Seek a double entendre comedy script self-written not too long!

A Comedy is the art of language.

B Hey, that's right.

A Being a comedian is not easy. First of all, there are several requirements.

A We are required to have proper facial features. The most important thing is that the eyes must be good, the mouth must be clear, and all aspects of the knowledge must be there.

B You have to understand.

A Because it is a comprehensive art, our job is not simple.

B Yeah.

A But some people see our job as simple.

B Who?

A There is a man in our neighborhood who is like that. He's from Tianjin, he speaks with a Tianjin accent, and he's always talking to me, "Hey, Gao Yingpei, I've got some work to do, let's get involved, okay?"

B What do you mean by "get involved"?

A I told him, "You can't do that, we're doing art."

A I told him, "You can't do this, we're doing art. Don't be such a pain in the ass! What kind of art is that?"

B Well, you're taking us too lightly.

A Well, that's just the way he is: he looks at every job as easy, and every job as simple.

B What about reality?

A Wherever you put him, it doesn't work.

B A mouthpiece!

A That's right. We have two families living in the west house of our yard, working in the steel factory, and they have a ****ing hobby in their spare time.

B What do you love?

A Hobby fishing. This fishing is a slow job. Buy a fishing rod, a hook, a fish string, a drift; down a good fish food, perhaps resting, smoking, here to watch the fish drift. We have a lot of fish drift down a sink, a pole, on the fishing.

B Yes, that's what I mean.

A chronic work, a quick-tempered can not? The quick-tempered man went to the edge of the river and stayed there: let's go! What's the matter? How come it didn't come up? Let's go! What's the matter? Go! Hey, why isn't it coming up? Let's go! Okay, it doesn't matter, I'll go down!

B He went down! Is this fishing?

A Fishing! The two families in the west house went fishing and came back to boil fish in the yard for dinner. His lover, who had a craving for it, said to him, "Oh, I say two of his father!"

B Who?

B Who?

A They have a child whose nickname is "Two".

B Oh, you mean the baby.

A That's right.

B

B

A Right. "I say two his father, you see the two big brothers in the west house, nothing to do, always fishing, and then come back to boil the fish to eat, this game is so funny!"

B Look at the funny ah?

A "Let's not talk about boiling fish, even if we have a fish soup!"

B She's a glutton for punishment!

A And he took it, "What's that? I don't want to go fishing. I don't mean to brag, but I'm not going. I'm going to go, I'll go there and get a hundred or so with my eyes closed!"

B How many?

A Is it possible to catch a hundred or eighty fish in this kind of fishing?

B I've never seen that.

A His lover was happy to hear that, "Oh, his father, you want to be able to fish, Ming fishing point how good!" "Okay, you don't have to worry about it, I'll keep an eye on the fishing tomorrow!" But it is really not ambiguous, go out and spend six dollars to buy a fishing rod.

B It's a real investment.

A Once inside the door, "Hey, who's there? His mother, make me a sugar cookie!"

B Sugar cookies?

A "I'm going fishing!"

B Oh, yummy when you're hungry.

A "Well, take the noodle pocket and change me a pocket."

B What for?

A "Fish."

B "Fish in a noodle pocket"?

A "That's right! Didn't I tell you to bring in a hundred or eighty with your eyes closed?"

B I'm sure!

A It's really not easy. He left at 7:30 in the morning and came back at 4:30 in the afternoon.

B How much did you catch?

A Not a single one.

B Well, it was a wasted trip.

A As soon as he entered the door, his lover asked him, "Oh, his father, did you catch anything?" "I've been fishing! Don't mention it, we were late! I went there to take a look at which, good guy, this set of children past."

B What's gone?

A Do you know what a fish is?

B I've never heard of it.

A "This one is over, but if you ask me, there's another one tomorrow. I'll give you a chance to fish for the one tomorrow. There are things to talk about tomorrow morning, you first sleep." The next morning, "Hey, two his mother, you cook me two sugar cookies."

B Two!

A "I'll put a little more work into it today." The same clock went away, and the same clock came back.

B How much did you catch this time?

A Not a single one.

B It was a wasted trip.

A As soon as he entered the door, his lover asked again, "Oh, his father, did you catch anything?" Don't mention it, there really catch this set of children ah, I ah down good pole ah, came a few children bathing, crackling a flop, no."

B This inch strength ah.

A "I was in a hurry and sweated all over, and then I inquired about it: well, there will be another set tomorrow."

B Another one.

A "Tomorrow this set of great, I'll give you fishing tomorrow this set of go. I'm not going to be able to fish tomorrow's set, do you hear me, keep an eye on the river and fish for me!"

B. You're going to kill yourself!

A He wanted to jump into the river! At this moment, a grandmother in the same house was visiting them and wanted to take this opportunity to persuade him: "Brother, let me persuade you! You can see that the two big brothers in the west house are always fishing, but you can't catch ah! How many big words did you say in the yard? What have you accomplished? From now on, you should not talk so much in the yard, it's too embarrassing not to come."

B. This is a good thing to say.

A And he was in a hurry! "

A And he's in a hurry with them! They've got a date, but I can't get a date? I can't get a date? I'll tell you what: I'll go fishing tomorrow just because you said so! If I can't make it tomorrow, I won't stay here, I'm moving out! I, hey ...... that who, two his mother, you give me three sugar cookies!"

B And three again?

A His lover, while cooking the pancakes, pondered, "Ouch, two his father, you are really funny ah! You didn't catch a single fish, but your appetite has grown."

B Why? I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good deal on the price!

A On the third day, he left at 7:30, and at 8:30 he stopped fishing.

B No fishing?

A He went to the fish market with a fishing rod on his shoulder! Once in the fish market, the fish seller was startled: "Yo! How this fishing us here?" He came over and asked, "Boss, how much is a catty?" The fish seller looked, this how to carry a fishing rod to buy fish ah? "You ask this, twenty-five cents a catty, a dollar four catties." "Twenty-five cents ...... live?" "You see, each live." Really not ambiguous, each live. "Well, you la, you give me to four pounds, to a piece of

money." They weighed him four pounds of fish, "Where do I put it?" "Don't put it anywhere, is it enough?" "Look, it's four pounds." "Why four catties of fish? You give a spare, burn another."

B What kind of personality is this?

A There is no other way, four pounds of high, people spare another, "Where do you put it?" Hey, this set of even if I catch up!"

B also in time!

A With the fish in hand, I went home. When I got home, I shouted at the door, and all the people in the same yard shouted out, "I said, "His mother, bring me the big wooden basin! I can't believe I'm catching up with this group."

B What are you yelling about?

A To let the people in the same yard know that he was fishing.

B It's to sell the pie.

A When I yelled, everyone came out. The grandmother also came out. The wooden basin was placed in the yard, the water was put in and poured, and the fish was really good.

B What happened?

A The fish were all alive when they saw the water. He's forgotten about it.

B What is it?

A The fish you buy are not the same as the fish you catch: the fish you catch are big and small, and there are all kinds of fish; the fish you buy are usually big.

B That's right!

A The more grandma looked at the fish, the more she wondered, "Brother, are all your fish average-sized?" "That's right, Grandma, they're all average-sized. This is called skill. We don't fish if they are not average-sized. Didn't I tell you, we can catch a hundred or so with our eyes closed." "That's not right, big brother, you can't have bought them, right?" With these words, he was in a hurry! "Hey, Grandma, how can you call this buying? I'm telling you, Grandma, we've lived in the same yard for years, we're old neighbors. According to you, if I were to become paralyzed, you'd be doing me a great disservice."

B. Why?

A His lover saw, in this yard planted this heel why, intends to give a round plate, "Oh, grandma, you can not talk like this ah, so old, talk is really not the place. This is the first time I've ever seen a woman in the world who has been in the same position as me, and I've never been in the same position. It's a fishing trip. Don't worry, his father, it's a catch. This fish could be over two pounds." He took it, "What's this, over two catties? Four pounds is still high! If you don't believe me, you can ask, that's all, the shopkeeper even gave me a spare one."

B or buy!