What is Degang Guo's opening remarks before stand-up comedy? Where can I find it?

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There is an ant in the unicorn hole in the sky. Can it escape from peace? When we come back, my husband and I will unbutton our shirts.

It's hard to keep a wolf, but it's hard to be a dog.

Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.

Candied Huang Lian will suffer eventually, but melons and fruits are not sweet.

Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

3. Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital.

4. The son steals the father, and the horse with thin hair and fat hoofs is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.

5. slutty romance doesn't mean that enemies don't get together. Just for adultery, it is difficult to protect his wife and children. If you hit the front, you will be full of evil behind you, and the retribution will start, and all evil will come first. So, it's a hook in the media.

6. It is difficult to keep wolves as dogs. Soon after the cormorant is dyed black by ink, it is not firm to paint the crow white. Honey soaked in Huang Lian will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

7. Tell stories and sing operas to persuade people, and three continents will go to the central government. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.

8. The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate;

The bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I miss it day and night.

Not at ease, reading articles early in the morning;

After ten years of hard study, you can only be wise and broad.

9. Morality, Three Emperors and Five Emperors, Fame, Xia Houshang, Zhou Dynasty;

The five heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period made an insurrection, and instantly rose and fell!

A few names on the history of qing dynasty, there are countless barren hills in Beijiang;

Our predecessors' fields were taken away by later generations, and they said something about enter the dragon.

10. It's fair to obey the law, face the court, be on tenterhooks, sing at night, ride mules, harm others and benefit yourself, and starve. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

1 1. The most serious injury is the cold weather, and the skinny people are miserable. Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. Small building lonely heart full moon, it is difficult to circle.

12. Wine is a poison that penetrates the intestines, color is a steel knife that scrapes bones, wealth is the root of trouble, and gas is a smokeless gun. No wine, no banquet, colorless human extinction, no money, no road, no gas, but being bullied.

13. Moral three emperors and five emperors, Xia Houshang Zhou Dynasty fame; The five heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period made an insurrection, and instantly rose and fell!

A few names on the history of qing dynasty, there are countless barren hills in Beijiang; Our predecessors' fields were taken away by later generations, and they said something about enter the dragon.

14. The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate; The bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I miss it day and night.

Not at ease, reading articles early in the morning; After ten years of hard study, you can only be wise and broad.