The more dirty words you swear at men, the better.

1, Furong fart, you catch shit. When I saw you, it suddenly occurred to me that Bajie was a handsome boy.

2. Men who are not good to women will be reborn as sanitary napkins in their next life!

3. You can know your personality from the way you watch movies: fast forward watching literary films and pause watching pornographic films.

After seeing you, I realized what it means for your father to scold you all day for a barbecued pork bun instead of giving birth to you! Look at the barbecued pork, look at you, and compare. Shit, barbecued pork is better than you!

5. Some people say that men have gold under their knees. You cut off your fucking foot and didn't even see a piece of iron!

Brother, can you turn up the resolution on your face?

7. Brother, are you Gao Qiu? I'm completely pissed off by you.

8. Do men who smoke smell, or do men who drink smell? And those who don't take a shower. . .

9. Every man who is addicted to women's XO has a dream of making women XXOO.

Men are Pentium at the age of twenty, Microsoft at the age of thirty, Panasonic at the age of forty and Lenovo at the age of fifty.

1 1, men and dogs, men are 20 like Baha 'i dogs, with sweet words always on their lips, men are 30 like watchdog, cooking and washing clothes are the best, men are 40 like mad dogs, and they bite at the sight of beautiful women.

12, you are so tall, be careful to look like the tallest person in the world. Because you are too tall, your heart is too far away, and you die of cerebral hemorrhage.

13, you are handsome, with hair like kelp, a sack and shoelaces around your waist. If you have nothing to do, you love to be bad! Do you think you are the most handsome in the world? Actually, it's the second generation of nerves! !

14, when you walk into the street, just find a telephone pole to lift your hind legs and take a piss to see what you look like!

15, I didn't buy a ticket when I got on the bus. I bent over and my neck shrank. You said your name was Liu. I can't figure it out. I don't know where you all come from.

16, this handsome guy has a delicate mind, clever means, handsome figure and fire. It is really necessary to look good and have big breasts!

17, the smartest man is pretending to be stupid, and the smartest woman is pretending.

18, a toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad, you are a toad.

19, you are simply handsome, cool and stupid!

20. Look at your poor face. You have nothing to do with your brain. There is not even some water.

2 1, I want to say that you are an idiot, I am praising you.

22. If human beings want to be handsome, they have to reproduce asexually!

23. I once said that you were not very handsome, but you said that at least you sneezed loudly!

24, buddy, I'm sorry, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

25, man, look at your IQ. . . Is it from the physics department (indoor) of the University of Calgary?

26. Single women are called petty bourgeoisie, single men are called bachelors, ugly women are called dinosaurs, handsome men are called frogs, and even you are called Xiao Qiang.

27, hey! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

28. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

29. If you are sick, you can cure it. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, and you always sleep soundly. I really envy you, alas, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

3 1. How can I describe his appearance to you? Have you ever seen baked sweet potatoes? Just baked. It's too hot in your hand. I accidentally failed to hold it and fell to the ground. What about over there? A child came running, wearing spikes, and stepped on this sweet potato. . His face is like this sweet potato.

32. Why are you the only onion in your three acres? Do you have any foreign garlic?

33. As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken and you want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

34. No pains, no gains; No pains, no gains; You plant a turtle, and you get a turtle.

35. The hot sun stung your titanium dog's eyes.

36. The price of pork has risen recently. Your value has also gone up.

I think all the bears in the world are just like you.

38. I had a whim and set your photo as the desktop of the computer. Damn, I'm infected with a computer virus!

Don't curse men with dirty words.

1, are you afraid of mania and intermittent self-mutilation? 2, you can't beat me, don't always use your gorgeous language to force me, you haven't.

3. I was born useful, and the mouse son can make holes.

It's the first time for me to see such a bitch who is worse than a dog. Your fucking courage is really commendable!

A genius who takes a step forward is a fool, and a fool who takes a step back is not necessarily a genius.

6, hey, how much did your parents spend on you to be so cheeky!

7. Is there water in your head when you wash your face and shampoo? Brainwashed?

8. The world is already so difficult, why should we show our IQ?

9. You buy a 2-yuan mirror to see what you look like. Your parents don't believe in God and cry angrily. How can you live in this world?

10, a frog who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good frog-frog!

1 1, once you weigh yourself, you are very unhappy. When I am unhappy, I want to eat.

12, I'm not as good as you, and you lose in terms of talent.

13. If you don't know what SB is, look in the mirror.

14, what you said is a bunch of nonsense? I can totally ignore your rubbish language.

15, you said that you, you and I are not at the same level at all. What are you nagging me about?

16, stop pouting and selling cute scissors, wrinkles on your forehead can pinch flies.

17, you are the wind, you are the sand, lingering in the cape! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!

18, I know that animals like you can't spit ivory.

19, is there a hole in your head? I want to be a bitch and build a memorial arch.

20. Even if you are beautiful or not, your mind is still not bright. The most important thing is to lose the chain at the critical moment. After getting out of the wall, make sure there is someone on the other side of the wall.

2 1, you waste air alive, land dead, and RMB half dead.

22, you look like a moldy sweet potato, pick it up and throw it on the ground, then step on a few feet and finally sprinkle a handful of sesame seeds.

23. Do you believe that I will knock off your head, knock off all the memories before you were 8 years old, and remind you of your wonderful childhood?

24, mushrooms are cold, there are so many white horses in the world, just find a mule, forget it, that's waiting for Bole to find it.

25. If you can't fit me in your heart, either my personality is too great or your mind is too narrow.

26. Xifeng is a bitch and has an audience. Are you fucking qualified to be a bitch?

27. As soon as I saw you, I knew that baboon was your relative, otherwise you look too much alike!

28. Did you break your skull when you were a child? As a result, your IQ is too low to take any medicine to make up for it.

29. You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?

30, you continue to show your shameless ability!

3 1, Tang Yan will be speechless when he sees you.

It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.

33, you don't always day after day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

34. There is no one in the world who is more idiot than you. Idiot is your exclusive term.

Please pay attention to your words, young lady, because your rich language charm is directly proportional to your white face that looks like a man's body.

36. I can kill you now! You are a loser. Do you understand now?

37. Don't you dare yell at me with the sound of a hob. You are tired of living!

As far as your appearance is concerned, don't go out at night. It's really not good to scare ghosts. People are still scrambling to be reborn.

39. Call others thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and felt bored.

Don't say I can't, or I'll make you regret it.

4 1, you BT, I'll pat you on the stomach, you're a fighting force in a cow, you're a VIp in an idiot, I fuck your 18 th generation ancestors and see your vulgarity.

42. Your cheap photos broke the Guinness World Record for the cheapest photos. Congratulations!

43. There is no second slut in the world who is more coquettish than you. Congratulations on becoming a global celebrity.

44. I really want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine!

45. Your mother may have given birth to you prematurely, so you haven't fully grown up.

46. Look at your head. Is it brain-damaged? Why are you in such a hurry? Domineering side leakage, but also insisted that he did not arrive.

47. You were born a cucumber, and you owe it! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

48. I always thought. People and dogs and pigs at least can't mate. But ... your appearance has completely broken science and common sense. It's really a great sorrow in the scientific community!

49. When I saw you, I knew you were born a fucking bitch, and you had the exclusive label of a bitch.

50. Push me again and I'll play dead for you.

5 1. If you were a flower, the cow wouldn't shit!

52. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

You spent your whole life looking back on your youth. Why do you spend your whole life doubting your life?

54. The abandoned snowman on Mount Everest, the murderer who blocked the septic tank,

55. Animals wearing this dress will change people. As soon as you put it on, look at the idiot on the left, the idiot on the right, the pig on the top and the donkey on the bottom.

56. Please forgive us! Please give us a clean and harmonious world!

Don't compare with anyone, because you can't even compare with dogs, let alone people.

58. Don't think you are famous or anything. You think your father is Li Gang. Is it difficult? I'm sorry! I should have known you were a descendant of Pig Bajie!

Don't bark here, but hurry back to your kennel with that bone in your mouth!

Everyone knows that you are beautiful, but your beauty is only suitable for being a shameless mistress.

6 1, you monkey, where did you wander out? Ass and face grow together, red with black, black with yellow, yellow with a little sexy.

62. Laugh at others if you don't wash your ass clean, pure 1290. Don't make me say what this means! That's 250 plus 38 plus 2!

63. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.

64. Do you know why people say your family is poor for three generations? If you can't get a wife, how can you have offspring?

65. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

66. Do you think you are pretending to be depressed and talking to Jing M. Guo? You are not as tall as others.

67. You are a hooligan. You have been a hooligan since you were a child. Your mother just gave birth to you. Don't forget to look back.

68. You can know your personality from the way you watch movies: fast forward watching literary films and pause watching pornographic films.

69. You are an incomplete life, an alien with genetic mutation.

70. Tell you not to push me. If you push me again, I'll play dead for you.

7 1, I feel so beautiful when I look at your hairstyle. I sincerely mourn for you. Why did you cut the ghost's hair? What's the purpose?

72. Go to the street and find a telephone pole to lift your hind legs. Look at yourself and see what virtue you are!

73. Forget being unkind, but how can you be so cruel and heartless? You are really a demon.

74. I feel that my beauty is unacceptable when I fall asleep, and then I can't sleep anymore.

75. I said you don't look like a pig because I'm afraid of offending pigs.

76. I can smell you from 800 miles away. I am really shameless proud of you.

77. It is hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the most hateful thing is that you still occupy the pit after taking a shit.

78. The world is bigger than what you lack.

79. I really don't know how the mentally retarded hospitals in the world are run. There is such a brain-dead person who appears here without treatment.

80. The IQ trained by the circus is really a serious injury.

Happiness is not the more the better, but just right.

First, the process of our struggle for our ideals is far more significant than the unknown results.

Second, don't be too arrogant when things are going well. Even if you climb to the top of the slope, you will eventually go downhill; Don't be too proud when you walk fast. Your feet are always limited. It is better to slow down and make the short circuit wonderful. When you are tired, don't lament too much. You know, you have rested and experienced fatigue before you know how to be strong and cherish. Don't be too sad when you are in pain. Life has no end. Suffering is a ladder to help you get out of the trough and swamp.

Third, love is understanding, not imprisonment. Life is knowledge, not life.

Fourth, high-quality friendship always happens between two excellent independent personalities.

Many people don't get married, not because they think marriage is not important, but because marriage is very important. Yang changyi

6. People who have the ability to be willful will also have the ability to be strong.

I have designed 10,000 ways to meet you, but I am afraid of meeting you.

Eight, should be carefully observed, in order to understand; We should try to understand in order to take action. Romain Rolland

Nine, people are sometimes so strange, they will not say anything when they are greatly wronged, and they will cry when they hear comfort.

I hope you can do your best, instead of always thinking about quick success and instant benefit.

The more others do, the easier it is for you to get out. So many times, you should be grateful to those who don't care about you at all. My heart is more sad than not dying, but it is better to die completely. Zhang Jiajia

Twelve, happiness is not the more the better, but just right.

Thirteen, I am afraid that young people will say that I am not afraid of hardship when they are confused. It's good to be able to bear hardships, but is it enough to bear hardships? Especially for girls, I hope you have a successful career and are in the mood to enjoy life, instead of wasting your time in suffering. Don't give yourself psychological hints that you will suffer. In this era, people who have no ability may not be able to live well even if they suffer more than you can bear. You should have other capital to live in this world. -Kun Yi

Fourteen, people are always so contradictory, when you believe, you are all cheated; When you are habitually suspicious, some people are so kind that you feel that your doubts about them are actually so dirty in your heart. So, when you can only choose to trust others, don't forget the principled precautions. When you are cheated by others, don't give up your kindness to others, so as not to be completely disappointed with the world.

15. A woman's best dowry is a considerate and warm heart, and a man's best dowry is a lifetime of accommodation and love. The most precious things in the world are often free, but unfortunately many people in the world can't wear them!

16. We will think about what we are afraid of, and we will hear what we believe. What scares us is not the outside world, but our hearts.

Seventeen, many people like to talk nonsense and want to hurt people. Later, I hope others will understand. This is his frankness and personality, but what obligation do others have to accompany you when they are angry with you? I thought this was frankness and individuality, but it was just childish and selfish.

Eighteen, the flower of dust is also beautiful, and everything in the world is humble. When I sang in a low voice, I hung my head in shame. Whose tenderness is it? The beautiful scenery, even the instant fireworks, also has brilliant youth. Oh, let a man with spirit go to his favorite place to take risks, even if it is a flash in the pan, at least it once bloomed with charming light. Memories as fleeting as bubbles, if Qian Qian is absolutely beautiful, will also write the chapter of life.

Nineteen, don't be a simple and excellent person, but be an irreplaceable person.

Twenty, youth is like a container, full of anxiety, restlessness, youth and occasional madness.

Happiness is not the more the better, but just right.

Guide: Only those who have experienced it know that when love is too grand, many times, people who love more can't name the opposite person. Although it is only a few simple syllables, it is as difficult as moving mountains to make them clear. In the eyes of others, a name is just a symbol, but in the heart of the person you love, every word is very important.

First, the three elements of progress: you can do it yourself, some people say you can do it, and some people say you can do it.

Second, you can change because you love someone, but you also ask yourself not to change that side.

Third, love is missing your heart, marriage is tying your heart, and love is swallowing your heart.

Fourth, the three most romantic words are not "I love you", but "together".

Life is alive, we need to constantly dust the soul, introspect and blame ourselves, and since the enlightenment has self-esteem. ...

Sixth, the tragedy of love stems from picky; Marriage is perfect because of tolerance.

Seven, people's two eyes are parallel, just look at people unequally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

Eight, the enemy becomes a comrade-in-arms mostly for survival, and the comrade-in-arms becomes an enemy mostly for money.

9. People who create opportunities are brave. He who waits for an opportunity is a fool.

Ten, spoony people always hold the idea that even I am moved by myself, so why can't she be moved by me? But persistent pursuit can only prove that you are a persistent person, that's all.

1 1. A boaster may not have a high opinion, but he may be thinking when he is silent.

The affection between individuals is like knitting a sweater. When it was established, it was a needle and a thread, thin and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

Thirteen, sometimes, happiness is not the more the better, but just right.

Fourteen, love is precious when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it. I didn't find it until I lost it. In fact, what I know best is the most precious.

Fifteen, the stars are bright, not as good as the moon alone; Birds sing together, not as good as tigers roar.

Sixteen, knowledge is the source of wisdom, and morality is the foundation of career.

Seventeen, maybe none of us know what love is.

18. The best love allows you to constantly improve yourself without losing yourself.

Nineteen, successful people find ways, unsuccessful people make excuses; There is no excuse for success, and it is impossible to succeed if you want an excuse.

Twenty, tolerant friends must be in the same boat for a hundred years, tolerant couples must hold their pillows for a hundred years, and a tolerant world must be peaceful and beautiful.

Twenty-one, when all ifs have no ifs, only what is lost is the most permanent.

Twenty-two, what people all know is life; What people don't know is art.

23. The wind is bluer and lonelier than the coastline, and the rain is wetter and lonelier than the clouds; You are more distant and deserted than I thought, and I think of you more often than I thought.

Twenty-four, dare not angry is a coward, not angry is a wise man.

Twenty-five, living itself is a kind of luck, and youth itself is a kind of happiness.

27. Where there is no water, it is desert, and where there is no sound, it is loneliness.

Twenty-eight, giving people words is more important than pearls and jade; Words hurt more than swords.

Twenty-nine, ten fingers clasped, but never buckled.

30. Self-righteousness is fun, and it's despicable to denigrate others.

Thirty-one, invest love in one person and take risks; It is dangerous to put love into many people.

The more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife, the less mature the wife who is spoiled by her husband.

33. Love can be romantic, but don't waste it; Don't hold hands casually, let alone let go.

34. Losing someone is just a process of life. It won't rain all the time, but it will always clear up after the rain.

True love is not to hold him in your arms, but to let him learn to walk.

Thirty-six, even if you smash the clock, no one can tie the pace of time for half a second.

Thirty-seven, the wind after the rain, refreshing and melancholy, can blow away the dirt of the earth, but it can't blow away its lonely mood.

38. The furthest distance in the world is that I don't understand my heart in front of you, from my palm to yours.

Thirty-nine, because I have loved, I will not become an enemy, because I have been hurt, so I will not become a friend.

Forty, I have heard that memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

Editor's Note: Happiness is that you accompany me through the journey of life, happiness is that you accompany me through the journey of life, my happiness is your feeling of happiness, my happiness is all of your happiness, my happiness will not easily pass away, and my happiness will be more and more with you!