Ten rules of storytelling

Dan Tianfang is used to telling stories.

(A) the types of characters that literati can always appear:

1. Pretty boy style

The characteristics of such characters are: handsome and arrogant, but honest and capable, but cruel.

The general emotional experience of such characters is:

Often chased by girls, you may sometimes be defeated by a female general and captured alive, but you don't have to worry. You will often be seen by female generals. Find a girl or a woman to fix you up, but usually you won't agree at first.

When the game is about to go on, there will be a character or a program who will discuss things well, tell the female generals to surrender, and then kill their father and brother if they are more ruthless. With the help of female generals, they made great contributions. If you don't hide,

This kind of peach blossom luck may be repeated several times, so there will be several wives. Sometimes the quickest way is to fight for marriage. In this case, men usually cheat and lose to their wives.

The representatives of this kind of characters: Baiyun Falling \ Xue Dingshan \ Xia Longtian Dart \ Bai Yutang \ Luo Cheng \ Luo Tong \ Yong Wang Bodang \ Changsheng \ Guo Ying \ Hu.

Swords are generally used in martial arts books, and guns will be used soon. )

2. Carbon black head type

This is a variant of the last one, but it has changed from a white face to a black face and a kinder one.

The emotional experience is similar to the above roles, except that I agreed to get married faster (this may be the reason why I know my face is black).

Representative figures: Xue Gang, Chang Yuchun, Chang Lin, Lin Tung and Weichi Gong.

(General strength is relatively strong)

3 no skin and no face

Most of these characters have no skills but are blessed. Some may be fat and have strong personalities. They often play the role of a needle in the book, and some often act as matchmakers, always completing some impossible things.

This task,

Personal feelings are relatively low-key, and they are not often mentioned, but they are all well married. Sometimes, the son is more beautiful than his father and very promising.

Representative figures: Cheng/Hu Dahai/Fang Shuan also belong to this category.

(Especially in four or five books, he is also the father of matchmakers, and at least a dozen pairs of introductions have succeeded. )

4. Little Scorpion Style

It's not good for such a character to think too much. They often play tricks on others, but they all have their own skills, and some often act as matchmakers for the first two roles.

Representative figures are: Shi Qian/Hou Jijun/Xiao Bozi, Xu Fang/Chang Mao/Xue Kui/Pingjiang/Zhang Fang (Biography of Tonglin).

5 Taoist Strategist Style

Such figures are generally resourceful, and most of them are born or feel like Taoist priests.

Representative: Xu Maogong/Liu Bowen/Wu Yong/Xu Meizu/Jiang Shang.

Xu Liang style: It combines the characteristics of the above people, so he is the best, so the white-browed warrior hasn't finished watching more than 300 episodes.

I don't think such a figure will appear in Shan Lao's book again. Xu Liang in Shan Lao's heart is like Wei Xiaobao in Jin Yong's heart.

(2) What often happens:

1 Brave 2 Heroes' Club 3 Combat Array 4 Solve Drugs 5 Attack and Destroy Villages 6 Compete and Recruit Relatives 7 Find Stolen Treasures 8 Rescue Captured Important Persons 9 A hero breaks through danger alone 10 When he is in danger,

Master Diao helped 12 Shu Dan was framed by the bad guys. 13 after the hero saved the beautiful girl, he recruited his relatives. 14 Shu Dan hit several powerful enemies (usually brothers). Use the above plot combination.

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(3) Common dialect sounds:

All kinds of (sun), brothers (Dai), old and weak (Rao), disabled people and playing music (Yao)

(4) Idioms:

The villain of a bad family generally says: X family has five tigers or X family has three tigers! X dragon, X tiger, X tiger, X leopard, X bear.

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(E) Common rhetoric

Common expressions for evaluating someone:

..... Toad with three legs is hard to find, but there are plenty of big living people with two legs!

..... Biting dogs have no teeth!

..... people are divided into three, six, nine and so on. And the wood is divided into pear wood and rosewood! Hundreds of people

..... XXX is the mother and son of bad things! (Tang Erhu \ Tian Daxia \ Zhang Fei said everything)

..... XXX is a bad bag!

..... outstanding, outstanding! .....

..... Choose and choose, pull and pull. .....

..... this is XXXX, if it was someone else, it would have been like this. ......

..... Fear of death, avoid arrows with dangerous knives.

When expressing someone's feelings:

..... gas explosion with liver and lungs, broken teeth in mouth.

..... scared to death. ....

..... oral, admire. ......

..... I almost didn't shit my pants. ....

..... It's a waste of time to take off your pants and shelter from the wind and rain!

..... I hate that my parents have few legs! (When the villain escapes)

Speaking of a situation, as the saying goes:

..... A dog jumps over a wall, let alone a person!

..... compare your heart with your own!

..... You can't turn your back on a superior person!

..... Words are the lock of happiness!

... shit, come back.

..... I have two skins on my mouth, but it's okay!

..... no benefit, no early!

..... Let's get this straight!

..... A casserole can't be penetrated, and a word is not revealed!

..... Blow hard if you can, and don't blow camels. .....

Explain the friendship between people, said:

..... Half-brothers are as thick as cows!

..... See you at the banquet, and be friends all the way!

..... Don't say thank you for your kindness!

..... A thousand cups of wine meets a bosom friend, and more than half a sentence!

..... put your hands around your neck and waist!

..... friendship from generation to generation!

When opposing sides fight, they often say:

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..... The two sides launched a hand-to-hand combat ... This battle is unprecedented!

..... Look up at you! (When making up your mind in battle)

..... Soldiers will join hands and fight one!

..... It's too late, then it's too soon. .....

..... put your legs up, Gordon, and take off (or hang up) the big gun/broadsword.

..... "Kick your feet," Ma Xiangqian urged. .........

... two horses tripped ... and they fought together. ....

..... Why kill chickens with a butcher knife? If something happens, you will be responsible.

..... The two sides played XX rounds, and there was no win or loss.

..... XX is really powerful, I am no match, and I will lose the battle ... (all rhetoric used in fraud and failure)

..... Next to the horse number is the horse number, and next to the company battalion is the company battalion. ....

..... over ten thousand people, boundless; There are hundreds of thousands of people, completely connected to the sky.

..... Bang, bang, bang. Dismount the girdle, and the saddle can't be pushed or pulled back. .....

..... BMW XXX opposite, shaking its head and tail, its mane and tail exploding.

..... The general is not afraid of hordes, and he is afraid of being unarmed. ....

..... it's almost the same without XXXX! (For example, it is almost the same without hundreds of horses! It is said that it is almost the same whether you want it or not! )

..... fly out of the circle!

..... The gun sticks a line, and the knife cuts a large area.

Words or phrases commonly used to describe heroes:

..... silver helmet and silver armor ... White horse and Parker!

..... dismount and get shot (knife/hammer), invincible.

..... row the knife at once. ...

..... Smoked Tai Sui, blazing King Kong, fierce!

..... Height is too high, waist is big and round (two arms are three courts wide)!

..... wear green and hang soap!

..... The whole body clean tightly, neatly, arms and legs up, no tension!

..... Like a half-black tower!

..... big leopard eye ... /a Double Lake order .../A pair of foxes (only for Zhang).

..... rosacea/lion nose ... brazier mouth ....

..... a pair of big eyes like skinned ducks (chickens) ....

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..... waist and back, shoulders locked, fan-shaped figure. ....

..... The generals on both sides are tall, short, fat and thin, all wearing bright helmets. It is really a big fat power and a short spirit. .....

..... Jump off the horse and calm down the height ten feet away. .....

..... Face like iron, bright in black, transparent in light. .....

Speaking of someone dying or passing out:

..... Fuck you! Shh.-It's just a knife. ....

..... the body's induction to the world! ... meet your grandmother's house!

..... is a blessing, not a curse, but a curse. ......

..... Bassa breasts. Repel. .....

When changing roles in the book:

..... A storyteller can't tell two stories with one mouth.

..... In short, Jay said:

..... In the last article, we said. .....

..... the dark table in the book ....

..... time is pressing. .....

..... Words are divided into two ends, let's talk about it. .....

..... So-and-so didn't hide, told the story again!

Other idioms:

So so, so so! (When talking about the plan in secret)

Words ... nonsense! (When slang retreats)

Everything has its vanquisher. Brine accounts for tofu!

Get dry goods! (gold, silver, etc. )

The wind stinks for 800 miles! (When someone has a bad reputation)

Let you/me open your eyes!

Wine over thirty, food over five flavors!

Infinite Buddha! (the oral language of Taoist storytelling)

..... May God and Buddha bless you. .......

I can't see my palm, and I can't see the person across the street!

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Storytelling convention (Prince Chen Feng)

1, don't ask people for accounts before the Spring Festival, otherwise it will be your bad luck and your wife's bad luck;

2, Lantern Festival, never go to see lanterns, nothing to stay at home. Otherwise, either foresee Qin Qiong or meet Xue Gang.

3, disobedient, really went? Just go, but remember: first, don't go to the brothel, there is your fiancee; Second, it is not good to see the buskers;

I won't let you go, but you are partial. Did you make a mess? Stop crying! What's the use of crying? Find a dead end and run a dead end? Ah! Did you hear me right? I told you to go to a dead end, and you stopped running at the end? Jump over the wall! Don't worry, the man chasing you over the wall is dead. He has a way to get you out.

5, the contest to recruit relatives? Don't go, it's not your job!

What? I want to try for a while, but it's no use asking you to try.

What? No, try? I can tell you, be careful with the shoes that girls wear. There is either a hook or a knife in it.

How's it going? Scared, huh? Hey! By the way, stay aside and watch the fun, and there will be bullies coming soon.

What? Can the old couple handle it? Rub your eyes, boss! It is a girl. As long as it is a girl, there is usually a father.

6. Seeing an extraordinary person begging in the street, even if you lend me money, you should give it to others. Better invite them to dinner. Useful! What time? Don't be busy, sometimes!

7. It's not very promising to mix with heroes. Just mix with glib words. If you are good-looking, you have a chance to marry PLMM.

8. Are there monsters? Where is it? -The back garden of the rich. Do you want to catch it? Grab it! Stupid boy! I'm telling you, it's not a monster at all Unfortunately, you can pull a horse out. Come back! What's the hurry! Go, first ask the rich man if he has a daughter, is he fascinated by the monster, and if he catches the monster, who will marry her?

9. What? Beating a female thief? You're crazy! Oh, you have sinusitis? What does it matter? She has a towel or a towel. Run!

10, poisoning is not! Then run! Can't run? Why? Is there a cliff ahead? Idiot! This is the method. Jump. Don't be afraid, it's either a river or a tree below, and it won't die.

1 1. Look, it fell into the water, didn't it? Can swim! No charge! Swimming is boring. Drink water quickly and faint yourself.

12, wake up, open your eyes and see who it is! Beauty! No? That's the old road! No? A nun? Not yet? Monk? It's not true? That's weird. Oh … you must have given it to the beggar! It worked!

13, what? You want to build a ring? Put it out. Remember, if two useless people come to fight, don't call them. First of all, where is the hero who came with you?

14, is there a hole? Get down! Afraid! Ouch! Big boy, this is embarrassing. At most, there is a skeleton below. If you go down, there may be swords, nod swords and cheats. You won't suffer anyway. By the way, remember, hitting twice is good for bones!

15, an official? All right! Immediately ordered the arrest of some people called cats, rats, flowers and grass in the Jianghu. Otherwise, you will teach the emperor to hide all his treasures and never take them out to play again! See which is easier!

16, the emperor wants you to praise the official? Like it! Good thing. But no matter whose sedan chair you meet on the road, you'd better put it down.

17, lead troops to fight? Conscription? All right! Remember, it's best to find some good-looking GG or DD, which will be used in hard bones in nine cases out of ten. By the way, changing the military discipline, getting rid of the "gun-hunting wife" is not conducive to the development of the army, and you will be ugly in the future.

18, not enough soldiers? Never mind, ethnic minorities can lend it to you. Borrow it yourself. Generally speaking, you can still marry a princess.

19, officer, try a case? Judge? What if he doesn't talk? Hey! You are so stupid! Pretend to be a ghost and ask a question accurately!

20. Do you want to be a cottage owner? I'm telling you, it's best not to take in wanted criminals. What? You're very skilled? Ah, bah! It's no use. Just wait and see, you are bound to have bad luck. What? You have a daughter. It's over. Get married quickly, or you may kill her. And a son? Or four? Not brave and strong. What? so this is it？ Boss! Why don't you choose another name? It's over. Your four sons are either dead or injured. Why are you still standing there? Stop being a pawn!

2 1. The most important thing is that men should never marry beautiful wives.

22. If you know martial arts and have a beautiful daughter, don't accept an apprentice. Did you get it? Then you will be miserable, not only the girl is gone, but also your wife is finished.

If the person you are looking for "happens" to die, you must stay in his house for a few more days, and it is best to go out at night.

24. If your husband and wife gave birth to a son and accidentally lost him when he was three or four years old, don't worry, someone must have taken a fancy to him and accepted him as a descendant. As long as you wait patiently for 15 or 16 years, it goes without saying that there will always be a handsome boy with high martial arts who suddenly appears in front of you to save you and marry you!

25. Caught by King Shan (or his daughter)? Don't be afraid, his daughter will marry you. What? You don't want to. Don't make unnecessary resistance.