In Jiang Kun's cross talk, he said: "Marriage is a pot of porridge, you have to endure it." Which comic dialogue is it?

From Jiang Kun's cross talk "Talking about Love".

The old man said:

Love is a basin of noodles, and water and noodles are together. You must knead it. This is love.

Life is a cake, you can't just look good, you have to eat it.

Marriage is a pot of porridge, you have to cook it, and the more you cook it, the worse it tastes.

A wife is a pot of pickles, that is to say, a wife can't live without it, and if there are too many, it will be in trouble.

The taxi driver said:

Love is a wheel that touches the ground four times and floats in the sky forever.

Life is the way to drive. Go wide and narrow. Don't walk into a dead end. You can't take the lead in it.

Wife is a policeman. She always stares at you and wherever she goes. Don't make mistakes. If you make mistakes, you will get them.

The vegetable seller said:

Love is lettuce, eaten raw, the older you get, the stronger the taste.

Life is cabbage, peeled off layer by layer, peeled off layer by layer, rich in content and endless.

My wife is a cucumber. When I was young, everyone scrambled for flowers with thorns on their tops. It was quite smooth when I was old, and no one wanted it.