Short crosstalk words

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

■ I'm glad there are many people coming. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go and eat. Whoever goes will pay. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise of sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money.

■ Ah, you don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

■ Dead vines and old trees faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun sets, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital if their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

■ The story told today is not far from now. If there are old people at home, you can go back and ask them-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. ...

■ Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair, and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

■ I am rich. Today, backstage, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen in Tianjin began to leave on Tuesday. But my car has had some problems recently, and the speed is a bit slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I won't know until I check. I dropped my pedal. ...

■ There are always more than 1000 traditional cross talks left by the old gentleman. After years of continuous efforts by our actors, it has basically been lost. ...