Who is the most popular Chinese goods among Germans in the United States: Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid cream defeated

This was a long time ago. The American people on the backside of the earth were raving about the "noble" food Lao Gan Ma. Now it seems to have been sniped by the ancient power of Chinese tradition. Recently, a netizen exposed in the U.S. Amazon mall "Ma Yinglong musk hemorrhoid cream" of the magic medicine, this ointment in the U.S. price of 8.53 U.S. dollars received more than 1,000 evaluations, rating of 4.3 points, compared to only 74 evaluations, the same 4.3 points of the Lao Ganma chopped down the horse.

First, let's take a moment to enjoy the ads that paint a picture of Ma Ying Long! At first I thought it was a tampon ad, then I thought it was a pants ad, and at the end of the ad, I was on my knees! It's a fighter in the domestic advertising world!

Why is this ointment so effective? Let's take a look at what the foreigners say ......

1, It's like having rose-colored ice cream on your asshole, cool and long-lasting.

2. The person who created this drug should win a Nobel Prize and should have the front and best seat at the Olympics!

3, It's as cold and refreshing as if your ass was smoking menthol cigarettes. Americans, I'm sorry, but this round is a complete win for China!

4, It's like a cold, exhilarating winter breeze passing through your asshole~

5, If this is a dream, please don't wake me up~

6, Thank you China! Thank you to all who wrote comments! Useful! Useful! So useful!!!

7, This is the best money I've ever spent!!!!

8, This ointment is like a light in the darkness for me!

9, I don't care what's added to it, all I know is that I survived! I'm better!

10, This salve is simply divine! It has done wonders for me!

Ma Yinglong has done his country a favor!

The miracle of the East that foreigners praise, the Chinese kung fu on the chrysanthemum!