The classic lines of the comedy that can make people laugh loudly

Can make people laugh comic classic lines a

1. The other day ah, I picked up a representative card in front of the hotel, enough for me to eat three months.

2. Some people say I want a night without pain.

3. All right, all right, all right. Two thousand dollars to travel around the world? To Daxing and back.

4. Said the sky pro, the sky can not be pro, the sky has the sun, the moon and the stars. The sun and the moon shuttle rush people old, take away how many people in the world.

5. I tell you, our family is a bragging workshop.

6. To say comedy and singing is the same, you have to work hard. I'm not going to be able to get up early in the morning. Get up in the morning, shouting voice to go, practicing to go. Now at this age almost, Mr. Yu still maintains the habit of practicing morning work.

7. (Chorus) He deceived his mother to play with his sister to mourn the ethics, and he hemmed in his brother and sister-in-law to throw away the program. There are many old

8. Before this to introduce how many objects ah, to a girl can not see, to a girl can not. The first thing you need to do is to get a good look at the girl and the girl you are looking at.

9. What sell vegetables? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.

10. I mainly study foreign music, many foreign musicians I also like. For example, there is a Michael Jackson. I'm not sure if you're a fan of Michael Jackson, but I'm sure you're a fan of his. Is that right? What's right or wrong? The name of this person? You don't know if it's right after you've finished? I think so. Say it again. Is Michael Jackson the same as you? Yes. I'm right sometimes. Well, never right. Michael Jackson was so good, he danced so well, he sang so well, so many people in the audience said he was my god. He wore a hat, white socks and black shoes. He was the only one who didn't look timid in white socks and black shoes. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new pair of shoes and a pair of shoes.

11. Borrowing the wind, the wind blew up the skirt, but also press it (imitating Marilyn Monroe's classic action).

12. Okay, don't sing, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I don't know if it's a good idea. This I will not be is it? I'm not going to be able to do that.

13. Never heard of it! You see who hangs here a bare-assed old monk ah?

14. This is the Tangshan flavor this.

15. Find a beauty parlor, pull a double eyelid, pull a look at me, how the upper and lower double eyelid?

16. That's called inexplicable

17. Not told you three times. The big iron stick hospital, today to do surgery tomorrow to work.

18. Say parents pro, parents can not be considered pro, parents can not live forever. A full house of children can not stay, a handful of yellow earth rain tears.

19. People understand Guo Degang, know Guo Degang this three words, but only from the "Analects".

20. Get up in the morning. Eh ah, get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the chicken. You've mastered both of these chicken routines huh?

21. There are also Guo Degang comedy selection, Tibetan secret oil manual has no ah? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, then there is no Guo Degang comedy selection. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world, and then you'll be able to get your hands on some of them.

22. Drive three mai, my mom ah, too exciting!

23. How do you so not give people face ah!

24. I am specialized in eating out of the white food.

25. said friends pro, friends can not be considered pro, the friend is the road meets the people. The people are not enough this snake swallowed the elephant, the friend turned is the enemy.

26.: This way, we do not shake the class. We have a bragging contest today, if you win, I don't want this money, if you lose, you immediately give me money, okay?

27. Here do not leave the master, have to leave the master place. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

28. I have to live well, I still keep so much money why ah? I'm going to squander it on me.

29! That's called fixing your eyes! It's about the same, right? Not even close! According to you, I'm holding the big top!

30. Corporal James, a five-star U.S. general.

31. (Singing) That Han Gaozu has the way to sit on the river and the mountain, and the king is right and the ministers are wise and all the people are safe.

33. My comedy can make everyone cry

34. Because I have more than ten years' history of 'bragging'. Much worse, I have more than thirty years of bragging experience

35. The last time I drank too much, I took chopsticks as chicken claws and ate one and a half.

36. Since I have her, my safety factor in crossing the street has increased greatly. She can tell me that side of the car has not come.

37. Eat a lot?

38. To say pro, the audience pro, the audience actors heart to heart. I remembered that in the early years there is so old saying, no gentleman does not raise artists.

39. I eat and eat and bad! I'm going to bite the table down!

40. People come out, white hat, black shoes, this hand over the hat, this hand where to rest?

41. I studied a lot of things, many things are my invention. Big to space technology, cloning, as small as the street to the daily necessities, have studied.

42. Find a movie studio, rewind the tape, and then find a factory, according to that tape to me to make a car, camel Xiangzi that car. The car is a foreign car?

43. Today I'm especially happy, today is May 5, Duan I Festival. Duanwu, eat zongzi drink xionghuang, in honor of Qu Yuan.

44. Grab this card, and if it's a draw, don't throw it on the table.

45. The King of Hell looked, "Give him the lead on that wall there, even brushing the pulp."" The second, Zhang Wenshun come over! "Mr. Zhang come here. (Cocking his shoulder) "Huh? What's going on?"

46. What does it mean to be a dog squad leader? The idiom is called meticulous

47. Sorry, wrong, wrong. You are meticulous in your treatment of the class

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Idioms by The Free Dictionary: To laugh with one's hands over one's stomach. To describe something so ridiculous that you can't restrain yourself from laughing. It is also used to describe great joy in holding one's belly in one's hands.

Idioms by The Free Dictionary: Sima Qian (司马迁), Western Han Dynasty, "The Historical Records of the Sun" (史记日者列传): Sima Jizhu (司马季主) laughed out loud and said, "Look at the great masters with their skills and techniques, and now, why are they so ugly?

Near-synonyms: open-hearted laughter, hilarious

Antonyms: bawling

hilarious hilarious sentences:

1, in Disneyland, a variety of cartoon people pose a variety of shapes, especially Donald Duck drumming his stomach, so that tourists are hilarious.

2, "Kung Fu Panda" the movie in the fat, stupid, silly panda is my idol Oh, look at its vivid performance will make people laugh.

3, the music teacher often use a very humorous language and our dialogue, we will often be his can not help but laugh.

4, I love to read the "D.C. Education" in the cartoon, every time the cartoon is very funny, but also rich in educational significance, but also let the class from time to time will ring a burst of laughter.

5, mom told his own childhood to do a silly thing, I can not help but laugh, especially when mom told his own even recognize the way home, I and my family are laughing.

6, I went on the computer, saw "Crayola" pants off swimming in the water, I laughed and laughed.

7, always humorous music teacher can always create a tornado in the class, make us laugh.

8, the promoter will be placed in the shopping mall merchandise into a hilarious shape, but also let many customers to watch and linger.

9, when the class for the class president mismanagement and laughter, the class president calmly said: laugh, huh huh, I also think it is very funny, funny it. The whole class stopped laughing.

10, "old man" is my favorite comic book, let me laugh at the same time will understand a lot of truth.

11, I have a quirky little cousin, he always like a little monkey like jumping around, but also put out a variety of funny and cute action, often make us laugh.

12. I always laugh when I watch funny TV.

13. I love to laugh when I read books.

1. Why is it that once you read a book, you get sleepy? Because the book, is the place where the dream begins.

2. In fact, I have an angle looks handsome, only you did not find it.

3. To go out for a walk, after all, such a good face is always hidden at home, is a big loss of society.

4. God is fair, give others happiness at the same time also want to let you blind, afraid of you look at the heart hard.

5. Mermaids are fake, at least in the history of China certainly does not exist, otherwise there must be cooking methods and taste healing down.

6. Since I was a kid, my mom has told me that I can't make friends who are not two-dimensional, and I think I have done it all, and I've done it very well. Because my friends are all very two-dimensional.

7. During the Spring Festival, the status of single married men and women in the family and the concubines in the palace can not give birth to the same concubines are the same as the same, some people are anxious for you, some people give you tips, some people give you a blank stare, some people look at your jokes.

8. These days there has been a doubt in my mind: those sitting in the audience of the Spring Festival Gala, the phone is not confiscated.

9. Why remind me that money is not everything? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, I don't expect it to be omnipotent.

10. There is always a kind of selfless people in the world who would rather make themselves unhappy than make others unhappy.

11. When you loathe the people around you, the best way to express your disgust is not to fight with them, but to work hard and leave them when you have the chance. That way, they'll be gone from your life forever, almost as good as dead.

12. Do not always take yourself and others than you envy others thin, others also envy you good intestines, you envy others rich, others also envy no one to find you to borrow money.

13. There is a kind of friendship called frozen hand, hand and then cold I have to return your message in time, if I did not reply to you, that you do not deserve my frozen hand.

14. Body and soul always have one on the way to dinner.

15. Weight loss people must not add what weight loss group, on the surface looks like you can encourage each other, in fact, not much use, if you are not that the fattest, it will be because of someone to the bottom of the slack.

16. Men have no object, others will comfort, now the woman is too demanding; if the woman has no object, others must say that her requirements are too high.

17. When you feel that you can not do anything, is a waste of time, please remember to go to find a collect scrap, sell yourself for some money.

18. Thank Sun Li for starring in the biographies of Zhen Huan and Mi Yue, although I haven't watched a single episode, but I've recognized the words "Huan" and "Mi" since then.

19. Procrastination is not a pathology, but a very wise survival strategy, we encounter many problems in life, as long as the delay, will be resolved by itself. If there is no dissolution, it is that you dragged not long enough.

20. Time flies, only one second of time, it's over two seconds.

21. I realized I was paralyzed. I try to tell myself that I have to work today, but my body just doesn't respond.

22. Ancient girls dating, willing to say, but with the parents to decide, not willing to say that the daughter still want to accompany the parents for two years.

23. If you think the whole day is as tired as a dog, then you are wrong: the dog is not as tired as you are.

24. Beijing is heavily polluted, primary and secondary schools are on vacation, but adults have to work normally. This thing tells us: cherish your student days, because once you grow up, you can't be considered a person anymore.

25. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don't hate the other person at all. It's just so principled that it's impossible to hate someone who is discerning.

26. Are you willing to be my sun? Then please keep 92955886.7 kilometers with me.

27. Every time after the test you pretend to be very high and cold, because others in the heated discussion of the answer is A or B, but you can not figure out why they chose C.

28. Just now in the street to see a cool figure like you, I like crazy desperately chased up, suddenly woke up, the original you have long been out of the city, so I silently put down the hands of another The brick.

29. That year I left my home town, and from then on, the people in the countryside never drank a mouthful of well water.

1. The higher the goal of a person's efforts, the faster his talent develops, and the more dedication he has to society.

2, we are the occasional wipe over a knife in the river and lake, I hope, flow away just time, after the wife! Eat fat meat every day and be a groom every night. Marry a rich man! Wish all the best, have time to come to my house to herd sheep.

3, may we do that inconspicuous tiny stones, to pave the motherland thousands and thousands of miles of golden road.

4, in the rain and dew into a fine bud, from the sun to suck the light, and will be ten thousand purple and red to the motherland - this, we *** with the wish!

5, determination, hard work, pursuit, innovation, these are wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously, you can write a song of youth.

6, to be honest, you're a pretty good person, good-looking body is also good, regardless of whether we meet in the future, but I will always bless you ah! Dear, send you a word: early death early reincarnation!

7, encountered difficulties when learning more even: snow pressure rock pine, rock pine straight and straight. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it, and I'm going to be able to do it. If you don't remember this, you can't blame me for not remembering the past love when the focus of the interview to you point a gun!

8, today's laughter, tonight's wind and moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but to go their own way, cherish, teacher!

9, brothers and sisters all the way! I as a junior division, also in a special stage, but also want to say a word with the junior division: grasp the time, do not look back at their so-called college life to graduation, I want to cry, not because of the parting, but because of what have not learned. I do not know, how to write a resume, if the past I will let it blank. The biggest takeaway is perhaps - the endurance and adaptation to nothing! Make good use of the library, learn the way of self-study, basic knowledge, practice through, interest development, proactivity, control of time, and dealing with people, which is what I feel now.

10, people will graduate, their words are good.

11, music class representative: you must not sing after graduation! I'm not afraid of you attracting wolves, I'm afraid of you singing wolves extinct, not I scare you, you sing songs that can scare wolves to death!

12, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, do not talk to them ah, try to hide away, you speak English only Martians can understand!

13, ladies and gentlemen, the good old days less than a day ah, whether it is the graduating classmates or teachers and siblings, we hurry to cherish the rest of the university time, and later, huh, so now have the opportunity to contact more feelings, do not have too much of the rest of the future do not want to think that the first time is good. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I think it's a good idea.

14, we are lucky to meet this good time; we have the aura, to seize the moment, the future in us.

15, gently I came, hurriedly I have to go. What did I bring, and what did I take away? I can't tell, I only heard a few birds chirping in the distance. I spent four years in a matchbox!

16, a female classmate gave me a sentence, I do not know whether to praise me or scold me: in addition to having a carefree bright smile, you, nothing!

17, grassy campus: a too small, do not know the spring mercy grass; sophomore just, full of spring color for grass; junior too old, the setting sun is difficult to shine grass; senior long sigh, the end of the world where there is grass? Graduation of you shouted, but unfortunately I'm no longer grass.

18, look at you for so many years, are tired of, the eyes hurt, think of the future eyes want to hurt the opportunity are less, nothing more than I slipped in front of, recall the taste of eye pain.

19, fantasy! Fantasy combined with wisdom, is the mother of art and the source of miracles.

20, employment is difficult, we all know, but the text message this end I want to do something for you, there is nothing to do, the only thing is to send a text message, a pass charm, I wish you a smooth journey, all the way to the scenery!

21, on the road there is gravel and mud, we go to clean up; on the road there are weeds and thorns, we go to remove; on the road there are potholes, we go to fill - the road of life, to use our hands to open up!

22, Peking University is calling you, Tsinghua University is greeting you, Wushu University is welcoming you, Huake is waiting for you we are supporting you, we are praying for you, we are blessing you: may you high school!

23, table: haha! My nightmare is finally over, never have to sit with you again!

24, you want to go with me to say it! You do not say how I know you want to go? Do you say I will not let you go, I can not not let you go, I will tell you: all the way to go well!

25, four years of college is coming to an end in the past, recalling the days we walked together, I would like to say, thinking of the past, cherish the present, and look forward to the future. Wish you all the way in the future days!

26, the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory, let us find their best position in life, the world in mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

27, you handsome, cool, simply can not be compared, if you lose, intestines want to turn green, life lost courage, learning can not continue, feelings lack of sweetness, the earth has no gravity, in short, there is a sentence left, no you can not live!

28, look, the hope of the hillock, how beautiful, how verdant, let us stretch the wings of life, shake the wings of youth, to that high mountain peaks to fly!

29, look, the snow has not yet melted from the remote cliffs, spring flowers have opened in the field. --May we always be a beautiful spring flower, the first to bring people the news of spring.

30, squad leader: brother, take care of the road, always be safe and sound, this is my last order to you, although you have never listened to my orders once in the four years under me.

31, if you are a meteor, I will go to wait for you; if you are a satellite, I will go to install you; but unfortunately you are a gorilla, I only go to the zoo to visit you.

32, you go when I will not go to send you, back when no matter how much wind and rain I will go to pick you up.

33, how high are these steps? We don't know, but we cross calmly and resolutely, leaving that old step behind.

34, next door to the kid finally vowed to lose weight, graduation job fair, someone said to him: buddy, give way, you blocked my cell phone signal.

35, like you such a boy is really rare, but boys are like you are too bad, you look at it!

36, I went to college with a sack of money for a sack of books. Graduated, with these books for money, but can not afford to buy a sack.

37, the road of life, as if the circular runway, the end and the starting point together: the old end, is the new starting point. The end point for yesterday to leave a record; the starting point, heralding a better tomorrow.

38, flowers will never laugh at the buds of the delicate and flashy, because the buds can only be blossomed, there will be a garden full of spring color.

39, what is life? Is a brick of the historical building, is a pair of sculls to fight with the wind and waves, is a flower of the plain of all green May we use our own hands to create the most beautiful life!

40, if I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's separate. But I can not ah! Then, let us break up with silence! Know that this is a volcano of silence, it is better than all the words goodbye!

41, know is the will of God, know is the will of man, plus is friendship, love is intentional, we can get together, because the heart has the same feelings.

42, the sunshine of youth, illuminated the direction of our pursuit, let us recognize the goal, spread wings and fly, in order to give the future to add a piece of beautiful light and efforts

43, with childishness, with surprise, with confusion, with ideals, with self-confidence, we are together to meet the most beautiful youthful time of life.

44, the years take away time but not take away my thoughts of you, graduation take away thoughts but not take away the friendship between you and me, teacher and disciple, time to fly farther away, the deeper the thoughts, the more intense the friendship, drink a cup of tea, drink a cup of wine, and gently say: Teacher treasure!

45, why is our youth so vigorous? Why is our life so vigorous? Ah! Because every moment of our youth and life, for the hope and miracle!