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The Lama and the Mute

There came a lama from the south with five pounds of sole in his hand;

There came a mute from the north with a trumpet at his waist;

The lama from the south with the sole wanted to exchange the sole for the horn of the mute from the north;

The mute did not want to exchange the trumpet for the sole of the lama;

The lama had to for the mute's horn;

the lama swung his sole and smoked the mute's sole;

the mute took off his horn and struck the lama, who was holding it, with his horn;

I don't know whether the lama, who was holding the sole, smoked the mute's sole;

or the mute, who was not speaking, hit the lama, who was holding it, with his horn;

The lama was stewing sole, and the mute was muttering and muttering. The lama stews the sole, and the mute ticks the trumpet.

Expanded information:

Traditional tongue-twisters focus on the harmonization of words and phrases, while ignoring their ideological content. Nowadays, Chinese folk artists in the creation of tongue twisters, injected with a new flavor of the times, some with the role of the puzzle to help think, such as "counting lions":

"There are four rows of stone lions in the park, each row is fourteen big stone lions, each big stone lion on the back of a small stone lions, each big stone lion feet are four small stone lions, Mr. Shi led the 44 students to count the stone lions, you can count the stone lions. Mr. Shi led forty-four students to count the stone lions, how many big stone lions and how many small stone lions do you think **** counted?"