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One two three, two two three.

B: Dangdang!

A: no, it's too slow. Come on.

B: All right, Dangdang!

Why did it ring before I called?

B: It's difficult. Fast and fast, slow and slow. How is it appropriate?

A: The hammer strikes the gong.

B: All right.

One two three, two two three.

B: Dangdang!

A: I learned it from my master in Maoshan. (b: Dangdang) There is an old Mao Dao in Maoshan. He told me his tricks and eight disciples, and seven of them became immortals. Because I was greedy for money, the teacher blew me off the mountain in a rage, and I didn't do anything else. I made a trick for everyone to see. I turned into a pearl inverted shutter, and the pearl inverted shutter-(B double play)

A: OK.

Where are you going?

A: I can't change it now.

B: Why?

A: I'm trying the gong.

B: Ah! Try it. You get something for nothing. How about my gong?

A: OK.

B: Then keep changing.

A: I formally asked God.

Why did you invite God? Is there a God?

Didn't I tell you it was a slip of the tongue with a gong set? Please God, but please God, don't talk. Because I invited this little fairy with a big temper. He left as soon as you spoke, and I couldn't change a step he took.

B: ok, I won't talk about it then.

A: It's no use talking all the time.

B: When shall we talk?

B: Please spray it, sir!

A: I swallowed it all!

B: Oh!

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A:123,223.

B: Dangdang!

A: Don't be too slow, hurry up.

B: ok, and Dangdang!

A: I haven't played much in the boxing ring?

B: This is difficult. How about a little faster, a little slower and a little slower?

The hammer hit Gong Ming.

B: It is.

A: With my master in Maoshan well. (B: Dangdang) There is a hair on Maoshan Road. His son told me the secret of teaching the Dharma, and he taught eight disciples, and it became seven points. Because I didn't win the money, I was very angry. I% pw down, and there was no other h-down to do. If you change a child, you can juggle, change the bead curtain to rewind, and the bead curtain will rewind. -(b When playing continuously).

A: Yes.

B: What have you become?

A: This cannot be changed.

How?

I will try my best.

B: Ah! Try it, in vain. Gong said that I can do it?

A: OK.

B: Then you can continue to change it.

A: I have formally asked the gods.

How do you please God? Jesus Christ.

Isn't this to tell you something? But please God, please God, you can't talk. I ask this because God has a big temper. You said he left, he changed, and I'm not leaving.

Well, I don't talk.

A: Don't talk too old.

B: When was the sentence?

Sir, what are you spraying?