

Ma: Oh, the beat of the board to sing the lyrics of the peace, holding two bamboo boards so sing. It's not interesting!

Zhao: Now the audience does not like to listen to ah.

Ma: It's so vulgar.

Zhao: Who would sing it?

Ma: It's so vulgar. It's not interesting.

Kuo: that is divided into who sings the audience does not like to listen to, you two sing the audience does not like to listen to, I want to sing the audience will welcome.

Ma: Who loves to listen to this ah.

Kuo: good voice ah.

Zhao: good voice.

Ma: Well, he has a good voice.

Kuo: you ...... you, I so mention the audience welcome! I sing a section of Taiping lyrics you welcome to listen to not welcome to listen to the audience ......

Ma: how?

Kuo: there are welcome raise your hand.

Ma: ah? Meeting, raise your hand ah? The lyrics of the song, that year, that year and month, are now old and boring.

Zhao: He thought that the two of us will not, this thing is how fresh na, you think we will not, we are not singing. You want to sing is so, we each sing a paragraph today, do you think it is good?

Ma: Yes, yes, yes. The only thing I can say is that all the comedians will sing, and all the comedians will sing the lyrics of Taiping.

Kuo: Call me.

Ma: Let's have a match.

Kuoh: Calling me?

Ma: What do you mean with you, let's compete today.

Kuo: Okay.

Ma: One person to a paragraph.

Kuo: Okay!

Ma: Let him sing.

Zhao: But you have to sing something new, don't sing that vulgar paragraph.

Ma: The old one won't do.

Kuo: old-fashioned?

Ma: New words, new words.

Kuo: Hey, to tell the truth, I sing this paragraph you two will not.

Ma: ooh, and this paragraph, you believe?

Zhao: I don't know how good he is.

Ma: ah, who flew how high and jumped how far we do not know how, who has a great ability we do not know who? I'm not sure how much I know about him, but I think he's the one who knows how to do it," he said.

Zhao: Oh, just three.

Ma: He only knows three of the lyrics. Just three.

Zhao: Perhaps in those days there were fewer of them, but now people are making progress in their studies, so they may have a new paragraph.

Ma: I can't see through it, I can't see through it. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.

Zhao: sing.

Guo: sing ah.

Ma: you sing we two will not, if we have to say will be this paragraph, then how to do it.

Kuo: I don't need to say will, even listen to you all have not heard.

Ma: This guy is too big, never heard of it?

Kuo: This is not new.

Ma: If we say is going to be this paragraph, so not count, this has to start over this.

Kuo: I sing this you know, sing something else.

Ma and Zhao: good, good.

Ma: Start over with another one

Kuo: That's not a big deal. Listen - "Han Gaozu had a way of sitting on the river and mountain, with a righteous ruler and good ministers, and the people were at peace, and there was a three-qi wise king named Han Xin, who destroyed the Chu state and put the country at peace......."

Zhao and Ma (together): "There was a three-qi wise king named Han Xin, who destroyed the Chu state and put the country at peace. The king's name is Han Xin, and he has destroyed the state of Chu to put the gods of earth and grain at ease ......"

Zhao: This is it

Ma: "This day, I have nothing to do in front of the street to read the trigrams" - we sang the words out, and with a quiet face I'm still singing it there.

Zhao: "Han Xin's fortune-telling" is this paragraph? It's so vulgar, it stinks, this stuff.

Ma: "Hanson's fortune-telling" people listen to the ears and eyes have calluses.

Zhao: No, how can he do this?

Ma: He learned it from me and sang it here.

Zhao: Oh, he learned it from you?

Ma: Oh, he learned it from you?

Ma: Heh, you say ah - pass the generation to come.

Kuo: Look at this gossip, look at this gossip, I am singing? I am singing it?

Ma: Why not sing it?

Kuo: I'm not walking my voice first!

Ma: Ah? I've never heard of a peace lyrics first walk your voice.

Zhao: Oh, it's not officially singing. It's just a voice walk.

Ma: Walking the voice, re-singing another ah. Walking the voice first walked out of a to, but also two, also two.

Kuo: Listen to this paragraph - "Zhuang Gong idle tour out of the city west, that see, others that ride a horse ah I rode a donkey, twisting the item turned back to see a push cart of Han ......"

Zhao, Ma (together): "I rode a donkey on his horse, and turned around and saw a man pushing a cart ......"

Ma: Come on, don't sing, hey, kid's stuff, that's it, that's it. The old man sang this, our old brother was eight years old, the children's stuff, my brother was eight years old, he could sing this.

Zhao: My son could sing this when he was four.

Ma: Why are you here?

Zhao: His stuff is too vulgar.

Ma: the row of children to come?

Kuo: will be able to get it, this cheap talk is not enough for the two of you to say.

Ma: Let's not talk about anything else.

Zhao: sing a new one.

Ma: I'll give you one more, I'll give you one more.

Kuo: "Shi Chong ho rich Fan Dan poor, that Gan Luo Yun early and late Tai Gong. Peng Zu Shou Gao Yan Hui short life, each in the invisible, Zhaoliang has a Jiang Lu Wang ......"

Zhao, Ma (together): "...... that Gan Luo Yun morning and evening Tai Gong. Peng Zu life high Yan Hui life short, each of them are in the invisible, Zhaoliang have a Jiang Lu Wang ......"

Kuo: how, how, what's wrong? The two of you here to draw the wind na, draw the wind na the two of you?

Ma: This word is more familiar.

Kuo: Why step on the electric door?

Ma: What do you mean, you stepped on the door? I don't know what else to do.

Kuo: Why are you doing this?

Ma: This will be, will be this. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this.

Zhao: Sing a new one.

Kuo: This is not a thing.

Ma: You sing it.

Kuo: What is it?

Ma: sing a different one.

Knowledge: The first thing you need to know is how to get the best out of your life. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, but I'm sure you'll be able to.

Ma: How about that.

Zhao: or those three paragraphs.

Ma: He's the same as he was in those days. The first thing you need to do is to get the money to pay for it.

Kuo: This is singing ah this is sulking ah? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and you'll be able to do it all. You don't know that I only know these three paragraphs? The third paragraph when you pretend not to know this is not the end of it.

Ma: What do you mean by pretending not to know? Who said it was a big deal, who had the idea to sing it?

Kuo: This is not sulking. This is not.

Ma: It's just not possible, you don't have the ability to say that, you don't have to say that.

Kuo: I think you'll be able to do a lot better than that.

Ma: I didn't say that we're strong.

Kuo: I'm going to go, okay?

Ma: We're not going to sing any more, we're not going to sing if you don't have the words, let's talk about it, okay?

Ma: We're not going to sing any more.

Kuo: You say ah, no me!

Ma: Why are you so angry?

Kuo: stage pouting people, I have not heard.

Ma: How can this pouting you, who idea to sing ah? Who wants to sing it?

Kuo: sing a you take one, stage pouting people, I have not met this thing.

Kuai: I've never seen anything like it. I'm not going to be with you here anymore.

They're not the only ones.

Zhao: Go, go, go, tell him to go, go

Kuo: You two people say, you two people say.

Ma: you go how?

Kuo: ah, gone.

Ma: What about this?

Kuo: how to do, you say ah, no I can not be how?

Ma: Who says you can't do it without me?

Kuo: still.

Ma: who said that without you can not ah?

Kuo: I'm not going to be on the same stage with you guys from today.

Ma: And that's it?

Kuo: I'm leaving.

Ma: Go, okay, you go... It's okay to go, come back! Wait, wait and then go. Not gone.

Kuo: What is it?

Ma: take off the coat, go line ah, give me the coat.

Kuoh: Huh?

Ma: Give me the coat. You'll have to take your coat off. Take it off, I want it here, I want it here!

Zhao: What's wrong with you two?

Ma: What's going on, go?

Zhao: Why are you stopping him ah let him go ah!

Ma: who idea to sing, singing and then do not say to go what is going on ah?

Zhao: He left us two people say ah.

Ma: walk line ah, take off the coat and then go.

Zhao: The coat?

Ma: Why? He wore that coat is my, is my coat.

Zhao: Don't you go yet──whose is this waistcoat, this ......?

Kuo: the waistcoat? You see this is not wearing it.

Zhao: nonsense, I saw you wearing it, wearing is wearing, it is whose?

Kuo: Whose is it? I'm wearing it.

Zhao: You can't wear it, whose coat is it?

Kuo: You look a little bigger?

Zhao: I don't think it's appropriate for you to wear it.

Kuo: Yeah, you're asking that too?

Zhao: Why don't I ask, whose?

Kuo: you ask this lab coat ah ...... hey, his.

Zhao: His, give it to him!

Kuo: what?

Zhao: Give it to him

Kuo: Give it to him? His, give it to him. But he can't have his lab coat.

Zhao: Hey, how can I tell?

Kuo: Give it to him and he'll sell it?

Zhao: this is not shameful, this is not, you give him he tore with you have anything to do? People's things!

Kuo: But his waistcoat ...... this ....... Hey, this waistcoat. It is not in his hands borrowed!

Zhao: You do not care in whose hands borrowed, this thing is someone else's!

Kuo: I wear his coat white wear which is how?

Zhao: Oh - people did not wear in vain.

Ma: What do you mean, you didn't wear it for nothing? This lease? I asked him for money? I asked him for money, so what? You take off the coat, I'm looking for you to ask for money is how! Take it off. What's the matter? Did I give you the lease? Did I ask you for money? If you let him go, I'll come to you for it!

Zhao: You don't go, you go over there, you people talk angry!

Kuo: How to be angry na?

Zhao: people's coats you wear it you sue not for nothing, not for nothing you give people to get money ah?

Kuo: did not give him to get money ah.

Zhao: How do you call it not wearing it for nothing?

Kuo: But I'm not giving him any money for wearing this coat, it's better than giving him money.

Zhao: How is that?

Kuo: with his benefit, I borrowed him this coat in his mother's hand borrowed.

Zhao: With his mother hand borrowed.

Kuo: One day I went to their house to borrow clothes, he was not at home, his mother was trying to ask me - "Rongqi ah, you and your brother Sanli together ah, I ask you something, he ah talk cloudy, I do not know what is wrong recently, in the outside world, net talk with people to move the bar.

Zhao: Oh, that's what happened. I'm not going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm going to be able to see it.

Ma: How did you not wear it for nothing?

Zhao: It's good for you.

Ma: What benefits?

Zhao: you talk about this person cloudy, drilling the head without regard to the tail, sometimes with whom to say, encountered a bar moving a question, you do not have the words on the quarrel, people next to the words to the perfect say, with you is not a good thing? I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.

Ma: If I say something that doesn't sound right, can he solve it satisfactorily? He is ah nonsense words, hey, wearing my coat ah no reason to stir up. This will not give me how? The company's business is not a business, but it is a business.

Zhao: Hey, how can they not give it?

Ma: What do you mean how can you not give it? When will you give it to me? How long will it take to give it to me?

Zhao: I'm not wearing it, why are you asking me? You ask him how much we give you ah!

Ma: How much do you want to give me?

Kuo: How about the August Festival?

Ma: You're going to wear it here until the August Festival? I still have to wear it, no, not wait! Tomorrow morning!

Kuo: You are too impatient! I need it tomorrow?

Ma: Uh-huh.

Kuo: That's too hard, let's just wear it for a month, okay?

Ma: A month? I don't want to wait!

Kuo: one month, one month!

Ma: three days! Three days!

Kuo: Three days? That's too short for you, half a month, half a month?

Ma: simply, wear a week.

Kuo: half a month, ten days, ten days!

Ma: I can't do it for one more day! Just wear a week!

Kuo: a week? A week later - at three o'clock at night.

Ma: Huh? You're calling at 3:00 in the middle of the night to deliver a coat? What's wrong with that?

Kuo: Just send it later.

Ma: You pay attention, you do not give me dirty wear.

Kuo: not dirty ah, this is not quite clean.

Ma: You catch where to sit, catch where to lean, where to lean, look at this mud.

Kuo: This is the floating soil, this is the floating soil.

Zhao: wearing this coat is not a sin? You give people to take it off, okay!

Ma: I let you wear my coat!

Kuo: Where is it broken?

Ma: The collar is too big, your neck is too big, your neck is too big, you wear it for a week, you have to do something about your neck, it's not good for such a big neck. You have to be a little bit thinner.

Kuo: What?

Ma: The neck has to be thinner, or the collar will break.

Kuo: Thinner neck? You... Pick up pick up the coat into ah, which can pick up the neck ah you?

Ma: you still go not go?

Guo: No, I'm not going.

Ma: You wait for me to go, you now want to go I want a coat!

Zhao: You two, you two don't have to pretend for this coat.

Ma: I'm not sure what I'm talking about, but I'm not sure what I'm talking about, and I'm not sure what I'm talking about, and I'm not sure what I'm talking about.

Zhao: Oh, you're not?

Ma: I'm a learned man.

Zhao: Uh-huh.

Ma: I speak concisely, uneducated people ah he did not understand my words, he Yo Yunshan fog, not like words, well, I recently these days ah brain ah mess a little bit, because of the rush.

Zhao: What's so urgent?

Ma: Alas, the family a little thing, a little thing, I am anxious.

Zhao: What is it?

Ma: Hey don't mention it, too bad luck!

Ma: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Zhao: What is it?

Ma: You know that mule of ours, alas! I can't bear to talk about it.

Zhao: You don't feel bad, you say.

Ma: That mule of ours, huh, fell... I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say! I have a hard time .......

Zhao: This is not like the human words this came, talking about this cloudy mountain fog came! I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say, but I don't know what to say, but I don't know what to say! This is like words this?

Ma: What's wrong?

Zhao: mule, fell into the tea bowl scalded to death?

Ma: This can still say nonsense?

Zhao: This is still the truth?

Ma: Ask him!

Zhao: Oh, he knows? I ask. Hey, Mr. Guo, this side .......

Kuo: What is it you na?

Zhao: with you to listen to something .......

Kuo: What is it?

Zhao: This mule you know? This mule fell into the tea bowl scalded to death, this thing you hear fresh?

Kuo: What did you say?

Zhao: This mule fell into the tea bowl scalded to death.

Kuo: Are you still awake? I hear you are dreaming - the mule will fall into the tea bowl scalded to death, this is like a word? I don't think that's true.

Zhao: I told you, I told you there is no such thing.

Ma: The coat, take off! I'm going to take it off!

This is the first time I've ever seen a man with a coat of mail in his hand, and I want it now!

Kuo: Why?

Ma: I want it now!

Kuo: Didn't we agree to wear it for a week?

Ma: You promised? I tore it up, I tore it up and I won't let you wear it!

Kuo: Why is this?

Ma: I'm not waiting, I want it now.

Kuo: Why do you want it?

Ma: Our mule fell into the tea bowl and scalded to death, don't you know?

Kuo: Oh... Oh... Oh--that's what he said!

Zhao: No, he didn't!

Kuo: Yes--!

Ma: What about it? How about!

Zhao: The power of this lab coat is not small! Yes, then you tell me: how did it fall into the tea bowl and scald to death?

Kuo: I tell you? What's new about this? It is you hear fresh, this ...... this ...... is not it? Drop tea bowl scalded to death?

Zhao: dropped tea bowl scalded to death!

Kuo: this ...... this ...... this snail fell tea bowl scalded to death what is new ah - you think this snail is only finger belly so big, that just poured the hot tea, but not fall in the scalded to death.

Zhao: what? How about you, snail?

Kuo: Yeah, on the sale of that, some pick pick to sell that ...... size goldfish, toad seedlings, live snails ......

Zhao: No, no, no! ...... ask, you say it is snail dropped tea bowl scalded to death?

Ma: Mule! Mule! Big mule big horse - set of mules, pulling the mule.

Zhao: mule, bigger than the horse that mule fell tea bowl scalded to death, not snail.

Kuo: Oh, not a snail!

Zhao: mule!

Kuo: riding that mule.

Zhao: hey.

Kuo: fell into the tea bowl scalded to death.

Zhao: That's right.

Kuo: bigger than a horse, riding a mule fell into the tea bowl scalded to death.

Zhao: Well, how did it scald to death?

Kuo: Oh, you wonder?

Zhao: Of course I'm wondering!

Kuo: You... You listen to me - it is this ... this ... hey - the world is big, nothing strange ah, this thing is not new ah, you're a little strange ah, you're a frog in the well have not seen the world ah, I also told you to know things later and then inquire, don't know don't ask, to inquire! I told you not to ask questions about things you don't know, and not to ask questions about things you don't know! I don't want to ask about this, you don't understand.

Zhao: Oh, that's the end of it! I have seen too much, I do not ask on the end, no, you have to say how this mule fell into the tea bowl this fresh.

Kuo: Oh, you have to ask?

Zhao: I just have to ask!

Kuo: dead-eyed this person! How did it fall into the tea bowl? You're just wondering, aren't you?

Zhao: Of course!

Kuo: it this ...... mule fell into the tea bowl, you are this boring? I also wonder ah!

Zhao: This is like this?

Kuo: how not like words?

Zhao: You're wondering? You know that, don't you?

Kuo: earlier I wondered about the backhand I do not wonder, earlier I wondered about the backhand why do not wonder about it? It is such a reason, this, this mule dropped tea bowl scalded to death, is not this, immediately have to tell you this meaning is not it?

Zhao: Well!

Kuo: this is what he said? That ...... as if ah ...... is not ah ...... with than ah ...... as if probably its ...... seems to be similar to as if... We this ...... seems to be similar to probably its ah ...... we this ...... you understand it?

Zhao: What is all this nonsense, you did not say a word, how can I understand ah?

Kuo: ouch I said so half a day you do not understand ah?

Zhao: You so half a day a whole sentence did not say up ah!

Kuo: Aiyo.... Aigoo... How can you not understand that it is... Dropped tea bowl scalded to death. It is not a tea bowl?

Zhao: It is a tea bowl ah. How did it fall in?

Kuo: How did it fall in, it's a big tea bowl.

Zhao: Oh, big tea bowl.

Kwok: The big tea bowl ah.

Zhao: big tea bowl that mule hooves can not go down ah.

Kuo: it is a big tea bowl na ...... bigger than the tea bowl ...... that is the rice bowl, right ...... it that mule hooves .... ...bigger than a rice bowl ...... that's a basin right ......

Zhao: right, right, too understand!

Kuo: What's bigger than a basin... That would be the pool in the bathhouse...

Zhao: Hey, right, right, right!

Kuo: Then can not fall into it! ...... Bathing hall that pool and can not drink tea ah?

Zhao: this is not nonsense, who end of the pool to drink tea ah? There is so much strength?

Kuo: This, ouch.... Ouch... This fell into the tea bowl scalded to death.

Zhao: Yes.

Kuo: The water is hot.

Zhao: Of course.

Kuo: The water was hot and scalding, probably its water was more, even drowning and scalding, it died.

Zhao: Not scalding, but even drowning with scalding?

Kuo: That's right.

Zhao: It's even worse! How can it fall into the bowl, you say this.

Kuo: ouch, you're always wondering, how did it fall into the bowl of tea?

Zhao: Just say ah.

Kuo: Oh, right, right!

Zhao: I say you how? You're here to fraud ah is how, talking a shock this thing?

Kuo: I found the words.

Zhao: Oh, there is a head. I'm not sure if you've found the right words, but I'm sure you've found the right words.

Kuo: I said a person you recognize?

Zhao: Who is it?

Kuo: Li Delin!

Zhao: I don't care about Li Delin, I'm talking about the mule that fell into the tea bowl.

Kuo: You do not busy ah, hit Li Delin here ah, this mule fell into the tea bowl this matter ah bypassed

Zhao: hit Li Delin here came.

Kuo: Right, right. This Li Delin this person ah good to make friends, he and this Ma Sanli they two people ah is a bosom friend. One day ah Ma Sanli riding his mule ah on Li Delin there to go to the door, coincidentally ah Li Delin at home that, that take things.

Zhao: What is it?

Kuo: This is a good thing, grasshopper!

Zhao: The grasshopper.

Kuo: Good! This grasshopper is so good.

Zhao: This street sells a lot of, resting in that small cage alive, mountain caddis.

Kuo: You said?

Zhao: Five cents a piece.

Kuo: Big-bellied caddis?

Zhao: Well, big belly!

Kuo: that is not called what fresh na, then how to count it? The lack of expensive ah, big belly caddis is not worth money. People this small belly and big wings, Zhanqing green.

Zhao: this grasshopper can not.

Kuo: These two whiskers, look ...... lovely! The sound is so loud that the room can be filled with voices.

Zhao: The sound is so big.

Kuo: 咵, 咵, 咵 called the full sound, this is not surprising ah, people that gourd!

Zhao: gourd?

Kuo: This gourd good Oh.

Zhao: What's so special about the gourd?

Kuo: Shahe Liu's gourd.

Zhao: I don't understand.

Kuo: You see, do not understand not, do not understand not - Shahe ah there is a surname Liu's to raise this grasshopper gourd is the best, people cultivate the best, planting the best cultivation! The gourd is good and the mouth is also good - the mouth.

Zhao: Oh, ivory.

Kuo: The mouth of the teeth, the red lid, with a copper gall bladder inside. People are fiddling with this grasshopper there, he went, he looked at the people this grasshopper he boasted "Hey! Mr. Li, your caddis is really good." After a few compliments, Li Delin, who was also a friend from the outside, said, "Brother, do you like this caddisfly? I'll give it to you!"

Zhao Zhao's father was a good man, but he was also a good man.

Zhao: I gave it to him.

Kuo: He looked a little intolerant -- people's beloved things I even praised two people sent me, I have what good things to give people? A look, he rode that mule to go, "Well, Brother Li, I this mule ah to you, never mind how much money it is worth, we brothers also over this."

Zhao: Ho! This is the first time I've seen this! This is such a thing ah.

Kuo: Well, you understand?

Ma: Yeah! Right! Right! That's what it means ......

Zhao: I really don't understand your kind of argument.

Kuo: You like words? This mule fell into a tea bowl and scalded to death?

Ma: You see. You can just say that, you've got a good answer.

Kuo: is the net Gu you say out, I can stand it? You see this body sweat, you see this body sweat.

Ma: If this is not you this will smack.

Kuo: If I did not follow you, I would have fallen!

Ma: This would be smack without you.

Kuo: asked to be asked to live? I see that this coat of armor Dodan to you.

Ma: wear two months.

Kuo: two months, you said.

Ma: two months.

Kuo: speak a little more carefully.

Zhao: You stop, the more you talk, the more no one talk!

Ma: What do you mean, no one's talking? How is this not a human language?

Zhao: Roasted duck has no head, hit the stairs outside flying in, do you sound like words?

Ma: This can still say nonsense?

Kuo: Roasted ducks flying ah, I say you this is a fever nonsense it?

Zhao: This is not nonsense this is what ah.

Kuo: There is no such thing ah, roast duck?

Zhao: Just say it.

Ma: the coat, take off! Give me the waistcoat.

Kuo: But you just said ......

Ma: I want it now, I do not wait.

Kuo: not wear two months.

Ma: two months I do not wait, I want it now.

Kuo: Why? Why do you want my coat?

Ma: the roast duck flew upstairs you do not know?

Kuo: Oh...

Kuo: Oh... Oh--is he the one who said the roast duck flew up here?

Zhao: No, he did not!

Kuo: Yes!

Ma: What about it?

Zhao: You buy your own coat! Why are you in such a hurry, in the heat of the day?

Kuo: You this person na speak, he is this matter ah.

Zhao: Oh, this thing too?

Kuo: This thing has!

Zhao: Yes, you say!

Kuo: You've seen too much,

Zhao: I've seen too much!

Kuo: the world is big, there is nothing strange ah, you know things and then ask, do not know do not ask.

Zhao: Here we go again. This set of light can not, I have to ask, you have to say how this roast duck without a head will fly upstairs?

Kuo: You just wonder?

Kuo: Roasted how can fly ah! I'll tell you!

Zhao: I say? You say ah, I ask you ah!

Kuo: right you ask me, you do not rush ah you. Speaking must not find the head, you do you. Find the head of the conversation and then say ah.

Zhao: You slowly find.

Kuo: You ask me, I know this thing, how can a roast duck fly.

Zhao: How did it fly?

Kuo: The duck is big! The duck is big!

Zhao: It can't fly with a big duck!

Kuo: Why can't it fly? Ducks have wings.

Zhao: Even if you live ducks can't fly upstairs, it's a roasted duck, it doesn't have a head yet.

Kuo: Oh - right, right. He said it's not a live duck, it's a roasted duck ...... roasted duck hasn't got a head yet.

Zhao: How did it fly?

Kuo: How can it fly? Isn't it roasted?

Zhao: It's roasted.

Kuo: Yes, the roast duck, ouch, this fire must be strong, the stove fire, the duck roasted right, you have to think for the duck, that thing baked how difficult ah, it must not think of ways to run it. Roasted roasted it flew, not to mention the duck, take you to say it, put you roasted you also have to think of ideas to fly ah, you have to run ah.

Zhao: It's not like this, oh, it's baked hard it's going to fly. It is hard to bake it how to fly?

Kuo: How to fly, it has heat.

Zhao: Oh, it flew as soon as the heat got to it?

Kuo: That's right!

Zhao: then that steamed buns store steamed buns how to do it, steamed a lift drawer, all fly? I don't know what to say.

Kuo: that steamed steamed buns ah.

Zhao: roast ducks can not fly ah.

Kuo: Hey, you rounded up. It is not a duck it went out? The duck slithered out - duck slithered? Ducks sneak out?

Zhao: You said it.

Kuo: people line up skittering out, duck that is popping out - sent out, sent out.

Zhao: sent out?

Kuo: Hey, right!

Zhao: Sent out? How did the duck get sent out?

Kuo: there is a place to call the duck building to send a roasted duck, called when it is called, finished calling people to send. Shandong's tube this apprentice is not called apprentice, called the small Liben. When you deliver it, you're holding a small stretcher that's more than a hair long, and there's a long iron hook on the head of the stretcher, but it's on both ends, and it's a hook on this end.

Ma: I love bugs and crickets, and when I go out, I hear "duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!" Not in the yard.

Zhao: Where is it?

Ma: It's outside the entrance to the alley.

Ma: It's outside the hutong entrance. When I got to the hutong entrance, I heard, "Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!

Ma: It's outside the hutong entrance. It's at the station.

Zhao: Oh - at the station, where they are calling?

Ma: When I got to the station, I heard "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!" It's in Tianjin!

Zhao: In Tianjin!

Ma: When I got to Tianjin, I heard "Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!" It's in Tangshan!

Zhao: Tang ......?

Ma: to Tangshan I look, ooh, this big hole ah! In the Tangshan hill under this big hole so big, listen to the crickets "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo! "Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" Here, I will dig, by playing Tangshan I have been digging to Shanhaiguan, to Shanhaiguan here, I look in this cricket popped out, I look at the cricket, the cricket look at me, ho - good big crickets!

Zhao: This head is as big as this auditorium!

Ma: It's as big as this auditorium! This cricket's two eyes, you see the two lights in the head of the car, so bright.

Zhao: The two vapor lamps are the same?

Ma: Heh, the cricket's two whiskers ah, as long as the poles.

Zhao: like poles?

Ma: The poles!

Zhao: You do not say, not like human words!

Ma: Hey, how can it not be?

Zhao: Does anyone know?

Ma: Ask him!

Zhao: This cricket's head is as big as this auditorium?

Kuo: It's not like that!

Zhao: Eyes like vapor lamps?

Kuo: I've eaten too much, that's all!

Zhao: That must be like a telephone pole.

Kuo: Nonsense!

Zhao: He said!

Ma: I said that!

Kuo: I don't know who said it!

Zhao and Ma (together): What?

Kuo: You can have the lab coat!

Expanded Information:

"Picking the Horse's Coat" is one of the traditional repertoire of comedy. The characters of the whole comic section are distinctive. The order of the position in which the three stand is designated as A, B and C from left to right. A simulation is greedy for small profits and drums like a reed idle, B simulation is an entertainer, C simulation is relying on other people coaxed by the young master "Yangzi".

A is known as the mud seam or putty seam in comic terminology, whose role is to mediate the conflict between C and B. He plays the role of an idler or a boy in "Stripping the Horse's Coat," who is greedy for small profits and is as clever as a tongue.

B is a comic according to the terminology, and plays the role of an ordinary comedian in "Picking the Horse's Coat", with an upright personality, breaking the sand pot and asking questions to the end.

C is a comic by terminology, and his character in "Picking the Horse's Coat" is the young master "Yangzi", who is rich and powerful, boasts of being knowledgeable, loves to brag and tell big lies, and tells many lies.

C is the rich and powerful young master "Yangzi", who boasts of his erudition, and is full of lies, relying on the fact that A wears his lab coat, and letting A round up the lies for him. B is a man of integrity, do not believe that C's lies, C momentarily speechless, to retrieve the waistcoat to threaten A for his lie. A coveted two more days to wear a coat, had to rely on their own resourcefulness, digging out, with a clever tongue for the C round lie.

I don't want to C more and more bizarre and exaggerated, a dilemma, there is nothing to do, and finally had to take the initiative to take off the lab coat, no longer sing along with the voice, no longer look up to others, but also no longer for the C round lie. Eventually, the lie was broken, C in front of people now eye.