Spring Festival Couplet Lines

Pair Spring Couplet Lines

Comic "Pair Spring Couplet" Lines

A It's not easy to be a comedian. First of all, you have to be cultured.

B That's right, you see we are learning every day.

A Have you ever studied,

B I studied for two days.

A What school did you graduate from?

B Why, I read the same scriptures as in the past.

A "The Five Books," "The Four Books," and "The Thirteen

Books," all of which were written in the past.

B Yeah.

A those books I also read, what "three words", "hundred scriptures", "thousands of surnames" is not a three-eyed well, Beijing, the name of the place.

B also three miles of river.

A right, three miles of river, Beijing place names,

B what ah, "three hundred words" "hundred thousand surnames" I also messed up. The three character classic, the hundred surnames, the thousand character essay.

A Right, you say after reading these books read what,

B read the University.

A After the snow, I read the snow, the winter solstice, the cold, the cold, the spring, the rain B told you to memorize the calendar here.

A Didn't you say you were going to read about the snow,

B I said I was going to read about the University.

A Right right. "The way of the university is to be clear and moral" Well, after reading the "university" read what,

B "mediocrity".

A After reading the usefulness of the reading is not useful, when you read to the waste snacks even if the graduation.

B Then I'm useless. I say read "The Mean".

A After reading "The Mean", read "The Analects of Confucius",

"Mencius", "The Book of Rites", "Spring and Autumn Annals". B is right.

A These books can't just be read, you have to be able to talk about them, and if you can't talk about them, you can't write. For example, if you recite a poem or a spring couplet, you need to find a chapter and sentence from the book.

B That's true.

A You see, I like to make spring couplets when I have nothing else to do, and recently I have collected a few couplets at home.

But I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that, because I'm going to be able to do that.

And I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get it right, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get it right. No one can match it. I have traveled to many places and interviewed many great writers, and not one of them can match it. These couplets are so good that I'm going to publish them in the newspaper.

B Why did you publish it,

A asked for the next couplet.

B What kind of words and phrases are you using?

A What, are you going to do it right?

B I'm not going to do it, I want to hear it.

A What's the use of listening to the great writers who didn't get it right,

B You can't say that,

But it's better if you get it right by chance,

But you can't say that,

But you can't say that.

A good.

But I'll tell you what I'm talking about,

But you can't say that,

But you can't say that.

A If you don't understand, ask me.

But of course, I'll ask you for advice.

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A The first pair: "Prosperity in business goes to all corners of the world." B Finished.

A Ah.

B I don't know what I'm talking about, but I'm going to give you the right answer.

But I can't find the next line here,

But I don't think it's appropriate.

A It's okay, you can do it.

B I'll give you the right answer: "Wealthy and prosperous."

A "The business is booming.

B This is not my talent either. In the past, we used to post a couplet like this on the coal store. A Well, listen to the second one. "The roots are deep and the leaves are flourishing."

B "The roots are strong and the branches are prosperous."

A Uh-huh. "The market is open for business."

B "All is well."

A Listen to this last one.

B You say.