Can you make up a cross talk for me (more than 200 points)

There are two. . It's just a little detour . I don't know if you like it or not. You should relax, I can't come anyway. .

Stand-up crosstalk:

East Gate Guanyin, Beihai Tower, Guishan Hutong, Wanshou Palace, Beidaguan, Hebei Street, Dahongqiao, Xiyuzhuangzi, Gu Ting, Nancang, Beicang, Pukou, Hangou, Taohuakou, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi Affairs, Anping, Wharf, Zhangjiawan, Tongxian, Baliqiao and Qihua in Beijing. New Zhuangzi, Xuanhua, Shalingzi, Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Fengzhen, Jining, Pingdiquan, Sanchakou, Shibatai, Zhuozishan, Sandaoying, its camp, Taobuqi, Hohhot, Sarazzi and Xibaotou. Nyalam, Tashi, Lunbu, Doraben, Tian Quan, Qaidam, Qi Mu, Shaer to Lhasa, Mozhugongka, Larry, Chaiduomu, Batang, Litang, Yalong River and Dadu River cross Luding Bridge, Chengdu, Jianyang, Ziyang, Rongchang, Yongchuan, Chongqing, Guiyang, Zunyi, Guizhou and Yunnan. Hubei Shashi, Hanyang, Hankou, Wushengguan, xiaogan, Xinyang, Zhumadian, Yancheng, Xuchang, Zhengzhou, Kaifeng, Luoyang, Sanmenxia, Shaanxi Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin, Xi 'an, Xianyang and Yuexian to Yan 'an. Crossing the Yellow River from Longmen, Yuci County of Shanxi Province, Taiyuan City, Shouyang, Pingdingfu, Yangquan, Jingxing, Shijiazhuang of Hebei Province, Xinle, Wang Du, Baoding City, SHEN WOO, Rao, An, Hejian, Cangzhou, Nanpi, Dongguang, Dezhou, Pingyuan, Yucheng, Jinan City of Shandong Province, Dangjiazhuang and Zhang Xia. From Guanbai, Xiaoxihe, Shimenshan, Zhangbaling, Danzi Street, Citi Camp and Pukou, it passes through Gyeonggi, Jiangnan. Longtan, Xia Shu, Zhenjiang, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Wuxi and Suzhou to Shanghai. Take Zhejiang Songjiang, Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Hangzhou and Jinhua to Jiangxi and Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian. Take Qingzhou, Liancheng, Sanyuan Nanping, Fuzhou, Quanzhou, Jinmen, Xiamen, Benshankou, Guangzhou, Leizhou, Hainan Island, Kowloon, Hong Kong to Hanoi, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Yangon, Myanmar, Bangladesh, Calcutta, Mumbai, New Delhi, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Iran, Iraq. Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Ankara, across the Black Sea, to the Soviet Union, Ukraine, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Moscow, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, the Baltic Sea to Finland. Stockholm, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Berlin, Poland, Warsaw, Czechoslovakia and Budapest, Hungary. Romania, Bulgaria, Sofia, Greece, Albania, Yugoslavia, Italy, Switzerland, Switzerland, France, Paris, Marseille, Mediterranean, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain, Madrid, across the English Channel to London. England, Scotland, Ireland and Iceland crossed the Atlantic to America. Go to Quebec, Newfoundland, Boston, new york, Washington, Chicago, San Francisco, Mexico, Central America, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia, Victoria, Guyana, Brazil, Peru, Uruguay, Argentina, Buenos Aires, Chile, Santiago and Magellan. Melbourne, Australia, spans Oceania, Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria. Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Mozambique, Madagascar, to Nanyang Islands, Sumatra, La Zhaowa, Sirian, Malaysia, Philippines, Manila, Luzon to Kyushu, Japan, Shimonoseki, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Osaka, Tokyo, Nagoya, Thousand Islands in Beihai, Sakhalin Island, kamchatka peninsula, and the Sea of Japan to North Korea. Busan, Daegu, Seoul, Pyongyang, Zhou Xinyi. Cross the Yalu River, return to Dandong, take Tonghua Meihekou, Changchun City, Yanji, Shuanghe Town, Ning 'an, Mudanjiang, Linkou, Jiamusi, Mulan Baye, Harbin, Qiqihar in Inner Mongolia, Baktu, Hailar, Manzhouli, Hulunbeier, Alishan, Ulanhot, Kaiyuan Tieling, Shishan, Xinchengzi, Wenguantun and Shenyang. Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, Luanzhou, Guye and Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe Fifty Neighborhood, Dongxinzhuang, Junliangcheng, Xinhe, Zhang Gui Zhuang, Zhuangzi, Second Cultural Palace, Qianzhuang, Oyatani, Trolley Factory Dawangzhuang. After jiefang bridge, binjiang road, Heping Road and Heather, I arrived at the Great Wall Theatre.

Crosstalk:

Note: Ma-,Huang-.

Ma: Look at this cross talk. It is a form of Quyi.

Huang: Right.

Ma: Quyi has a wide range.

Huang: Really?

Horse: drums, strings, pendants, tunes, piano books, allegro and cross talk.

Huang: Right.

M: Each genre has its own local color.

Huang: Really?

Ma: Take cross talk as an example. Do you know where crosstalk originated?

Huang: Beijing.

Ma: By the way, look at this crosstalk performer. Most of them are from Beijing.

Huang: Right.

M: The singing is different.

Huang: Why?

M: Tianjin people are the best.

Huang: Yes, it's Tianjin time.

Ma: There are the most people singing pendants in Henan.

Huang: Right.

Ma: Two-person turn,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many people in Jilin Province. Singing the lyrics,

Huang: How many people are there?

M: There are many people in Suzhou. Shaoxing opera singer,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many people in Shaoxing. Shanghai opera singer,

Huang: How many people are there?

M: There are many people in Shanghai. Sing a flower drum opera,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: Fengyang is crowded. Used for ironing,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: Zhangqiu is crowded. Use a bowl,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many people in Wuxian. Shaved,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: Many people in Baodi County do pedicure.

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many people in Dingxing, who practice routines.

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many people in Cangzhou, who play monkeys.

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: Many people in Wuqiao buy buckwheat shells.

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: Yixing is crowded. Selling shredded tofu,

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many people in Wuqing County who sell dry cakes.

Huang: How many people are there?

Ma: There are many popsicles sellers in Yangcun.

Huang: How many people are there?

M: Everyone here has it.

Huang: Why does everyone here have it?

M: This job is not fixed. Popsicles can be made everywhere. All you have to do is buy it locally.

Huang: Right.

Ma: There are still the most crosstalk speakers in Beijing.

Huang: Right.

Ma: You speak crosstalk well.

Huang: Why?

M: I especially like listening to it.

Huang: You're welcome.

No, I think your greatest feature is ...

Huang: I am?

Ma: It's just sweet.

Huang: Ah, I am familiar with it. I am a watermelon.

Ma: Who said you were a watermelon? Your accent is sweet and pleasant.

Huang: They all say so.

M: Judging from your accent, you may not be from here.

Huang: Right.

M: Where are you from?

Huang: Beijing.

Oh, where are you from?

Huang: Right.

Oh, great.

Huang: Good Beijing.

M: I envy you.

Huang: Why?

M: Great! Beijing is great! It is the capital of our motherland. I used to pay attention to "the imperial city is four, nine gates and eight o'clock." Wanshou Mountain, the Summer Palace, the Palace Museum, Lugou Xiaoyue and Yinding Guanshan have beautiful scenery and numerous ancient scenes.

Huang: Yes.

M: Beijing is good. Beijing has three kinds of treasures.

Huang: What three treasures?

Ma: Good culture, good scenery and good pronunciation. Don't move, live well.

Huang: Yes, you praised Beijing like a flower, and my job has been adjusted. I came to Tianjin.

M: Oh, it's great to move to Tianjin!

Huang: What about Tianjin?

M: Tianjin is good. Flood and drought wharf, Tianjinwei in the lower reaches of Jiujiang, and two passes of Sanfuqiao, fresh fish and vegetables can't be stuffed in Tianjin. Tianjin is good.

Huang: OK.

Ma: Audiences in Tianjin love to listen to Quyi. There are three kinds of treasures in Tianjin.

Huang: What three treasures?

Ma: Drum Tower, battery, pick the bell, don't move, live well.

Huang: I can't go anywhere. I have moved out of the customs.

Ma: Northeast? All right!

Huang: How about going through customs?

Ma: Northeast China is the gateway to the motherland. Sorghum and soybeans have a bumper harvest every year. The northeast is good, there are three kinds of treasures in the northeast.

Huang: What three treasures?

Horse: ginseng, mink, fluorene, grass.

Ma and Huang: Don't move. Stay here.

Huang: I knew it. I moved to Baoding.

Ma: Baoding House is wonderful. There are three treasures in Baoding: iron balls and batter. Spring is not old. It's okay. It's good to have two iron balls to swallow and have fun.

Huang: I am a bear. What happened? Why swallow an iron ball when you have nothing to do?

Ma: Baoding has a good house. Just live there. Don't move.

Huang: I'm back in Beijing. what did you say ?

What, you moved back to Beijing, huh? Just now, you went to that station, moved around for a while and took rat poison. What's the matter?

Huang: How can you talk?

Is there a suitable place?

Huang: I'm telling you, it has something to do with our profession. It's a circular performance. Why not go?

Oh, how often do you go out in this job?

Huang: Right.

Have you been to all the places?

Huang: I have been there.

Let me ask you something. Do you often go to Beijing?

Huang: Yes, I can't say that I often go there.

M: Have you ever been to Shanghai?

Huang: Yes.

M: Shenyang?

Huang: Yes.

Ma: Qiqihar?

Huang: Yes.

M: Nanjing?

Huang: Yes.

Ma: Tibet?

Huang: Yes.

M: Xinjiang?

Huang: Yes.

M: Abroad?

Huang: I've never been here before.

Man: That's it, that's it. You are not as good as me.

Huang: You?

M: I often go abroad.

Huang: Huh? You frightened the life out of me.

M: I often go abroad.

Huang: Going abroad?

Yes, because I am a traveler.

Huang: Oh, you are a traveler.

M: All over the world.

Huang: Go abroad often?

M: I often go abroad.

Huang: Where have you been abroad?

Where have you been? Have you ever been abroad?

Huang: No.

M: It's easy.

Huang: Simple?

Do you know England?

Huang: I know that we have established diplomatic relations.

M: England. I have been to England. I have been to France, too.

Huang: I have been to France.

M: I'm leaving again recently.

Huang: Then why don't you go?

M: I need an assistant for a long trip. Take some notes for me along the way and find some information or something. I can't find so many people.

Huang: Comrade, what do you think of me? I call myself a volunteer.

M: What about you? Do you have a culture?

Huang: I graduated from college only two hours ago.

M: You can't go to this culture.

Huang: Why?

M: It's too far.

Huang: That's all right. Let's take a bus.

M: I'm afraid you'll get carsick by car.

Huang: Then let's take a boat.

M: I'm afraid you will get seasick.

Huang: Then let's fly.

M: To make matters worse, you are dizzy.

Huang: I feel dizzy.

You can't go. You don't know my plan.

Huang: What are your plans?

Ma: Go!

Huang: Which leg?

Man: Ah!

Huang: I see what you mean. Do you want to see the mountains and take notes?

M: That's what I mean.

Huang: If you can walk, so can I.

M: You've come this far?

Huang: How fresh! If you can leave, so can I.

M: OK, I'll take you there, so let's take a taxi here.

Huang: Come here.

Ma: Out of the door, let's run to the southeast corner.

Huang: Southeast corner.

Ma: East Gate Guanyin, Beihai Tower, Guishan Hutong, Wanshou Palace, Beidaguan, Hebei Avenue, Dahongqiao, Xiyuzhuangzi, Nancang, Beicang, Zoupukou, Hangou, Taohuakou, Yangcun, Caicun, Hexi Affairs, Anping, Wharf, Zhangjiawan, Tongxian, Baliqiao and Zhangjiawan. Xiahuayuan, New Zhuangzi, Xuanhua, Shalingzi, Ningyuan, Zhangjiakou, Chaigou, Xiwan, Tianzhen, Yanggao County, Julebao, Zhoushizhuang, Datong, Gushan, Fengzhen, Jining, Pingdiquan, Sanchakou, Shibatai, Zhuozishan, Sandaoying, Qiying, Taobuqi, Hohhot and Sarazzi.

Huang: How can I get there?

Ma: Into Tibet. Nyalam, Tashi, Lunbu, Doraben, Tian Quan, Qaidam, Qi Mu, Shaer to Lhasa, Mozhugongka, Larry, Chaiduomu, Batang, Litang, Yalong River and Dadu River cross Luding Bridge, Chengdu, Jianyang, Ziyang, Rongchang, Yongchuan, Chongqing, Guiyang, Zunyi, Guizhou and Yunnan. Hubei Shashi, Hanyang, Hankou, Wushengguan, xiaogan, Xinyang, Zhumadian, Yancheng, Xuchang, Zhengzhou, Kaifeng, Luoyang, Sanmenxia, Shaanxi Lingbao, Tongguan, Huayin, Xi 'an, Xianyang and Yuexian to Yan 'an.

Huang: We are all in Yan 'an.

Horse: Cross the Yellow River from Longmen, Yuci County, Taiyuan City, Shouyang, Pingdingfu, Yangquan, Jingxing, Shijiazhuang, Xinle, Baoding City, SHEN WOO, Rao, An, Hejian, Cangzhou, Nanpi, Dongguang, Dezhou, Pingyuan, Yucheng, Jinan City, Shandong Province and Dangjiazhuang.

Huang: How can I get there?

Ma: Cong, Xiaoxihe, Shimen Mountain, Zhangbaling, Danzi Street, Citi Camp and Pukou pass through the capital of Jiangnan. Longtan, Xia Shu, Zhenjiang, Kunshan, Lujiabin, Wuxi and Suzhou to Shanghai.

Huang: Here we are in Shanghai.

Ma: Take Zhejiang Songjiang, Jiaxing, Shaoxing, Hangzhou and Jinhua to Jiangxi, and Yongfeng Ruijin to Fujian. Take Qingzhou, Liancheng, Sanyuan Nanping, Fuzhou, Quanzhou, Jinmen, Xiamen, Benshankou, Guangdong, Leizhou, Hainan Island, and pass through Kowloon and Hong Kong to Hanoi, Vietnam.

Huang: They are all abroad.

Ma: Vientiane, Laos, Bangkok, Thailand, Yangon, Myanmar, Bangladesh, India, Kalgoda, Mumbai, New Delhi, Pakistan and Afghanistan. Iran, Iraq. Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Ankara, across the Black Sea, to the Soviet Union, Ukraine, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Moscow, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, the Baltic Sea to Finland. Stockholm, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Berlin, Poland, Warsaw, Czechoslovakia and Budapest, Hungary. Romania, Bulgaria, Sofia, Greece, Albania, Yugoslavia, Italy, Switzerland, Switzerland, France, Paris, Marseille, Mediterranean, Gibraltar, Portugal, Spain, Madrid, across the English Channel to London. England, Scotland, Ireland and Iceland crossed the Atlantic to America. Go to Quebec, Newfoundland, Boston, new york, Washington, Chicago, San Francisco, Mexico, Central America, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Ecuador, Colombia, Bolivia, Victoria, Guyana, Brazil, Peru, Uruguay, Argentina, Buenos Aires, Chile, Santiago and Magellan. Melbourne, Australia, spans Oceania, Tunisia, Morocco and Algeria. Libya, Egypt, Sudan, Ethiopia, Mozambique, Madagascar, to Nanyang Islands, Sumatra, La Zhaowa, Sirian, Malaysia, Philippines, Manila, Luzon to Kyushu, Japan, Shimonoseki, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Osaka, Tokyo, Nagoya, Thousand Islands in Beihai, Sakhalin Island, kamchatka peninsula, and the Sea of Japan to North Korea. Busan, Daegu, Seoul, Pyongyang, Zhou Xinyi. Cross the Yalu River and return to Dandong.

Huang: Back again.

Ma: Take Meihekou, Tonghua, Changchun, Yanji, Shuanghe Town, Ning 'an, Mudanjiang, Linkou, Jiamusi, Mulan Baye, Harbin, Qiqihar, Inner Mongolia, Baktu, Hailar, Manzhouli, Hulunbeier, Alishan, Ulanhot, Kaiyuan Tieling, Shishan, Xinchengzi, Wenguantun, Shenyang, Huanggutun and Xinmin. Take Qinhuangdao, Beidaihe, Changli County, Luanzhou, Guye and Kaiping to Tangshan. Lutai, Hangu, Tanggu, Xinhe Fifty Neighborhood, Dongxinzhuang, Junliangcheng, Xinhe, Zhang Gui Zhuang, Zhuangzi, Second Cultural Palace, Qianzhuang, Oyatani, Trolley Factory Dawangzhuang. After jiefang bridge, binjiang road, Heping Road and Heather, I arrived at the Great Wall Theatre.

M: We can walk.

Huang: Walking is too tiring.

M: It doesn't matter if you are tired.

Huang: What should I do?

Ma: You carried me behind my back.

Huang: Me!