Two-person sketch script with the theme of "frugality"

Although this is not to save water, it is also for environmental protection.

Crosstalk: serious warning

Ah, I praise you.

B: praise me.

A: Praise your thick hair and strong body.

B: compliment me on my good physique.

A: Praise the color of your youth, black with green.

Why is it green?

Someone insulted you.

B: insult me?

A: Someone bullied you.

B: Still bullying me?

A: Some people persecute you and some people spoil you.

B: Really?

A: A little .. pressing your stomach is a knife, click, from your shoulder to your navel.

B: What kind of hatred is this?

A: Dad, I broke your arm. At that time, I kicked your leg and blew your head off. (Cai) swept the floor with your hair. ..

B: Wait a minute.

I have not finished my words yet. they ..

Forget about them. Look at me first. I'm falling apart.

A: It doesn't matter if they do this to you alone.

It doesn't matter.

A: But they want to destroy your brothers and sisters, and you keep silent about all this.

Who said I wouldn't say anything? I'm going to take up arms and fight back in self-defense, with machine guns shooting all over the place, bombs hanging all over the plane and boxes beeping …

A: Wait ... What are you doing? What are you doing?

B: If I don't hit them, my brothers and sisters will be finished.

Well, I just compared you to a tree.

Trees?

Our trees are hacked and the forest is in danger of being destroyed.

I am excited for no reason.

No, you were excited. People nowadays lack your feelings.

Oh,

A: you set it up. Don't tremble. Let's have a look. You still have a love for saplings on your face. You smile, your eyes are full of feelings for the forest, you stare, your ears call your companions, and you scream.

B: I can't move. How can my ears move?

A: Holding a gun, shooting fiercely at the target of ignorant bureaucrats, preparing and releasing.

Really?

What kind of gun is this?

This is a water gun.

A: how to use a water gun?

B: For a tree. What about me?

A: You don't feel right. You're not near the tree at all.

Why did you kiss this tree? Stick out your fork, kiss it, and then touch its cheek.

A: What's it like to cut your arm?

I fought back with a gun.

Did you see people cutting down trees?

B: I spat at him with a water gun.

A: How did you change the water gun?

I don't need to water the tree.

You're not right. Trees are very useful to you, you know?

I know. Building houses, building furniture and repairing railways all require wood.

This is what it is for. There is no wood for building a house.

Yes, cut down trees.

There is no wood for furniture.

Cut down trees.

A: Sleepers are needed to lay the rails.

Cut down trees.

You're yelling again.

Cut down trees.

A: Push hard.

B: Cut down trees, cut down trees.

A: The Central Committee is now preparing to catch a typical example of deforestation.

B: Then you still want me to yell.

Look at you yelling and cutting down trees in public. You are not tall. You have a lot of courage. I have to ask the leadership of the forestry department to reflect it to you.

B: well, I'll also ask the leader to report to you.

What are you reporting?

You asked me to cut it.

I'll let you cut it.

I'm talking about the use of trees.

A: Are trees only used for cutting down trees?

B: So what?

A: Let's go deeper. The forest is the cradle of raising human beings. Our ancestors originated from the virgin forest and lived in the beautiful forest. They relied on the forest to keep out the cold, shade from the sun, climb branches to avoid disasters, and beat other enemies with sticks. Humans have never left trees until now and are used to wearing leaves as clothes.

B: That's inseparable from trees.

Answer: The fruit on the tree is truth. Eat the fruit on the tree as a meal.

You can't live without trees.

Answer: Buy wood to make a nest and build a house.

You can't live without trees.

A: Drill wood for fire.

You can't live without trees.

Answer: Fried alfalfa (livestock) meat.

You can't live without trees. Oh, there are no trees here.

No trees? Where does auricularia grow, in the eyes of long ears?

B: Here we go again.

A: Yes, even now, forests are still the pillar of human survival.

B: it's still so important.

Let me tell you an example. Now we are facing the threat of sandstorm. Scientists predict that if we don't pay attention to forests, we will continue to cut down trees indiscriminately. In a few hundred years, it will not be the threat of sandstorm, but the desert will destroy our city.

B: This place has become a desert.

A: Yan Fu, future generations will study you, and it will be difficult for you to find your home again.

Our family lives in Erli.

Your family lives in the sand.

B: How did it change in the sand?

A: The desert is buried. You have to find your house with a shovel and dig bit by bit.

B: Our family has become a pile of mawangdui.

A: How difficult is it for archaeologists? (Cai, Cai, Cai) Note that this area is Yan Fu's residence.

I really found it.

A: Cai, Cai, Cai, the door is open.

I forgot to lock the door.

Chua's, Chua's, Chua's, what is this? Oh, the bottle cap.

B: Cough. ..

A: Cai, Cai, Cai, rag head

B: Cough.

A: Cai, Cai, Cai, iron pot.

Our family always buys rubbish.

A: There were no good things at that time.

B: Good things are also covered.

A: Chua, Chua, Chua, we finally found something new.

B: What?

This little thing is Yan Fu.

B: This is all my money.

A: Front teeth.

Oh, I found my front teeth.

A: there are words on it.

What is it written in?

A: Fifty thousand.

B: Mahjong, what you said is too lame.

A: It doesn't matter. We should protect trees and forests.

B: That would be great.

A: Look for your home again. You don't have to dig with a shovel. All the way to your house, there are trees shaded by red flowers. The scenery is more beautiful when I get to your home. There are birds in the tree and frogs on the ground, with (Zen II, Zen II, Zen II) above and (Zen II, Zen II, Zen II) below.

This is our home?

This is the zoo.