About Ma Sanli.

Traditional comic text Eating Lantern Festival

(Counterpoint)

A Have you ever studied?

B I have studied for a few years.

A Do you know who left this book?

B The saint left the book in the hands of Cangjie, who made the characters.

A Yes! Not only did the sage leave a book, but the sage's martial arts were even better; he was a master of both the arts and the martial arts.

B I've never heard of him.

A Oh, you don't know? The Sage has three golden darts to crush the forests, and a son who throws away his head to settle the world. A fishscale purple gold knife across the world, Yangzi River inverted Xingfu 800 miles.

B Ah? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. You are the Sheng Ying of the Three Heroes Sword.

A Yes! Isn't Sheng Ying a saint?

B What is this nonsense? Sheng Ying is from the Kangxi period, what year is a saint? That's a long way off.

A A. I know! I know! What year was the sage in?

B I cannot tell you.

A The saint was born in the eleventh month of the twenty-first year of Duke Xiang of Lu, in the country of Lu, in the township of Changping, which is the name of a mountain, southeast of the county of Qufu. Because the mountain got this name, he was surnamed Kong Qiu and his name was Zhongni, and he lived until he died at the age of seventy-three. He lived to the age of seventy-three and died at the age of eighty-four. You often hear: "Seventy-three, eighty-four, the King of Hell does not call himself to go." It was the two of them. After the reign of Duke Ding of Lu, Confucius was appointed as the chief minister of the central capital, and from the age of fifty-six he traveled around the world for forty years, going everywhere, beginning with India.

B Why did he go to India?

A He went to see his friends.

B Who were his friends?

A Siddhartha Gautama was a brother to the sage.

B Oh, Buddha is a brother to a sage?

A That's right, the saint was born 2,500 years ago, and Sakyamuni was born 2,501 years ago. When the Buddha came to Lu to preach Buddhism, he was with the sage, listening to opera, bathing, eating, listening to comedy and watching movies.

B This part has you which?

A Yes, there is! The saint didn't like to listen to the opera, it's written in the book, "the opera is not beneficial", he felt that listening to the opera is not interesting. He loved to listen to comedy, and the book says: "The nature is similar" - I should be close to the comedy.

B I don't really understand this.

A Then Rudraksha went back and didn't write to the sage, and the sage was a little upset: this time I'll come to you first, and I'll see what kind of face you have to meet me with. The sage said, "Go back! Let's find the Buddha!"

B Who's back?

A Hui was a disciple of Confucius, whose last name was Yan, and whose first name was Hui, and whose last name was Zi Yuan, and whose last name was Zhong Yu, and whose first name was Zi Lu. The saint arrived there with his two disciples, and as soon as he got off the train, Buddha Rulai greeted him on the platform, and he clasped his fists, "I don't know that Confucius has arrived, and I'm sorry I didn't come to welcome him." The sage said, "How dare you! How dare you? We came here recklessly, Mr. Tian, you forgive me!"

B How come The Golden Platform is also up here?

A This is a play that the saints have heard before. When they got into the automobile together and took their seats in the Zen Hall, Buddha Rulai asked, "What must Confucius be doing here?" The sage said, "I came to see my Buddha, and secondly, I have one thing I do not know, to be with the Buddha to understand a little." Rulai Buddha heard this ballast full of not right ah, put brother and brother over not to say this ah. "Oh, you have what things you say!" The sage said, "My words are used everywhere, and I have heard that you are using my words to break my way, so you shouldn't mispronounce my words!" K???a said, "That's not there, how can I mispronounce your words?" The saintly person said, "What should happen when there is a mispronunciation?" K???a said, "I'll accept the penalty for the mistake." The sage said, "Fine you money? I don't need to punish you with food or drink. Let's do it this way: I'll fine you for one typo." K???a Buddha thought, "That's good, it's a game. The sage said, "You move over the scriptures and you read them." K???a Buddha was still cautious and did not dare to ask his disciple to recite it, but recited it himself. The first line of the Auspicious Sutra: "Namo (pronounced Namo) Amitabha Buddha ......" The sage said, "Okay, don't read it, the first line is wrong. What do you read for the two words Nama alone?" "It's the south of north and south, the nothing of nothing." The sages said, "Why is Nan Wu pronounced as Nama?" K???a said, "That's how we read the sutra scrolls." The sage said, "No! I'm not here, but I'm here and you're mispronouncing my words! I'll flick you!" K???a thought, "Let's ask him to play. He closed his eyes and said, "Play it!" In fact, it is okay for the sage to play a little bit. At this time, Zi Lu saw the advantage, grabbed the sage by the lapel, and pointed to himself: "I'll do it!" Zi Lu is a practitioner, Zi Lu good courage ah! "Ride the beam floating in the sea", "storm tiger Feng (ping) River", that arm root so thick, that finger with a rolling pin like, in the Buddha's head, bang! Bang! It was two strikes! The Buddha was startled, and said: "The Holy One has raised a bag! When he opened his eyes, the saint was sitting there, and Zilu was standing in front of him. Buddha was very unhappy, thinking: we are brothers and this is a game, you should not ask your disciple to take revenge to play me ah! "Hey! Kong Lao Er!"

B How come Kong Lao Er?

A. "So do you have any typos?" The sage said, "I can't read much, but I use words well." K???a said, "What if you have made a mistake?" The sage said, "A gentleman will play me, and you will play me." K???a said, "Good! I'll ask you a question: what do you read when you have the character for fire, the character for sweet at the top, and the character for wood at the bottom?" The sage said, "This is coal." Buddha said, "What is the character for ash at the bottom of the mountain?" The sage said, "This is charcoal." The Buddha said, "That's not right! You've got these two words wrong, mountain ash should be pronounced coal, is coal a mineral? Coal is mined from the mountains. Does this sweet (dry) wood become charcoal when it is burned in a fire?" The sage said, "This ...... Why? It was left like this in the beginning." K???a said, "That's how it was left in the first place? Then if you recite it wrongly, are you going to teach it down the line, and others will recite it wrongly as well? That I have to play." The sage thought: don't be pretentious with others. K???a Buddha said in his heart, "If I ask my disciple to play you, that would show that I'm petty. I'm going to use some of my magic to flick you, and I'm going to flick your head a thousand miles out of your head."

B Is it that powerful?

A Yes! He played, what is the name of K???a's layman's name? Do you know it?

B I don't know.

A His name was Shi (Poetry) Yun, which the sages wrote when they made their books.

B Which book?

A "University": "Poetry: Bang Qi Qian Li." A head that bounces a thousand miles off the ground!

B There's another line below that: "For the people"?

A Hey! The local people have stopped it, or it would have traveled hundreds of miles. Rulai Buddha in so strangling recite incantation, Yan Hui look bad, come over a tug sage said: "Master hurry to run." Master and son on the run, and so Ru Lai Buddha pinch the knuckle, read the mantra, open your eyes, no one, and asked the disciple: "Where did they go?" The disciple said, "They ran away." K???a Buddha said, "Ho!" (Make Buddha statue) Otherwise, you see the temple of Buddha this statue which! That's the saint who didn't play and got slowed down. There is a bag on the head, right?

B Sheridan.

A That was played by Zilu.

B It's not like that!

A And the three of them ran away. I don't dare to stay in people's place, hurry to take the train back, buy a ticket, the saint lost his purse again. Get off the train no money ah, was trapped in Chen and Cai.

B Confucius in Chen, Cai, food.

A Where is Chen?

B Chenzhou, Henan Province.

A Where is Cai?

B Henan Shangcai County.

A Hm! Chen is Chenjiagouzi.

B What about Cai?

A Caijiaqiaozi, Hebei Province. When trapped, the three of them even stayed in the hotel and then ate, drank and smoked, which is how much money.

B What did the sage smoke?

A White flour ah.

B The saints have smoked a lot of white flour.

A. The saints don't smoke white flour, it can't be written in the book.

B Which book does it say?

A The Analects of Confucius, there is not this sentence: "Two or three sons to me as a hidden? I'm not hidden." That's what the sage said to his disciples, "You think I'm addicted, I'm smoking for fun." What can I do if I don't have money? I have to pawn it. The saint said, the gentleman often dang dang (frank and open), there are things that people pawn stores do not accept, so they have to sell, even their own beloved talk box - phonographs are sold.

B Then there was a talk box?

A Why not? If there wasn't a phonograph, there wasn't one in the book.

B Which book was it in?

A In the Analects of Confucius, there are two sentences: "I have heard his words, but I have not seen his person." That is, I net hear him talk, I have not seen others, that is the talk box.

B The word box is not left by foreigners?

A Which foreigner? That is the saint left behind, hit him there to pass down, one generation, one generation ...... to a hundred generations, which has a hundred generations of companies.

B The more I hear the more distinct.

A The saint's most bitter time, the master and son of a hungry a few meals, nothing to eat, hungry saint straight cough. Zi Lu was so hungry that he went to bed net, couldn't sleep and endured. Or Yan Hui, is so hungry, people have not been ambiguous, or that, to how the saint later praised Yan Hui which: "a箪食，一瓢饮，在陋巷人不堪其忧，回也不改其乐，贤哉! I'm a great man." The sage also said, (in Tianjin voice) Zi said: Yan Hui is a rat gnawing on the surface of the foot - honest.

B Is this what the sage said?

A The sages loved to make wisecracks. The sage said, "Come on, disciple, let's go out and get active outside!" Zi Lu said, "Master, why don't you stay strong and lie down at home for a while, what are you walking on a hungry stomach for?" The sage said, "What are you embarrassed in the hotel for? Let's go out and do some activities, let's meet some acquaintances, let's take care of them, and let's go back if the one who has been with us for some time gives us a ticket. Zi Lu thought to himself, "That's right. Aren't we hungry even if we lie down all the time? "Go!" Master and son out. Walking in the street, see what what is delicious, see the sale of baked cakes 馃子, the saint gluttonous gulped a mouthful of saliva. If this is to eat eat more flavor, is no money, alas! The son said: money can not see the big burrito, no money to see the big burrito.

B Which book is this in?

A You haven't read this book. When you walk down the street, there is this tea store that sells all kinds of snacks, rice dumplings for the May Festival, mooncakes for the August Festival, and now, at the Chinese New Year, snacks, not only raw, but also cooked ones. There is a pot cooking, the door with a sign, posted a newspaper, written very clearly: "The number of new rice snacks osmanthus fruit filling a penny a." The saint took a look at the snacks cooked with small steamed buns, this to eat a few how fragrant ah. He asked Zi Lu, "Do you have any money?" Zi Lu said, "No! I don't have any money, you can ask my brother." Asked Yan Hui, "Do you have money?" Yan Hui said, "I don't have any money. If I had money, I wouldn't be able to starve for several meals." The sage touched his own waist, but he had no money, only an old penny tied to his brush bag. At that time, people used to use a brush, make a small pocket with cloth, put the brush in it, and there was a thread on the mouth with an old money tied to it, so that it could be tucked into the belt. The saint thought: how can the three of us eat a Lantern Festival? The saint took a look at it and was happy, and the words written on his newspaper showed the empty space. He wrote "a penny a piece," and he wrote "a piece of a piece." The sage told Zi Lu, "Look over there." The sage told Zi Lu, "Look that way." He told Yan Hui, "Look that way. If someone comes out of their house, cough at me." The sage took his pen out and dipped it in some spittle, dismissing the dismissing brush on his fingernail, and he dismissed the dismissing brush, but he added a vertical one, and you have to read it again: "One penny for ten." The saint's writing was so good that you couldn't tell it was a dismissal. The saint brought up the pen, the money down: "Go!" Master and son came in. The man wiped the table: "What do you want to eat, sir? Panicum rice? Eight treasure porridge ah?" The saint said, "I'll have a snack." The man said, "Can I give you three bowls?" The sage said, "No! Ten." The fellow said, "How can we serve you ten? We serve five in a bowl. If you want to eat three, we can serve you nine." The sage said, "No! Ten!" The fellow said, "Can't you serve it?" The saint said, "Four for me! Three for them all!"

B Why do saints smell like that?

A That's right, the sage said "three"? That's a different word. The first time I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it, the more I ate it. Zi Lu said: "Man, how to sell snack soup?" The fellow said: "The soup is free to drink without money." Zi Lu thought, "It's as sticky as almond tea," and said, "Give me three bowls of soup." The sage drank it well: "Man, serve the soup." One person drank more than thirty bowls of Lantern soup, the saint still called which: "Buddy Sheng soup." Buddy said: "You do not drink, our snacks have become pot stickers, you three find a place to drink tea." The saint said, "No more. Go!" Throwing down an old money and leaving, he made the fellow angry: "Stay back, sir, how many do you eat?" "Ten." "How much do you pay?" "One dollar." The man said, "We pay a penny a piece." The sage said, "Nonsense! Oh! You locals eat them at ten for a penny, and we from afar eat them at one for a penny, what kind of reasoning is that?" The sage so yelled, the shopkeeper came over: "Sir, if you do not have the money, count you eat for nothing, you have to say that the distant people locals ah, that is, whoever eats is a penny a." The saint said, "What's the proof?" The shopkeeper said: "There is a newspaper on the door." The sage said, "Good! Let's go! Read the newspaper."

B What is the sage doing?

A He added a vertical ah. And when he came to the door, he said, "Read it." The sage said, "I can't read."

B How come the saint can't read?

A saint just to ask him to read, just to take a big steamed bread to block their mouths, the shopkeeper heard that do not recognize the word, on the damage to la: "three dressed so clean, do not recognize the word? No wonder the white food which. I read, you have to listen to the unfair, we ask the passers-by to read, if a penny ten, that counts as you eat for nothing; if a penny a, you give us to find compensation money. You listen to this: the number of new add Jiang rice rice snacks osmanthus fruit filling a penny ...... is ten." A brain gas, then change a smiling face to the saint bowed: "Mr. You please, this is our write newspaper Mr. wrote wrong, maybe who jokes with us, add a vertical to us, good for you three to eat, we can not lose much money, you three please." Like this, saints you go, saints do not go, good! I'm sorry, I can't forgive you: "Is it one penny for ten ah? It's not like we're from a faraway place and we're not here to eat out of our mouths. I tell you, this is our readers pen down."

B Then we should not be merciful.

A Add one stroke to the cross and I'll eat a thousand!

B You want to cover it all?

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